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How Would You Like Satan Killed? by Jroy(m): 1:11pm On Apr 10, 2010
Lets assume you are given an opportunity to choose way satan will be killed, which would you choose?
Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by Jroy(m): 1:23pm On Apr 10, 2010
If he were moral, i will like his hands and legs remove and he should be buried alive with his limbs. Wat y'all think?
Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by jagunlabi(m): 1:28pm On Apr 10, 2010
Jroy:

If he were moral, i will like his hands and legs remove and he should be buried alive with his limbs. Wat y'all think?
Your mind is obviously possessed by satan himself.
Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 4:09pm On Apr 10, 2010
We mortal minds seem to think the concept of Good and Evil, God and Satan, Christ and Anti-Christ is something purely related to religion. it is not.

in simple terms, The concept of God/Satan is an innate consciousness intended solely for the purpose of psychological balance. it is simply a mechanism that allows humans to act within safe boundaries rather than act like wild animals in the jungle. So the thought of having Satan killed reveals some psychosomatic condition you are currently experiencing. maybe the frustration of daily living, family problems, some trauma related to your childhood, y'know. stuff that you have buried deep inside your sub-conscious that associates your maladies with some mythical beast of religion called Satan, bros, Satan is not the cause of the world's problems, if you have not noticed. Man is,

[size=20pt]Genesis 6:5
And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.
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Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by jagunlabi(m): 6:04pm On Apr 10, 2010
^^ Thank you for that great post, lager. smiley
Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by Ogaga4Luv(m): 6:47pm On Apr 10, 2010
[size=13pt]Your mind is very far away dear. . . .well , i feel before you start this thread you must have been thinking how to be a murderer in the name of God and your death Jesus , but didn't even think of killing fellow human being , you're planning how to kill the controller of your mind , body and soul~~ (Satan) the ruler of the world .

honestly speaking , people like you satan is looking to make up the best copse ever. . . .and if i may ask, what have satan done to deserve all this poo from little pervert of a man like you. . . .huh
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Jroy:

Lets assume you are given an opportunity to choose way satan will be killed, which would you choose?
Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by dogmafree(m): 3:32am On Apr 11, 2010
Who said Satan exists? Satan was invented to take the blame when things go wrong. Poor lad
Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by Ogaga4Luv(m): 3:02pm On Apr 11, 2010
[size=13pt]I feel your point dear. . . . religious folks have always use the name of Satan to promote their God. so bad!! they're the biggest crooks in the world. [/size]
dogmafree:

Who said Satan exists? Satan was invented to take the blame when things go wrong. Poor lad
Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by manmustwac(m): 3:09pm On Apr 11, 2010
Have you seen satan before? can you prove satan exists before u talk about killing him?
Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by Ogaga4Luv(m): 3:23pm On Apr 11, 2010
[size=13pt]Manmustwac dear. . . . i understand you . but , would not only like to tell you the deep secret's of Satan . perhaps , people have mistakenly classified Satan with the Imaginary God. I have been worshiping Satan for many years now , and as a Satanist i have seen Satan face to face.

Satan does not in any way fit the Judeo/Christian or Muslim descriptions that have falsely defined him for so long, nor does he conform to the character depicted of him in Anton LaVey’s “Satanic Bible.” In order to really know Satan, one must go to him personally, without prejudice or expectations. One will find he does not conform to this or that denomination’s conceptions of “evil” which have been foolishly and thoughtlessly heaped upon him for centuries.

Unfortunately, looking for answers from outside sources has been a common theme in Satanism because so much knowledge has been systematically removed and destroyed by the Christian Church. The Christian Church invented a false history to conform to their agenda, which is keeping spiritual knowledge and power in the hands of a few to the detriment of humanity.
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Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by manmustwac(m): 9:44pm On Apr 11, 2010
if you've seen satan before ogaga then i've seen jesus christ grin grin grin grin
Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by Gabry(f): 2:40am On Apr 12, 2010
LMAO at Topic and its replies. I am dying with laughta hia! grin grin grin
Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by streetwize(m): 5:20am On Apr 12, 2010
manmustwac:

Have you seen satan before? can you prove satan exists before u talk about killing him?

Have you seen Australia before, can you prove it exists?. . How can you talk about travelling there. . seee how dumb u sound??
or or maybe. . .
can you prove youll never see satan ever? can you prove he does not exist before you dont talk about killing him?? crap cheesy cheesy
Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by Jroy(m): 9:20am On Apr 12, 2010
guys, lets just hit this straight. In the post i said "imagine" he is mortal, the imagine makes a whole lot of difference.
Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 10:20am On Apr 12, 2010
Jroy:

guys, lets just hit this straight. In the post i said "imagine" he is mortal, the imagine makes a whole lot of difference.

