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If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by Achiles: 9:31am On Apr 06, 2010 |
It was on the of first day of April, my cell had announced that I had a message waiting for my attention. the message actually came from my girl, u know, i mean my girl. the content was brief and straight to the point. Hi, I saw my doctor yesterday due to my protracted cough and he confirmed I was HIV positive! I will advise you go for a test. I deleted the text with the speed of light and told myself I did not see it. but within few minutes, I was sweating and what to tell friends, mum and had my plans crashing. But I kept wondering, but I used condom na! I jumped into my car, took a weird drive and rushed back to the house only for this girl to tell me it was April fool. The rest of the day provided some sober moment no doubt. How would you react |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by madlady(f): 9:40am On Apr 06, 2010 |
Hmmmmm I love jokes, but that's one sick joke. I would be furious. What did you do when you saw her in person? |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by Nobody: 11:11am On Apr 06, 2010 |
What a silly Joke. |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by yilleng05(m): 10:28pm On Apr 06, 2010 |
What if it hadn't been APRIL FOOL wat wld u have done? I hope its not wat i'm thinking? |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by Diva20(f): 10:46pm On Apr 06, 2010 |
LMAOOO!! |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by bkbabe97: 11:22pm On Apr 06, 2010 |
Not effing funny!!! what if she had effed wit som1 like me n i decided to hit her crib with a load Mac-11? April Fool, right? |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by EzeUche(m): 11:24pm On Apr 06, 2010 |
I shall use a condom if she is good looking. |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by Diva20(f): 11:25pm On Apr 06, 2010 |
bk/babe97: You go straight to jail |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by bkbabe97: 11:32pm On Apr 06, 2010 |
Diva 2.0: And she goes straight to hell!!! |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by Diva20(f): 11:34pm On Apr 06, 2010 |
bk/babe97: That's not for us to judge. |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by bkbabe97: 11:38pm On Apr 06, 2010 |
Diva 2.0: Us? wHO is "us"? Did u carry the burner and blast her to the after life or did I? so where did "us" come in? Oh, it aint for u to judge but its u that'll judeg if I go "to jail", huh? freakn Hypocrite!!! |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by Sagamite(m): 11:46pm On Apr 06, 2010 |
What will I do? Get her back with a worse joke of my own. And I will do mine on a non-April fools day, just to magnify the impact. I will show her I am the worst prankster. |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by waleski(m): 12:15am On Apr 07, 2010 |
hmmm nigerians sha using hiv as a joke is expensive d recipient heart wuld be in his mouth cause nd slow death be dat if dat was tried on me i wuld nt talk with d chic 4 sometime |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by Diva20(f): 3:01am On Apr 07, 2010 |
bk/babe97: I wasn't judging when I said you'd go to jail. In every society, that's the price of murder. |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by r231(m): 3:09am On Apr 07, 2010 |
wow sick joke but funny |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by Nobody: 7:37am On Apr 07, 2010 |
An expensive joke, could have had severe repercussions. |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by 190: 9:00am On Apr 07, 2010 |
i dont tink shes Jokin shes indirectly passin a message GO FOR UR TEST! |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by chelseabmw(m): 10:35am On Apr 07, 2010 |
This joke is too expensive.U really need to confirm if u have hiv or not. |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by dhensity: 11:25am On Apr 07, 2010 |
what a joke,i would deffinitely deal wit her |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by 4peace(m): 12:00pm On Apr 07, 2010 |
will be confuse like you |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by fubiluv: 12:06pm On Apr 07, 2010 |
i kind of like her sense of humor. But its a little out of place. I also advice you go for HIV Test if you have not gone for one. I like that joke, Hahaaaaa. |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by naijaswag1: 2:20pm On Apr 07, 2010 |
Suicidal joke! |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by Ben13: 2:23pm On Apr 07, 2010 |
Lol. . .I won't even believe it as April fool, we must be tested. |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by idifu(m): 11:11am On Apr 08, 2010 |
that wasn't funny at all, i was really scared in 2007 the first time my gal friend went for test i was scared of d result,in fact i was getting drunk every day , i almost emptied my account just in case the result was bad didn't want any one to inherit my cash and the rest of my things, i was finally relieved the day she told me it's all good, ever since i have been very careful with my cock, i do it with condom now lol |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by petebor02(m): 11:33am On Apr 08, 2010 |
i ve to agree with ben10 that actually calling for a text Achiles: |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by petebor02(m): 11:36am On Apr 08, 2010 |
EzeUche:. what do you mean? did u read the gist? |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by Duniverse(m): 6:46pm On Apr 08, 2010 |
madlady:take a U turn. |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by madlady(f): 7:06pm On Apr 08, 2010 |
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Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by abrahym(m): 10:19pm On Apr 08, 2010 |
It not the end of world.life continue |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by abrahym(m): 10:21pm On Apr 08, 2010 |
It not the end of world.life continue |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by tayoast(m): 11:09pm On Apr 08, 2010 |
wow!! that's xpensive. its easier said than done |
Re: If She Tells You She Is Hiv Positive by H2O2: 11:10pm On Apr 08, 2010 |
I run for the hills. |
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