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| Skydiving by femionasan(m): 10:41am On Feb 28, 2007 |
A redneck wanted to learn how to skydive, so he got an instructor and started taking lessons. The instructor told the redneck to jump out of the plane and pull his ripcord. The instructor then explained that he himself would jump out right behind him so that they would go down together. The redneck understood and was ready. The time came for the redneck to jump out of the airplane. The instructor reminded the redneck that he would be right behind him. The redneck proceeded to jump from the plane, and after being in the air for a few seconds he pulled the ripcord. The instructor followed by jumping from the plane. The instructor pulled his ripcord, but the parachute did not open. The instructor, frantically trying to get his parachute open, darted past the redneck. The redneck, seeing this, yelled as he undid the straps to his parachute, "So you wanna race, eh?" |
| Re: Skydiving by Maneater1(f): 2:41pm On Feb 28, 2007 |
 dumb redneck |
| Re: Skydiving by Lolabbey: 8:58am On Apr 15, 2009 |
na dumbass |
| Re: Skydiving by naijababe2(f): 6:52pm On Apr 15, 2009 |
redhead to red bloody face. |
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