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Pls Don't Allow this Happen To You At A Halloween Party by hatch: 6:02pm On Apr 14, 2010
Got this in mail in box today so i decided to share it here on NL. Its about trust and commitment  grin

[size=14pt]A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her
husband to go to the party alone.

He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and
go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his Batman costume
and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain, and, as it was still early,
decided to go to the party.

In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought She would have some fun
by watching her husband to see how he acted when She was not with him. She put on a Goldilocks costume.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on The dance floor, dancing with
every nice chick he cuddle and copping a Little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry
and devoted his time to her.

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After some more to drink he finally
whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie
in the back seat.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put her costume away and got into
bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.

"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and
some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."

"You must have looked really silly wearing that Batman costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my Batman costume to your Dad. Apparently he had a whale of a time.
He told me he got lucky with a hottie in a Goldilocks outfit"


Do you think she will be honest enough to tell her Husband the truth?


For once, wives should try to trust their husbands so that they will not fall into an unforgettable mess they will live with all through their live time.


Food for thought:
Don’t try to trick others you might end up hurting yourself and carry the pains and stigma for the rest of your life!

Regards,
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Re: Pls Don't Allow this Happen To You At A Halloween Party by obiekwu: 6:17pm On Apr 14, 2010
but if she wasn't at the party he would have still done wat he did,
Re: Pls Don't Allow this Happen To You At A Halloween Party by Chris4sure(m): 6:31pm On Apr 14, 2010
obiekwu:

but if she wasn't at the party he would have still done wat he did,

pls go tru d story again. she only fooled herself
Re: Pls Don't Allow this Happen To You At A Halloween Party by hatch: 6:33pm On Apr 14, 2010
obiekwu:

but if she wasn't at the party he would have still done wat he did,


When you said " He" are you referring to her husband or her Dad  grin Don't forget she got laid by her dad not her husband  ,
Re: Pls Don't Allow this Happen To You At A Halloween Party by adetoru(f): 6:50pm On Apr 14, 2010
C'mon guys the guy knew it was the wife and he got her GOOD grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Pls Don't Allow this Happen To You At A Halloween Party by Areaboy2(m): 7:12pm On Apr 14, 2010
obiekwu:

but if she wasn't at the party he would have still done wat he did,

did u even read the damn thing?
Re: Pls Don't Allow this Happen To You At A Halloween Party by hatch: 9:37am On Apr 15, 2010
Area_boy:

did u even read the damn thing?

You know it is a proven fact that not all Nairalanders can read tongue
Re: Pls Don't Allow this Happen To You At A Halloween Party by phraoh(m): 11:52am On Apr 15, 2010
obiekwu:

but if she wasn't at the party he would have still done wat he did,


Ua lack of understandin n question thereafter just spoilt me mood.Read thoroughly and wit concentration next time.

Area_boy:

did u even read the damn thing? 
hatch#:

You know it is a proven fact that not all Nairalanders can read  tongue

Very aptly put.
Re: Pls Don't Allow this Happen To You At A Halloween Party by xavier3(m): 9:50am On Apr 16, 2010
wow so f-u-c-king funny. i bet she had a good mind to berate her husband for cheating on her if it turned out he had been the masked dude in the batsy costume
Re: Pls Don't Allow this Happen To You At A Halloween Party by daduke2k(m): 10:05am On Apr 16, 2010
She just hurt herself. And both are just crazy folks

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