WHY ARE GIRLS SO SHEEP?

Girls, you wee be seeing a guy now. He is not too fine but he is okay. He has small money and has a good job on top. More importantly, he dotes on you. He will go out of his way to prove he is serious about you. He is the type that will use his own two hands to wrap himself around your fingers.

But you wee be looking at him and thinking, hmmmm, I no like this one. My heart no feel am.

So, you will now come on Facebook, see fine boy and you wee be lusting. Fine boy will post fine pictures and you wee be liking and loving and wawuing upandan like mgbeke wey dey enter 'allonplane' for the first time.

You wee summon courage and inbox fine boy. Fine boy will reply you very politely. Very smoothly. Fine face + fine brain = Husband material 7 x 777. He will even have the fisi of being a feminist and the jara of being able to cook. Mama mia!

At this point your tripping haff reach to break head. So you wee trip, fall ori over heels, your head wee break your fall and your sense will now splatter on the ground.

You and fine boy wee chat and chat. You wee do the Nigerian girl thing for him, Oga, no let your girlfriend comman break my head o.

Fine boy will jokingly say: My ex cannot even break bread if she were still here.

You will be relieved and happy. O mo pe na our elders ask: fine boy that has girlfriend, is that one fine boy?

You wee now be thanking God because all your enemies haff been put to shame. After the shege you saw in the hands of your ex fa? You wee be feeling like Mary, chosen from all Facebook and Instagram and Twitter and Whatsapp and BBM babes to be the girlfriend and future wife of fine boy with fine brain with feminist as fisi and cooking skills as jara. Mama mia.

You wee now go on a date. Dressing like you have appointment with David Beckham or you wan go beg that lecturer wey no wan pass you for ENL320.

Fine boy wee now be cooler than his chats. Even finer than his pictures. He con taller join. Dafuq? Nigga, excuse me while I rush to buy ring. God punish tradition.

Fine boy wee be making you wet with his voice alone. Let me not even talk about his eyes and his laugh. You wee be sitting there and chopping him reverse cowgirl style in your mind.

You wee be hoping he won't invite you to come spend the night so soon. Of course, if he asks, you wee go na. But you wantu form deep small. "When it leaves the sitting room for the bedroom, something gets lost... " blah blah. That kain thing.

Fine boy wee surprise you. He wee only shake your hand and say bye. What a wawu! Imagine this self control. A whole fine ass girl like me dripping sexiness fa! Oh lawd, what a keeper. Abeg who is Vincent Enyeama again? That one na keeper?

Days wee pass. You wee wake to lovely, romantic messages from Fine Boy. You wee be grinning like an akamu as you are reading his messages. Your heart sef will follow dey do yo-yo, jumping upandan.

You wee now decide time has come to give Fine boy the forbidden guguru ati epa chop. You wee send him signals like you are an MTN mast standing like mumu by the side of a busy street. Fine boy wee not get the signals. You wee send DSTV signal, no response. Send GOTV signal, nada. Send GLO signal, no network. You will even try to help his understanding by sending WIFI but Fine Boy wee still not understand.

Why me God, you wee wail. Why didn't you give men small spirit of discernment?

You wee not know that Fine boy that cannot control babe to use her own mouth talk, 'Babe, make we meet and straff na' in grammatical correct and structurally clear terms instead of using the Parables of Jesus and the Proverbs of Solomon to talk it , is that one a fine boy?

Finally your konji wee defeat your pride and you wee now go to Fine boy and instead of asking 'babe, have they repair the transformer in your area? ' you wee ask 'Fine boy, will you be home this weekend? Wanna come over for the weekend,......

Jehovah!!! Please op close your nairaland account to create space for others. Thats all i can say

Merryglad:
Jehovah!!! Please op close your nairaland account to create space for others. Thats all i can say

savage1001

This useless poster 49cents.
Why copying hymar idibie's post?
Stupid plagiarist.

Yes they are sheep

MrOjay1:
This useless poster 49cents.

Why copying hymar idibie's post?

Stupid plagiarist.

Did I claim it
Didn't even finish the post sef
Not your fault tho

Merryglad:
Jehovah!!! Please op close your nairaland account to create space for others. Thats all i can say

MrOjay1:
This useless poster 49cents.

Why copying hymar idibie's post?

Stupid plagiarist.

LMAO! 🤣🤣 🤣🤣


Be like say day boy offend una before