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WARNING!!! Before You Fu Ck Your Lady From Behind (D0GGY) See The Dangerous Sick by Fattycoal9: 8:05am On Jan 04, 2018 |
This is a seeming satirical piece that mocks the S ex life of South Africans who have been rumoured to have a special preference for the doggy style during pleasure sessions. South Africa’s Minister of Health, Aaron Motsoaledi, has made a shocking discovery after three years of gruelling research. It appears the Minister has found the cure for stroke and cancer and he says, the antidote to these high death causing diseases resides in our s*xual desires. Speaking to The Insider, the 58-year-old former Limpopo MEC said he had started the study after noticing that there had been increased cases of stroke and cancer in South Africa which is due to citizens’ untamed obsession with the s*xually exhilarating and yet dangerous style; doggy Asked to explain the connection between this style and cancer or stroke, he said that during his research, he found out that the high pumping of blood during s*x, when one is standing or kneeling overloads the veins in the legs which ultimately causes stroke. On cancer, he said; “One of the main causes of cancer is stress, fatigue and tiredness. The most energy consuming and stressful se_xual position for men is doggy, hence the connection is more than clear.” Motsoaledi advised that, occasional doggy style like only on Christmas day and Valentine is harmless but enjoying that each night is suicidal, the reason why South African married men die and leave their wives a lot these days. The Minister said that a full statement on the Ministry’s website, “Look, I am only giving you guys a snippet, but we will be posting the results of the full research on the Ministry website, www.doh.gov.za” He added that he is in talks with Home Affairs Minister, Malusi Gigaba to craft a legislation that will seek to outlaw this style. This expensive joke of report has gone viral in South Africa with people laughing it off. http://www.shelegangan.com/2018/01/warning-before-you-fu-ck-your-lady-from.html
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Re: WARNING!!! Before You Fu Ck Your Lady From Behind (D0GGY) See The Dangerous Sick by zainmaxwell(m): 8:13am On Jan 04, 2018 |
abegi what is a doggy Sey no be wof wof wey we know again |
Re: WARNING!!! Before You Fu Ck Your Lady From Behind (D0GGY) See The Dangerous Sick by thesettingz(m): 8:14am On Jan 04, 2018 |
Dumping doggy style is like exchanging oxygen for carbon |
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