BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!

Just now, ILASAN ROUNDABOUT is up in chaos because of the confusion created by the WHITE Painted CAMRY coming from DELABO side heading towards IROLU. The Police Patrol Team found TWO HEADS in the CAR while all the passengers including the driver where suspected YAHOO BOYS just immediately after the ROUNDABOUT before getting to the COMMUNITY HEALTH CENTER.
A young LADY of about 19 years old was been wooed (TOASTED) by one of the boys in the WHITE CAMRY, the lady in question felt a strong ODOUR coming out from the WHITE PAINTED CAMRY. The horrible odour (Smell) made the Lady suspicious. Then SHE alarmed an Elderly man passing by. The ELDERLY MAN then made a light signal when he saw the Police Team doing their daily patrol. The police team intercepted the car, and searched all the BOYS.
They were frightened, not knowing what was happening.
One of the policemen (Name withheld) was shocked when he opened the CAR BOOTH and found TWO (2) HEADS the boys carried in their CAR.
In examining them carefully, the authority (POLICE FORCE) found that they were TWO (2) known HEADS.
It was a head of a FISH (Titus) and the other of a Goat (Ogufe).
Thank you very much for allowing me DISTRACT your attention..................
Now you can continue what you were doing thanks