You've gotta help me," the man said to the psychiatrist." Every night this week I've dreamed Im playing ina badminton tournament. Then I wake up tire and sweaty".
"Okay, here's your medicine," the octor said. "Drink this right away and you'll be cured in no time."
"Cant I wait and drink it tomorrow?" the dreamer wanted to know.
"Wjhy?" the doctor asked.
"Its our championship gametonight."

A bus full of politicians was sppeding down a road when it swerved into a field and crashed into a tree. The farmer who owned the field went over to investigate.Then he dug a hole and buried the politicians.A few days later, th police drove by and saw the overturned vehicle. He knocked on the farmer's door and asked where all the politicians had gone.The farmer said he had buried them." They were all dead?" the sheriff asked.
"Well, some of them said they werent,"replied the armer," but you know how politicians lie.

Lol at the championship game. . .

keep 'em coming, godmother.

Lolz really liked the second joke

Godmother:

A bus full of politicians was sppeding down a road when it swerved into a field and crashed into a tree. The farmer who owned the field went over to investigate.Then he dug a hole and buried the politicians.A few days later, th police drove by and saw the overturned vehicle. He knocked on the farmer's door and asked where all the politicians had gone.The farmer said he had buried them." They were all dead?" the sheriff asked.
"Well, some of them said they werent,"replied the farmer," but you know how politicians lie.

lol