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The Priest And The Bike. by aruzuoke(m): 7:18am On Apr 10, 2010 |
A priest had his bicycle stolen and thought a member of his flock was to blame. In need of advice he consulted his bishop who suggested that he root out the thief by preaching a sermon on the ten commandments. The idea was that when the priest got to Thou shalt not steal he would pause and look around the church for anyone behaving in a guilty manner. In this way it was hoped that the culprit would give himself away. A couple of weeks later the bishop bumped into the priest and asked him whether the plan had worked. Well yes said the priest but not quite in the way you envisaged. I was going thru the Ten commandments one by one and when i got to thou shalt not commit adultery i remembered where i had left my bike. |
Re: The Priest And The Bike. by Uncleibu(m): 7:34am On Apr 10, 2010 |
Hmmmmmm save us oh God |
Re: The Priest And The Bike. by Kunbee: 11:44pm On Apr 10, 2010 |
Amen ooooo |
Re: The Priest And The Bike. by Nobody: 7:06pm On Apr 13, 2010 |
Thank Goodness it's a joke |
Re: The Priest And The Bike. by Kunbee: 12:39am On Apr 18, 2010 |
And if it isnt nko |
Re: The Priest And The Bike. by 1stknight(m): 7:30pm On Apr 18, 2010 |
I lov diz joke |
Re: The Priest And The Bike. by creampy(f): 11:29pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
big joke |
Re: The Priest And The Bike. by DAVE5(m): 12:47am On Apr 27, 2010 |
thats not fair at all |
Re: The Priest And The Bike. by flexystar(f): 12:06pm On Apr 27, 2010 |
D.A.V.E:not fair to who the woman's husband or the priest? |
Re: The Priest And The Bike. by Kunbee: 11:37pm On Apr 29, 2010 |
Na the wife of course dave dey support man |
Re: The Priest And The Bike. by donsponky(m): 10:29am On Apr 30, 2010 |
i no say na the woman husband wey take the bike as colatara |
Re: The Priest And The Bike. by flexystar(f): 1:47pm On Apr 30, 2010 |
dosponky u real bruch ur teech see how its shinning. |
Re: The Priest And The Bike. by Kunbee: 11:29pm On Apr 30, 2010 |
Like dog own |
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