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| The Honeymoon by Labans(m): 1:59pm On Mar 03, 2007 |
A guy out on the golf course gets hit in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said "How bad is it doc?, I'm going on my honeymoon next week. The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together; , an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon. That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these." He immediately drops his pants and replies,, "Look at this,, still in the CRATE!" |
| Re: The Honeymoon by folahann(m): 11:54pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
almost funny  i tried to laff, only a smile came up |
| Re: The Honeymoon by mohawkchic(f): 2:10am On Jul 08, 2008 |
~LOl . . am trying to imagine the look on her face   ~ |
| Re: The Honeymoon by ituen(m): 3:24am On Jul 08, 2008 |
Original Crate, sealed and stamped |
| Re: The Honeymoon by Labans(m): 8:07pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
ituen:U can say that again |
| Re: The Honeymoon by benjay1(m): 12:40pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
100% Virgin, she doesn't need any more confirmations LOL |
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