Just like the old MTV hit "What if God was one of us" from Joan Osborne made a lot of difference to the music culture back then

What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
He's trying to make his way home
Back up to heaven all alone
Nobody calling on the phone
Except for the pope maybe in rome

Dude,  the thought if imagining a concept as an All-Divine/All-Consuming Evil/Infinitely-Unholy being as Satan becoming mortal simply defies the laws of sane thought.

Let me explain. If I told you to imagine that baboons suddenly became intelligent and possessed souls making them human. They are integrated into society and inter-marry, inter-mingle and are in politics and MEND and Police and you were married to one of them serving you breakfast and bending over when you need to boink,  the sheer enormity of having to tie all the inter-related pieces together can make one become insane, in fact, what you have just asked is mildly insane, but if you continue (I dare you) you will gradually slip into insanity, because for you to generalize on a broad-spectrum as you have just done will simply need a strong glue to prevent your mind from unraveling into a bungle of threads.

Only two classes of human beings are capable of holding two contradictory/directly opposing concepts in the same space at the same time without going insane. not even legendary scientists like Albert Einstein can

1: Nigerian Politicians
2: The Clinically Insane

So you can not seriously play this imagination to a level where it becomes serious enough for sane consideration. would you stab him in the stomach for causing adam and eve to SIN or would you treat him like a human since you realize that what he does is also a human failing. and if you can forgive him, then why not your neighbor who impregnated your 18-yr old daughter or the robber who despoiled and killed your wife or the policeman who shot your graduate son on the passing-out of NYSC ,  the threads are just to delicate and too inter-related to start thinking your concept through
Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by Nobody: 10:24am On Apr 12, 2010
@topic God knows best
Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by Jroy(m): 11:06am On Apr 12, 2010
Thanks guys. You helped a lot. But wait till see him.
Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by Ogaga4Luv(m): 2:32am On Jun 08, 2010
[size=13pt]What bussiness does Satan have with Jesus. . . ? , can't you see the abomination jesus have brought to great Satan's name for no reason embarassed embarassed[/size]
manmustwac:

if you've seen satan before ogaga then i've seen jesus christ grin grin grin grin
Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by Ogaga4Luv(m): 2:33am On Jun 08, 2010
grin grin grin grin wink
Gabry:

LMAO at Topic and its replies. I am dying with laughta hia! grin grin grin
Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by Ogaga4Luv(m): 2:34am On Jun 08, 2010
[size=13pt]what have you learn't from this thread so far. . . . wink[/size]

Jroy:

Thanks guys. You helped a lot. But wait till see him.
Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by Jenwitemi(m): 11:28am On Jun 08, 2010
Does satan really have horns? Is he black or red skinned as always depicted? Is satan as smart as claimed? Dat na my own questions o! And i want answers.
Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 11:56am On Jun 08, 2010
Jenwitemi:

Does satan really have horns? Is he black or red skinned as always depicted? Is satan as smart as claimed? Dat na my own questions o! And i want answers.

You have fallen (I am disappointed) for despicable old-world myths on the appearance of Satan Prince Lucifer, blatantly propagated by Catholic apologists and non-catholic pacifists over the centuries. Old world intellectuals (illiterates) figured that when YHWH drove Prince Lucifer and his hordes out of heaven and cast them to the lower earth, entry into the earth's atmosphere must have burned Prince Lucifer's skin and caused him to become black and bloodied. and no Prince Lucifer does not have horns and a tail nor hooves, I can assure you he is the finest of YHWH's creation the Light-bearer announcing YHWH's entrance into the temple of heaven. He is a very handsome fellow and hard to resist when he makes a speech. (which is why he was able to convince the less-docile and ambitious angels to rebel against the tyranny of YHWH (y'see,  YHWH hates Democracy and people with ambitions to his throne)

Prince Lucifer is a being of light (not Darkness) and a heavenly creature perfect from head-to-toe. (unless you are saying that YHWH was not at his best of forms when he created him)

So put your old-world, barbaric and recluse approach to spiritual matters in the dustbin of history where it belongs and open your mind to the realities of this world and the next.

One more thing, as a recently appointed representative of Prince Lucifer on legal matters. I implore you to [b][size=15pt]Cease and Desist [/size][/b]from defaming or making character-assassination attempts at my client.

Thank you
Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by Ogaga4Luv(m): 5:36am On Jun 09, 2010
[size=13pt]AVE SATANA!

Hail, Satan,
Lord of Darkness,
King of Hell,
Ruler of the Earth,
God of this World!

