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She's My Girlfriend - Her Breathe Stinks Like A Public Toilet �. What Do I Do? by ExoticDray(m): 10:52pm On Jan 06, 2018 |
What more can make life disgusting than having a girlfriend with bad breath? Oh lawd have your way! Just like that one time drama when i met this Orente (short and gorgeous lady) at ICM, Ikeja. i couldn't hold back the vibe pushing me to meet her. 'Hey beautiful' I said with full confidence. like that guy that advertised for NIVEA roll-on. She took a few step forward, stopped and stared back , her hair dancing in the air as she turned to find where the sweet auto voice came from (you've seen it in all these indian films naa).. First, she scanned me from head to toe (i knew she was searching for the compliment to add behind her response.. (i always know)) then she said; 'Hello Prince charming' Her compliment was'nt shocking cos' it was expected (me seff na fine boy abeg) but something was shocking and it hit me.. I had to fight every urge not to stagger backwards. She's got this terrible smell, showering directly from her mouth, it was so bad that at the moment, i could bet her saliver will kill all the rats in Lagos if licensed as the new rat poison.. Trust me, with her breath, na good market! Mouth odour, This tragedy has consequently been the reason behind 60% broken relationships according to world statistics. Many would advise you break up especially if you are the type of boyfriend that doesn't know how to keep your relationship issues within yourself. A few will sentiment you talk it through with her! Can you do that ? Hell NO! These "special advisers" will start the counsel with their usual lame paradox: "He who loves you tells you your mouth smell" Guy if you try this with a Nigerian girl, your own don done be that! You've just submitted your official break up letter without knowing it.... CONTINUE READING>> http://www.exoticdray.com/2018/01/shes-my-girlfriend-her-breathe-stinks.html |
Re: She's My Girlfriend - Her Breathe Stinks Like A Public Toilet �. What Do I Do? by Lordspicy(m): 12:34am On Jan 07, 2018 |
buy oral b toothpaste and mouthwash for her 1 Like |
Re: She's My Girlfriend - Her Breathe Stinks Like A Public Toilet �. What Do I Do? by GabrielAganyi(m): 1:36am On Jan 07, 2018 |
Na only to chop clean mouth you Sabi? 1 Like |
Re: She's My Girlfriend - Her Breathe Stinks Like A Public Toilet �. What Do I Do? by Nobody: 6:25am On Jan 07, 2018 |
there was this lady that proposed to me some few years ago. I just can't be with her without holding my breath. it can't work. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: She's My Girlfriend - Her Breathe Stinks Like A Public Toilet �. What Do I Do? by Nobody: 6:27am On Jan 07, 2018 |
Take her to a dentist. 2 Likes |
Re: She's My Girlfriend - Her Breathe Stinks Like A Public Toilet �. What Do I Do? by Nobody: 7:29am On Jan 07, 2018 |
@exoticdrey....neither paste nor mouthwash will solve the situation coz am Laboratory Analyst & my bae was found in the same situation perhaps hers gives sorethroat. Tried all sort of medication (antibiotics) no improvement but later resulted to analyse the cause myself (as analyst) behold...."much better now" but wf non - scientific approach. 1 Like |
Re: She's My Girlfriend - Her Breathe Stinks Like A Public Toilet �. What Do I Do? by Tunagee(m): 2:00pm On Jan 07, 2018 |
ExoticDray: I have experienced many of them ladies. They are beautiful, well dressed and lovely curves, but the mouth odour, chai! is out of this world. And dem go still dey form with their stinking mouths and pussyies. 2 Likes |
Re: She's My Girlfriend - Her Breathe Stinks Like A Public Toilet �. What Do I Do? by ExoticDray(m): 12:12am On Jan 11, 2018 |
Lordspicy: Your gracious LordSpicy.. Excuse me sir.. You are forgetting something.. Please how do you intend to break the news to her?? How does one tell his girlfriend her mouth is smelling like soak-away Lol� |
Re: She's My Girlfriend - Her Breathe Stinks Like A Public Toilet �. What Do I Do? by ExoticDray(m): 12:13am On Jan 11, 2018 |
Tunagee: Lol��� Boss you Dey vex ooo.. Wetin Dem girls do you.. This savagery is just too much 1 Like |
Re: She's My Girlfriend - Her Breathe Stinks Like A Public Toilet �. What Do I Do? by ExoticDray(m): 12:14am On Jan 11, 2018 |
Rollindollars: Thank you so much Boss.. I appreciate your intelligence. But I'm kinda confused right now.. Are you saying there's no cure to it? |
Re: She's My Girlfriend - Her Breathe Stinks Like A Public Toilet �. What Do I Do? by ExoticDray(m): 12:19am On Jan 11, 2018 |
WinningSun: Lol��� I can imagine the scenario. Such life is just too harsh.. Bad breath is actually the craziest turn off.. No matter how slay-cious ![]() ![]() |
Re: She's My Girlfriend - Her Breathe Stinks Like A Public Toilet �. What Do I Do? by ExoticDray(m): 12:22am On Jan 11, 2018 |
GabrielAganyi: Lol ![]() ![]() Shay naa soak-away I should now come and like ![]() |
Re: She's My Girlfriend - Her Breathe Stinks Like A Public Toilet �. What Do I Do? by ubunja(m): 1:50am On Jan 11, 2018 |
personally i cant abide a smelly mouth. i love my kisses way too much to waste time on a gal with bad breath. i used to have a gal whose breath was almost always fresh and we kissed a lot.then my next gal had a sewer in her mouth.we didnt last. gals should have meticulous dental hygiene.i myself brush teeth thru-out the day.i also stay away from spicy foods that ruin breath and have breath mints at hand always on top of drinking water the whole day. bad breath is a passion killer. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She's My Girlfriend - Her Breathe Stinks Like A Public Toilet �. What Do I Do? by ExoticDray(m): 10:09am On Jan 14, 2018 |
ubunja: Wow!! That's a whole lot of hygiene routine. Your dental care yaff even want to enter oversabi mode.. Unlike our slay queens and chicks all they care about is; did foundation blend? Is my contour on point? My blush nko?.... Thier life just taya mii.. With all their spankles and sparrows.. They open their mouth and you meet death himself.. I salute |
Re: She's My Girlfriend - Her Breathe Stinks Like A Public Toilet �. What Do I Do? by Snow02: 10:19am On Jan 14, 2018 |
buy her mouth spray 1 Like |
Re: She's My Girlfriend - Her Breathe Stinks Like A Public Toilet �. What Do I Do? by ExoticDray(m): 7:18pm On Apr 28, 2018 |
Snow02: Mouth spray? " I'm only familiar with "mouth wash" oo Shay mouth spray too exist? How does that one works please? |
Re: She's My Girlfriend - Her Breathe Stinks Like A Public Toilet �. What Do I Do? by vivie01(f): 8:29pm On Apr 28, 2018 |
Why did I find it hard to believe this story? I smell lies. ![]() |
Re: She's My Girlfriend - Her Breathe Stinks Like A Public Toilet �. What Do I Do? by ExoticDray(m): 11:55pm On Jun 06, 2018 |
vivie01: Lol�� Nigerian.. You na too like to dey show off. So I have to break leg because I want to convine you now abi? Well, The article is fiction but the story attached to it didn't exactly happened to me... It was an hilarious testimony from a friend.. The koko of it is to tell us how we can handle odds like this in relationship without having to separate. |
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