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Re: o by Nobody: 7:07pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
Well I asked for someone smart in my post and its certain you're not. There are no rules on getting a girl cos wot works for ur cheap ass won't always work some for other creme girls |
Re: o by platinumnk(f): 7:09pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
Lesson #2 Insulting women makes you look cheap and crass Remember that old guy that you bet self-services off at night? the same one that insults women left and right? Well dont be like him, or you will end up like him. Women are like an egg, they can be hard to crack, and soft when boiled down. Remember your manners boys and stayed tuned for lesson 3~~ |
Re: o by Nobody: 7:16pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
Obviously you're not an egg (may be a rotten one) cos u come across to me like the cracked shell of a an old sickly snail |
Re: o by platinumnk(f): 8:19pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
Lesson #3 Dont try too hard to be funny. Ladies know how hard you work for these dates so just be yourself! And if you really have bad conversational skills, then keep reading for more tips!! |
Re: o by yme1(f): 8:25pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
why dont we call this thread platinumnk and dappssee talk/insulting thread |
Re: o by platinumnk(f): 9:42pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
y me: Just giving him tips so dapsess wont limit himself to Nairaland |
Re: o by Nobody: 8:04am On Apr 20, 2010 |
Fortunately for me, I'm just being myself. Too sad you have to read from an online journal to post your responses. If thinking was a guarantee of the next breath, you would have long choked to death |
Re: o by platinumnk(f): 1:27am On Apr 21, 2010 |
dappssee:Actually I wrote all the tips, Instead of insulted I thank you for the compliment that you see my words up there as an online journal I feel super smart! I hope u are reading my tips well o, u seem to not be picking it up. ok ill break it down better for you to understand |
Re: o by platinumnk(f): 1:29am On Apr 21, 2010 |
my my my, I can see why you are lonely dapseee, why dont you change into a nicer guy? its obvious your looks are not working for you U should be married by now right? your mates are playing with their kids, what are u doing? |
Re: o by mukina2: 1:40am On Apr 21, 2010 |
dappssee:chei oh !! @ poster i wish you luck in finding her/she |
Re: o by platinumnk(f): 1:48am On Apr 21, 2010 |
at 33 there is barely any hope , try the local girls |
Re: o by Nobody: 7:56am On Apr 21, 2010 |
Just a peep into a typical day of mine is what you can only dream of in a lifetime. I don't know who a local girl is but I sure can tell who a bitchy one is and you're a sorry one at that. Now lets make it messier. Wot makes you think I didn't get married at 28 and got 2 cute kids? Besides my wife (someone you can never be if a plastic surgeon and personality makeover pscho worked on you) is as good as they come (she was the most beautiful girl on campus). Now that's one contest you can never win competing with your shadow. Posted this for the love of adventure. Now let me see you take that 'so you're married' part up and b!tch about it as expected. Sorry if you were building the 'oh it all started with a fight' kind of relationship in your head. Bring it on now cos I'm ready and this is more fun than I wanted You don't have what I want so why want what I have. I don't want an ash!e out in Italy and if I wanted one, I know where to shop and certainly not your type. |
Re: o by platinumnk(f): 11:30am On Apr 21, 2010 |
lol the most beautiful girls on 9jas campuses are often love vendors to big boys save the fairy tale stories. u have no pictures no proof, i dont want to embarass you in that cafe ure sitting in like i said before, i am a whole decade younger, if u start this "match you stuff" i will put u to shame oo lol so u say ure married. lol people like u are the reason the HIV rate in lagos is so high lol. i wonder what the local champion you married did for you to be so desperate to find "advnture" i dont need to argue- arguing with a fool proves that there are at least 2 in this world! i hope ur wife comes on nairaland lol, people like u arnt worth licking the dirt off my shoe |
Re: o by Nobody: 12:04pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
@Admin: Well whether or not the thread gets locked or I get banned, my life goes on with as much fun as I've always had. When she described my wifey as an aristo girl, why wasn't that deleted? @PlatinumK: Whether big or small boys I'm sure you never had any. Remember the first thing you asked for was a phone when you saw the topic. That's just the real you - poor, lowlife, ghetto born and street bred. |
Re: o by Nobody: 12:28pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
And come to think of a lowlife like you saying I can't lick your shoes. How can you afford the kind of shoes I would ever wanna lick if you can't even afford a phone? I insist you're an illegal resident earning $10 per night per man or dog woteva |
Re: o by platinumnk(f): 1:41pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
Dude your're sad I told u if you start this I WILL SHAME U my mom told me to respect my elders so Im trying anyway, the phone thing was a joke I sell iPhones on ebay meaning, i got my own and I never need or want a big boy PS- HIV is real, go get urself checked |
