Never argue with a woman, just use your brains like this Waffi guy.

A man went on a night out with his friends the wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must not open the door for him.

At about 12 midnight the man comes back and knocks…the Wife tells him “Go sleep where you dey come from o!!”

Judging by her tone of voice that her fury is about to overflow,the man answered “Relax I no com sleep, nah the condoms wey dey on top table for my room I come collect. In fact give them to me. Plenty women dey for the party!”

The wife opened the door and said,”Where you dey go? Oya Enter o! Come inside the house before I change my mind!”

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