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Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by donstan18: 11:18am On Jan 20, 2018
greiboy:
Exactly bro

Dildos and all other female intimacy gadgets have existed for years, if not decades, but you can hardly see a man write a long essay on why he is better than any of those intimacy gadgets

And don't be surprise, African women might be the only ones being triggered about this, because i'v never heard or seen a white woman call out or so.

My point remains that any woman who seems unhappy and intimidated with a lifeless doll, is an insecure lady and might end up as a housewife.
Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by RickandMorty: 11:26am On Jan 20, 2018
kimbraa:


Could you please, list out the sexual gratifications man is likely to derive from the doll?.

An outlet to Empty our balls

Does it give bj?

Nigerian Girls see BJ as a chore. I'm suprised you're mentioning it now, There's probably a time you would have sworn never go give a man head.

could you suck its boobs?

Sucking boobs only pleases the woman, so no fvcks given

Are there other spontaneity like "cow girl" while using it?.

Why mention only cow girl? So you are aware that this is the only technique (if not a few) that requires the girl to do any kind of work out of the million of styles? You organics can't provide arguments points to save your species, you're lucky sex dolls can't argue back.

What emotional void does it fill?

It's not supposed to fill a void, it's supposed to give peace of mind, less stress and lower STD rate.

At the end of the day, man still can't do without woman.

What for? babies? we have IVF for that.

And FYI, sperm smells too.
wink wink
not as much as vagina. kiss

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Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by Nobody: 11:26am On Jan 20, 2018
donstan18:


And don't be surprise, African women might be the only ones being triggered about this, because i'v never heard or seen a white woman call out or so.

My point remains that any woman who seems unhappy and intimidated with a lifeless doll, is an insecure lady and might end up as a housewife.
I test people from time to time. I was initially trolling for fun, but soon developed a pattern to my trolling

I tried to observe the reactions of most of my E- female friends to the trolling and soon realized many of them are emotionally fragile. I know no one is perfect but emotionally fragile women may not be the best wife material because of the ups and downs involved in marriages.

Although I maybe wrong, some of them might also be trolling.
Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by donstan18: 11:37am On Jan 20, 2018
greiboy:
I test people from time to time. I was initially trolling for fun, but soon developed a pattern to my trolling

I tried to observe the reactions of most of my E- female friends to the trolling and soon realized many of them are emotionally fragile. I know no one is perfect but emotionally fragile women may not be the best wife material because of the ups and downs involved in marriages.

Although I maybe wrong, some of them might also be trolling.


You seems to be a "Mr Nice Fellow" to the ladies grin
I personally play nice to ladies when threads requires it, not on some piece of funny trolls grin

Back to the topic,
Concerning this sex doll of an invent, I wonder what and how the value of ladies will be in the next 5 years, most especially African ladies.

Their hands must be on desk, they must sit up.

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Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by Nobody: 11:45am On Jan 20, 2018
donstan18:


You seems to be a "Mr Nice Fellow" to the ladies grin
I personally play nice to ladies when threads requires it, not on some piece of funny trolls grin

Back to the topic,
Concerning this sex doll of an invent, I wonder what and how the value of ladies will be in the next 5 years, most especially African ladies.

Their hands must be on desk, they must sit up.
lol
I personally don't think it will change much in reality

African men love the real thing(the real meat) and frankly speaking the pussy is a lot more expensive in Nigeria than most African countries. Yet, it isn't that expensive in Nigeria, if you play your cards right grin

This thing might work better in China where the ratio of women to to men is like 3:1 because of the one child policy of the government.

In fact, in some African countries, this whole doll ish isn't even making enough of an head wave.
Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by smulti(m): 12:04pm On Jan 20, 2018
kimbraa:
You still don't get it. Go and ask ladies with dìldos the kind of sexual gratification they get from using it when compared to being with a man. These things are inanimate so there's limitations to what one is likely to derive from them. If you like, buy sex dolls in clones of women you admire, you'll still not be satisfied after using them. You'll still chase women. That's a fact. I laugh at y'all. grin

But not desperately as it's used to be when guys would buy a gift for a girl he had not bought for his sister/mother

that is the beauty of having a sexdoll as a substitute just like every other commodities


if you can't afford a private car you travel with public transport and still get to your destination gringringrin
Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by donstan18: 12:06pm On Jan 20, 2018
greiboy:
lol
I personally don't think it will change much in reality

African men love the real thing(the real meat) and frankly speaking the pussy is a lot more expensive in Nigeria than most African countries. Yet, it isn't that expensive in Nigeria, if you play your cards right grin

This thing might work better in China where the ratio of women to to men is like 3:1 because of the one child policy of the government.

In fact, in some African countries, this whole doll ish isn't even making enough of an head wave.

I laugh grin
For the fact that I personally prefer women's juicy puss to these doll sh*ts, doesn't mean I should look less on what a Nigerian sex starved fellow can do.

I know you'll be like....
A rich Nigerian guy gets sex steadily, which means a sex starved guy might possibly be poor, then how can a poor person afford these dolls?, am I right? I guess.


Sex is overrated in Nigeria.
Sex is a tool women use against men, hence prompting them to capitalize on it when demanding.
Sex had made many men both rich and poor, do the doubted.

It may not seem serious now, but believe me brO, in the next 4 to so so so years, African societal regards to sex will reduce and you know what that means to women.

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Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by smulti(m): 12:30pm On Jan 20, 2018
kimbraa:
You're the one not getting it. If you like, buy as much sex dolls as you desire; there's a void that only a human being could fill, not an object. Even the sex you derive from dolls has limitations. SMH. As if sex dolls would stop y'all from lusting after women!.

it will naturally get reduced by 50% when options are available
.
Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by Henry1006(m): 1:24pm On Jan 20, 2018
kimbraa:
Y'all are just deceiving yourselves.
Why e de pain you na? Abi ur punna get fishy smell. shocked
Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by ubunja(m): 2:51pm On Jan 20, 2018
kimbraa RELAX!!!!!!!
you and jamariwulf are taking this sex doll thing waaaay too personal. its really simple: let men have their dolls.if men are wrong they'll be back for you anyways no worries....
unless you are afraid they will go forever.. undecided

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