My beautiful girlfriend and I had bin datin 4 ova a yr nw so we decided 2 get married. Meanwhile, thr was only one thing bothering me, and thatz her beautiful younger sister. She was 22. She wore very tight miniskirts and often braless'. She'd regularly bend dwn wheneva she's near me, so i alwayz gat a closer view of her *,
One day, lil' sis called me ova to cum check out the wedding invitations. She was alone when i arrived. She came 2wardz me and said 'I av feelingz and desirez i cudn't overcum 4 u. I want u to make luv 2 me just once b4 u get married and commited to my sister'



I was in total shock and cudn't say a word. She looked at me and again she said 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if u want one good f u c k, just cum rite up and get me'.
I was stunned and frozen in shock as i watched her go upstairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw 'em dwn the stairz @ me. I stood there foolish for a moment, then turned and made a beeline str8 2 da front door. I opened d dowMy beautiful girlfriend and I had bin datin 4 ova a yr nw so we decided 2 get married. Meanwhile, thr was only one thing bothering me, and thatz her beautiful younger sister. She was 22. She wore very tight miniskirts and often braless'. She'd regularly bend dwn wheneva she's near me, so i alwayz gat a closer view of her *,
One day, lil' sis called me ova to cum check out the wedding invitations. She was alone when i arrived. She came 2wardz me and said 'I av feelingz and desirez i cudn't overcum 4 u. I want u to make luv 2 me just once b4 u get married and commited to my sister'



I was in total shock and cudn't say a word. She looked at me and again she said 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if u want one good f u c k, just cum rite up and get me'.
I was stunned and frozen in shock as i watched her go upstairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw 'em dwn the stairz @ me. I stood there foolish for a moment, then turned and made a beeline str8 2 da front door. I opened d door and quickly headed str8 to my car. And Lo and Behold, my entire future family were standing outside all clapping. Wit tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said 'We are very hapi that u ve passed our little test, We cudn't ask 4 a beta man 4 our daughter. Welcum to the family',

Now the moral of the story is , ALWAYZ KEEP UR CONDOM IN UR CAR!

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The joke is too old. Try and be creative next time.

The joke is too old. Try and be creative next time.

Interesting.

For me its steaming hot and brand new news but it aint a joke 2me.You mean they were all fooled?

Guy it is funny but damgerous