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Twenty Curious Questions On The Android Sex Doll by Sowl(m): 12:23am On Jan 21, 2018
Twenty Curious Questions on the Android Sex Doll...

1. Is the sex doll a virgin or normal Oyinbo olosho?

2. Is it self-lubricating or you have to pour it water, jelly or oil?

3. If a lady buys one and performs sexual act on it and with it, is it lesbianism, homosexuality or homodollarity? Don't google it or seek it in the dictionary, you won't find it.

4. If a man buys the male version and performs sexual act on it, is he gay, curious or adventurous?

5. If a man cheats on his woman with the sex doll, does it qualify as cheating, fornication or adultery?

6. If your man shells out N800,000 to buy a sex doll and he has never invested that much on you since you met him, why not Kuku become a sex doll?

7. When there is no light and fuel in the generator to charge the doll, does that mean there is no show like some women often say?

8. Does the doll go through a menstrual cycle or its 24/7 ready all year?

9. Are there body mechanics to fix the parts in case of accident or fracture from excessive rough play?

10. Is there a semen-cleansing App in the doll or you have to clean it up, lest another who talks the doll into coitus contracts STD?

11. Is the doll foldable and packable in case of relocation or vacation trips and will you book a flight for it or carry it as hand luggage?

12. If you marry a doll, is it marriage? If you marry two- is it polygamy?

13. If you buy the doll to rent out on pay as you go flat rate in a rest house or club, are you an Entrepreneur and is the doll a Dollstitute? Who is responsible for the sexual sin- You or the doll?

14. If you sleep with the doll, are you still a virgin? If the doll defiles you, are you still a virgin?

15. If all your sin on earth was having sex with a Barbie sex doll, will you still go to hell fire?

16. If armed robbers come to your house and forcefully penetrate your doll without obtaining your consent or the doll's, is it rape properly so-called?

17. If you send the image of your difficult, uncooperative crush to Shanghai and you have her manufactured into a customized sex doll for your pleasure, is it plagiarism or mental rape?

18. If you place thunderbolt on your sex doll whilst traveling and your neighbour mounts it and die, will you feel bad or be held responsible?

19. If the male sex doll breaks into your woman, will you take her to the hospital to surgically remove it?

20. If all your woman gives to you is sex, is getting a sex doll not cheaper on the long run?
Re: Twenty Curious Questions On The Android Sex Doll by HOLYDICK(m): 12:36am On Jan 21, 2018
See questions O undecided
To answer u in all...it comes with a manual that would answer all those senseless questions up there directly or indirectly just like a tesla car would comes with a manual

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