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Lady Tells Story How She Discovered How To Masturbate. VERY FUNNY ENDING by Nobody: 2:26pm On Jan 21, 2018 |
"So, I'm from a super conservative family where no one talks about anything. I one day just decided to stick my hand in my pants at a very young age (3rd grade) and liked it. I think I saw my dad with his hand down his pants once and I always wanted to copy what he did. Anyways. I didn't orgasm or anything back then but I just liked to do it when I was Idle. I think I just enjoyed moving my finger in the wetness. I didn't think much of it ever. Eventually in 4th or 5th grade, I remember just forgetting and idling doing it in class and getting yelled at from a teacher for it. That's when I realized it was wrong. (Looking back, I'm so mortified. I have no idea if other studentss noticed or would have known....maybe.) But I enjoyed it and didn't stop. Just learned to do it when no one was around. Now I just think I liked the thrill of doing something wrong. No biggie. Well, until one day, I WOKE UP WITH BLOOD ALL OVER MY UNDERWEAR. Oh sh!t. It must be God punishing me for my wrongdoings. I tried to hide it and got away with hiding it for half a day by constantly changing and throwing away underwear without anyone noticing. But at the end of the day, I was still bleeding and CONVICED THAT I WAS GONNA DIE AND GO TO HELL. Eventually, I gave in and told my mum about the bleeding. And that's how I learned about periods." —Throwawaymas999 https://thoughtcatalog.com/lorenzo-jensen-iii/2017/12/29-women-describe-the-time-they-accidentally-discovered-how-to-masturbate/ 1 Like |
Re: Lady Tells Story How She Discovered How To Masturbate. VERY FUNNY ENDING by henryvirus(m): 3:01pm On Jan 21, 2018 |
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Re: Lady Tells Story How She Discovered How To Masturbate. VERY FUNNY ENDING by Nobody: 3:12pm On Jan 21, 2018 |
henryvirus:Hehehe........very funny o! |
Re: Lady Tells Story How She Discovered How To Masturbate. VERY FUNNY ENDING by QueenSuccubus(f): 3:22pm On Jan 21, 2018 |
This is juz really funny to think in this generation, still a lot of youngsters are not aware of 1 Like |
Re: Lady Tells Story How She Discovered How To Masturbate. VERY FUNNY ENDING by Nutase: 7:24pm On Jan 21, 2018 |
Funny. 1 Like |
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