ey sorry homey I had to attack u u said he was better and i figured what a nice topic

ok Menike u start da final round

Ey 1 Final Round to wrap it up Menike U start lets c what u got

yo jduck that's straight out yourself, simply whackkkkkkkkkkkk, u shud diss paddy lo first and then come for menike nd maybe me when u better.

Hey, that was unfair.

yo hoodboi thought we was cool dog but n e ways if u wanna hate thats fine coz haters are motivators and u motivate me to rip u in a rap battle so after im done wit dis you can be my next opponent or should I say ''Victim''

ey menike were u at homey u have to start the last round

sup jduck, we still cool, but if u up 4 a battle, i'm right here hommie, bring it on

Yaw betta start the 'hoodboi VS jduck' fast cos as far as i'm concerned, 'menike VS jduck' is over.

Yo "J box or Jduck",,,,,,, this is where ya "luck stops",,,,,,,
He does so much dickridin I bet he "sucks cocks",,,,,,,,,
This "chumps lost" without havin to "even spit",,,,,,,,,
Pull out a shank slice this bitch n' "leave him split",,,,,,,,

I "defile cliks" and "expire wits" ,,,,,,,,,
This bit*ch is 15 n' talkin about "retirement"?
U'z a "liar bit*ch",,,,,,, tell us U tired of Nairaland mis management
Tha real reason u can't battle is because all u do is "compile shit",,,,,,,

I'll spit retarded and mock u like a kid
I'll counter attack and drop u like a brick
Pop u like a zit or pop u like a crip ,,,,,,,
Either way i'll still off u like a bitch ,,,,,,,,

I got tha power to "brawl like 3 thugs",,,,,,,
While menike has only got 2 "balls like peanuts",,,,,,
His love fo' tha game is "false like prenups" ,,,,,,
I'd glock u down but I "lost my piece ,,,, mess!"

Tell me if U seen a New York nigga lose to a North Caroline chimp
I take tha pride in U away n' make it a baloon cusz that's how I love-vendor
I retired but why lay low, when i got authorities on the payroll
And why U think the call me Professor of Punchlines - U filthy ho
I'm packing more punchlines, then English soccer riots
Ya rhymes so plane, its like ye put ye pens to auto pilots

So never in ya life call me out for a Battle

@menike
huh?
That was . . . .
Unnecessary.
But since u already done spat it, then jduck's defly got the last round hands down.

gamblin ya life wit this youngn aint da best bet
I'm da best vet Takin care of ya bi***es I'm da best yet
and yo Menike say hes tighter as a writer
when im da one to put the pen to ya adams apple and turn it to cider
I write hard make da pens bleed
and I spit so sharp i make this mense bleed
I make ya friends bleed and ya kin bleed
and my $hit so big my fu**in a** bleed
and yo im back B on the attack C
I'm on fire u da main fuel supplier like Iraq B
Yea because u need to get up G
U standin on mount everest u still couldnt be above me
U aint on mount everest but ya spit stay froze
da only thing raggedy as ya flow is ya clothes
so call me da warden u locked behind my bars
U fly Ive heard da same from Retards
talkin bought look at me im a bird I can fly
sayin Imma fly away from this place if I try
but enough of this baby talk  enough of this baby shi**
talkin bought u got balls da size of peanuts get out here wot ya baby Di**
U baby dude only chips u stack is pringles
and this dude so old even his sperm got wrinkles

aaight good battle menike if u dont wanna ryme no more or go one more round yaw can start judgin now

tell us somethin like
1st round:Menike or firts round:jerry and then put in parenthesis his hottest line and why he won that round
thanks for ya input holla

Sorry i cant quote lines from my celly but I tell u what, menike's last round was crap & so has taken the battle back to a TIE.
But since it cant end wit a tie vote, wait for more voters. When u get about 5 more votes, and the ratio is 3 : 2, then the one wit 3 votes wins.
But if its a KO, its 3 : 0.
This sounds lyk psycho-babble, don't it?

not really I get what u mean

A'ight. Good.

A'ight. Good.

A'ight. Good.

A'ight. Good.

A'ight. Good.

A'ight. Good.

thanks fo ya imput tianshie

Dont believe that Jduck frees cusz he couldnt spit sick with throat disease
My shi*ts too tight, you couldnt make the same if you squeezed ya ass
Dead from the start, like you're born in a Cemetary
You can try and win but I gotta flow so thick you have to swim
Not even napoleon's dance for pedro's campaign will help you get votes

I liked these lines

Yeah i like em all too

it's a tie! _{i dont understand it though}

when does this end or you just keep voting ?

it ends when someone gets 6 votes please keep postin or after 5 tiesif we have 5 ties it obviously ends in a tie

nice battle guys.