God Who invites us to become as gods!
Muse of our civilization,
Dread Enemy of its tyrant god!
Satan, mighty Liberator,
Bearer of true Light!

God of our flesh,
God of our minds,
God of our innermost Will!

O mighty Lord Satan,
teach us to become strong and wise!
Teach us to vanquish the enemies
of our freedom and well-being!

REGE SATANA!
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Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by Nobody: 5:37am On Jun 09, 2010
^^^ sometimes, I just feel like dipping you in a tube of holy water
Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by Ogaga4Luv(m): 5:47am On Jun 09, 2010
[size=13pt]Mentre ne’ calici. . . . . Il vin scintilla. . . . .Si’come l’anima. . . . Ne la pupilla.

I speak in satanic language , Satan reigns forever . no rat can do nothing!  grin
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Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by Ogaga4Luv(m): 5:50am On Jun 09, 2010
[size=13pt]Let holy incense

and prayers rise to you!

You have utterly vanquished

the Jehova of the Priests.

Hail, O Satan

O rebellion,

O you avenging force

of human reason!

Some people have gather here on

this forum to kick against your
anointed son , teach them a
lesson if they refuse to use
their brain. grin grin grin grin
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Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by Jenwitemi(m): 6:52am On Jun 09, 2010
lagerwhenindoubt:

You have fallen (I am disappointed) for despicable old-world myths on the appearance of Satan Prince Lucifer, blatantly propagated by Catholic apologists and non-catholic pacifists over the centuries. Old world intellectuals (illiterates) figured that when YHWH drove Prince Lucifer and his hordes out of heaven and cast them to the lower earth, entry into the earth's atmosphere must have burned Prince Lucifer's skin and caused him to become black and bloodied. and no Prince Lucifer does not have horns and a tail nor hooves, I can assure you he is the finest of YHWH's creation the Light-bearer announcing YHWH's entrance into the temple of heaven. He is a very handsome fellow and hard to resist when he makes a speech. (which is why he was able to convince the less-docile and ambitious angels to rebel against the tyranny of YHWH (y'see,  YHWH hates Democracy and people with ambitions to his throne)

Prince Lucifer is a being of light (not Darkness) and a heavenly creature perfect from head-to-toe. (unless you are saying that YHWH was not at his best of forms when he created him)

So put your old-world, barbaric and recluse approach to spiritual matters in the dustbin of history where it belongs and open your mind to the realities of this world and the next.

One more thing, as a recently appointed representative of Prince Lucifer on legal matters. I implore you to [b][size=15pt]Cease and Desist [/size][/b]from defaming or making character-assassination attempts at my client.

Thank you
In other words, Lucy baby no get horns. Thank you for the info. But you're still to clarify on the skin color of your client, though. BTW, we all know sey yahweh get yawa, and wherever yahweh surfaces, yawa dey always gas, so let us leave him out of the picture.
Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 10:54am On Jun 09, 2010
Jenwitemi:

In other words, Lucy baby no get horns. Thank you for the info. But you're still to clarify on the skin color of your client, though. BTW, we all know sey yahweh get yawa, and wherever yahweh surfaces, yawa dey always gas, so let us leave him out of the picture.

He is an Angel of light and a cosmic entity who can manifest his presence in various forms (definitely not a burning bush of Marijuana). He can speak to your consciousness or appear in forms that our human mind can relate with.

The only way to see him in his true form is to become a cosmic entity yourself. As for his skin, it only exists in your mind because of the limitations on the brain's capacity to comprehend cosmic realities
Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by Jenwitemi(m): 10:04pm On Jun 09, 2010
lagerwhenindoubt:

He is an Angel of light and a cosmic entity who can manifest his presence in various forms (definitely not a burning bush of Marijuana). He can speak to your consciousness or appear in forms that our human mind can relate with.

The only way to see him in his true form is to become a cosmic entity yourself. As for his skin, it only exists in your mind because of the limitations on the brain's capacity to comprehend cosmic realities
Okay, i get it.
Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by Jenwitemi(m): 10:07pm On Jun 09, 2010
BTW, if Lucy baby is a being of light, where does that leave good old Yahweh?
Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by skyone(m): 10:12pm On Jun 09, 2010
manmustwac:

if you've seen satan before ogaga then i've seen jesus christ grin grin grin grin
;

grin grin grin grin grin

haa haaa Manmusteat you no go kill person with laugh oooo
Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by Ogaga4Luv(m): 10:15pm On Jun 09, 2010
[size=13pt]And what's so funny that you're laughing now. . . .well, that dude said he's an atheist and i wonder how he manage to see Jesus Christa the founder of Christianity .[/size]

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