Re: o by Nobody: 1:48pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
Dumb thing. I still checked my HIV status in January along with other parameters on my health. I'm negative. Check your HIV status, your greed status, your complex status, your b!tchiness status. Its all negative. I love my life cos I've lived happy as a kid and I'm enjoying the truth that I'm telling here cos its hitting your right down to your marrow and its the hardest thing for you to take. Selling stolen phones on e-bay |
Re: o by platinumnk(f): 2:55pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
dappssee:Something tells me to ask you to check again dappssee: LOL Dammed right its all negative Meaning I have none of above listed! dappssee:Now rethinking your childhood days under Lagos Bridge? awww, how sweet Stolen? naa i never was a crimminal, i can steal hearts though |
Re: o by Nobody: 2:59pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
You've stolen everything you ever owned apart from your terrible habits, your wougly looks, your poor heritage and your low IQ |
Re: o by platinumnk(f): 3:03pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
LOL how can u steal an IQ of 142? Leave it to nigerians- they can steal anything Me?- Im beauuuuuuuuuuuuuutifullllllll Igbo kwenu |
Re: o by Jaideyone(m): 4:07pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
lol, i'm loving this thread. i think nl would be more interesting if peeps start beefing each other. lmbao |
Re: o by ahmedoo(m): 4:13pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
@platinum k its like u are the real iron lady, never knew ladies culd be dis tough. sincerely uve got guts.one thing i like very much in pple. |
Re: o by platinumnk(f): 4:39pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
Jaidey-one:LOL it is! ahmedoo:chai see my head dey swell o thanks so, just doing my portion of community service |
Re: o by ahmedoo(m): 4:56pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
@platinumk ur portion of community service is highly appreciated, with women like u guys hav 2 watch there backs well. |
Re: o by Nobody: 6:04pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
You? IQ of 142, adding 100 points to wot would never impress folks out there. IQ doesn't mean all the men you've slept with since you were recruited as a prost!tute. Yes you're fine from afar but far from fine and the only time you can be fine is if that word fine is re-defined. Saw ur pic on ur messenger and you don't come close in all the faces of the girls I've dated. Keep 'em coming. I'm loving this and this thread would never end till its locked or I'm banned. This feels good |
Re: o by Nobody: 6:08pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
And guys just be careful Next thing she asks you for is a phone. Now I see why she claims to sell phones on e-bay. Your dirty scam will soon be busted |
Re: o by platinumnk(f): 6:24pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
Hahah, And who is the one looking for a girl on Nairaland? The OP? Seriously at your age, hang yourself. Na ur wife saggy boobs make you itch so? Pleassssssssssssse, were u the person who buzzed me asking me for my number? Now that I rejected you, you come crying. a fool at 32 is a fool forever See your orginal post: If you are busty, bootylicious and smart, then contact me make we work something I know that most men cheat on their wives with women that has lack something. so according to you: You wife has small soggy bush mangos for a chest her butt is like a lump of fufu, lumpy and flat and she is as smart as you, which isnt much eyaahh, sucks to be you. come close to all the ashewos you dated? Well Im not an ashweo neither have dated one, So I dont know how it feels like. Ure looking to be banned? Im just having fun, Debosky's my friend, I can send him a personal request for you you dont think? It obvious you dont - For who am I asking money? lol to ship a single phone is a waste! Dont ramble stuff when you actually havent thought it through. I know your people wish they had when you were concieved |
Re: o by Nobody: 6:28pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
I didn't read ur silly post cos I ain't got that much time I agree I'm a flirt but you're a phone thief Q.E.D |
Re: o by platinumnk(f): 7:00pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
Phone thief? heheheheheheehehee is that the best u can do? |
Re: o by Nobody: 7:54pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
It wasn't a joke when you asked that I send you a phone. You're a phone thief Phone Thief Phone Thief Phone Thief Phone Thief Phone Thief Phone Thief Phone Thief Phone Thief Phone Thief Phone Thief Phone Thief Phone Thief Phone Thief Phone Thief Phone Thief Phone Thief Phone Thief Phone Thief Phone Thief Phone Thief Phone Thief Phone Thief Phone Thief Phone Thief Phone Thief Phone Thief Phone Thief |
Re: o by Shock(m): 8:48pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
this is where i should be, not the politics section I honestly love Plat, the way she delivers her subtle insults makes me glued to the thread! @dappssee: Atta boy!. . . you ve got a whole bag of confidence, and ballz too |
Re: o by Nobody: 9:29pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
i am loving dis cos i am irish, |
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