Jduck you hard some hotlines that really killed menike in the first round. Which any freestyle judge would acknowledge

But menike bounced with those lines of his, which anybody that knows him would testify to.

@Menike
although your 8mile style in the 2nd round was a risky chance but I guess that was why
the 2nd round was hard to decide. But your 3rd round battle was hard. (Nice job)

I want to blive you gave out that 4th round to jduck (cusz I know how stupid u cuod b). 


@Jduck 13
Nice one coming from you. when I saw menike composin' sh*tz for U, boy I never thought you would be tough 
Your 1st round was good but to kill menike u have to come too hard at him. That 2nd round , I believed was yours
because menike's was comin' with a style we all know but I assume u made that 8mile style intimidate you. 3rd round,
I really have too give it too ya opponent cusz he hard venoms (spiritual)  . Once again, 4th round was yours but U didn't take that chance again. 

My advice: When you on a freestyle battle, you have to take chances. Take control of that keyboard n' brain

And that's where menike killed you (Menike won it)

MENIKE'S HOTLINES


" Jduck wrote this years ago hopin for motives to post it
He couldnt cope this, like chillin with retards, his among Nairaland hopeless "

" To you I let my gun rest, don't need to spit the lethal shit
I'm king, while you define the bottom of the medieval list "

" The fact is U a stupid NIGERIAN HIDING BEHIND A WHITE KIDD "

" Ya styles still more wack than andre 3000's outfits "

" Dead from the start, like you're born in a Cemetary "

" Frontin with yourself, discussing how yall drank till 4 in the morn
Ya boys drinkin' alcohol while U drank Orange juice till 4 in the morn "

" U right bout me being on the romance thread ,  haha ,
Cusz I was going after a chic * Pretty Snazzydawn*   ,  haha , "

" U better off doin what you always do, and create a new identity  "

" Thinkin you to fly for me to spot you makes it easier for me to drop you
Letting me down after I fathered now you made it easy to let Mukina adopt you
Aint nobody on the loyalz got you, cause goin against menike is simply not cool
I’m puzzled, with 99 wins n' 910 post, Nairaland aint reliable, the best is not you
You should diet a lil bit, cause you don’t seem ready for menike's class "

" Wha da fu*ck you doing battling yaself in threads like you got 99 Problem
If you got dilemmas wanting a split personality look forward 1 slug to solve em "

" Ya punches be getting soft lately, seems like time on the clock expired
You spit punches after punch but honestly they not worth jack
To be honest, ya punches sound stolen from Juelz’ clockworth track "

" You was hot when you started bout now you boring for real
Cusz u sound like a Hip-hop Larry King rappin' for real "

" Got Pac and Nas in ya sig, but you tracks sound like the Candy Shop Remix***
What is Jduck about, i'll spell it out if u couldn’t follow what I meant
He aint me leading a revolution but more like the next R&B 50 Cent**** "

" You aint impressin me or nobody on Nairaland with ya re-usable lines
Menike war with swords, pocket knives keep my bitch’s cuticles aligned "

*************************************************************************
JDUCK 13 HOTLINES

he said he made bling bling said he like a light house
but I'm going to put my knife in and I'm going to take his life out

" Da only time u be on top is if our rymes was on a see saw
Hows da Viagra goin not so well because last time I seen ya "

" U Was on da transexuall jerry springer
Coz ya di**ks no bigga den da pills u taken
Got ripped by shishi so went off nl and quit spittin "

Dats why ya hoe left ya fo me
Ya di**s so small but me its so manly

" Talkin bought ya bitches shit dey at da vet
because I see  how u be lookin fa ya woman on da net
Always lookin and postin on  nairaland romance "

" Yea that is me  and why  talk about them callin u meddick
Coz u gon need a medic after my shit  make ya heasplit "

" I quench they thirst and hunger I be da lightnin u da thunder
u nothin but noise i be a flash of destruction
flamin ya houses jus an introduction to my eruptions "

" and my $hit so big my fu**in a** bleed
U standin on mount everest u still couldnt be above me "

" U fly Ive heard da same from Retards
U baby dude only chips u stack is pringles
and this dude so old even his sperm got wrinkles "

thanks colonel I appreciate it Ok so far we have Menike 1 Jduck 0 Ties 1

Neva Mind I know see hes up 3 I jus checked the polls

@thecolonel
dude u crazy

do u really have to put all those punchlines

@jduck
If we end up wit a tie, I wouldn't mind givin' u anotha round
But u goin' first dawg - and I hope u use the chance properly as thecolonel said