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Sky And The Snake Part 1 (rib Cracking Jokes Written By Etz Sky Prince) by wisdomsky(m): 2:27pm On Feb 26, 2018 |
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1.You came back from school tired
and
hungry,,You walked straight to the
kitchen after dropping your bag.
On opening the soup pot,it was your
Worst soup that was prepared,you
Decided to manage it since you were
hungry.
You opened the /Eba plate and
discovered there’s no Maked Eba
inside,,you decided to plug water
since
there was light,
After pluging it you went inside your
room
to relax and also wait for the
water to boil.
Some minutes later,you went back to
the kitchen to check the water but
you
noticed you didn’t switch on the
Socket;so you turned it On, After
switching it
on, #Nepa took the light,. You decided
to
use the Stove but
unfortunately there was no
.Kerosene.inside it.
uu went to neighbour’s house buh
dey are
not around..
U trekked to your friend’s house in
the
fourth street under the sun.
U boiled water dere and pour it in the
flask
uu took there.
U den took bike with your last cash to
your
house.on getting home you brought
out a
bowl and turning stick to prepare the
eba ….
.
U then discovered there is no garri in
the
house
.
You now be like…..
(Eli,! Eli,!! Lama saba tani) ( My God,My
God, why has thou Forsaken me)…
with tears
in your eyes.
Dats when u’ll na start beating ur
junior sis
for going to skul late last week
#lemmecomeandbegoing.
2.Give your life to Christ now, not
when
you will see me in heaven you’ll start
shouting ‘ojoro ojoro’ ……… I will just
stone
you with my hymn book! Kikikiki
3.You can’t be born in February and
be
normal even the month is not
complete
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Abeg no one should beat me o
I’m not feeling fyn
4.My brother, any girl who starts a
chat
with* *”Sweet heart “and she is not
your
girl,
just know that she is about to ask you
for something. Bro!! just go offline
and
protect your wallet!!!.. * *It almost
Valentine * This Message is brought to
by
Ministry Of Finance
5.yoruba people wetting eh
if una no no song make una stop
singing it
na
i was passing by when i saw a yoruba
girl
singing:
Am working in power am
working in oracle I leave my rice for
flavour cos i know umuahia
I aff talk my own oo
lemme come and be going……….
6.My sisters if you kiss a man for ten
minutes and he doesn’t reach for your
bra
or he doesn’t take his hands down
there,,,
Trust me that’s a husband material
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Just kidding that nigga is gay
#i_dey_my_house_come_and_beat_me.
7.As soon as she gives you her
password.The last message will be
from
2011. So my sister are you saying you
were
not talking to anybody in 7 years. My
brothers after God fear women.
Lemme
come & be going.
8.A guy posted a picture on Facebook
with
skin cut head style 30 minute later he
saw
his picture in a group with the
caption :this
guy has skin cancer pray that you
should
never experience this and people
started
commenting amen to the post.
9.on the day of my marriage the priest
must
not say that who ever that has
something to
say should stand up and speak
i dont trust my village witches they are
capable of doing anything.
10.welcome to Nigeria where Jesus
will sent
you a message on social media
threatening
to kill you if you dont share and
comment.
11.i will kill anybody that will tell me
that this
country will be better how can it be
better
when somebody will frestyle
nonsense in a
beat and will use it to win best
international
artist?.
12.a missing guy was seen by his
parent
easily,all thanks to Facebook but the
problem was that he was unable to
walk
freely again with out being arrested
cos the
post was still been shared around
groups
on daily basis with the caption
“missing
yesterday”.
To you that will read,laugh without
dropping i comment dont worry my
gucci
bomb is waiting for you.
TO BE CONTINUE….
Comment for the part 2 2 Likes |
Re: Sky And The Snake Part 1 (rib Cracking Jokes Written By Etz Sky Prince) by Spainaman(m): 2:35pm On Feb 26, 2018 |
Nice one! 1 Like |
Re: Sky And The Snake Part 1 (rib Cracking Jokes Written By Etz Sky Prince) by BisadeFaj(f): 8:55am On Feb 28, 2018 |
Nice and funny |
Re: Sky And The Snake Part 1 (rib Cracking Jokes Written By Etz Sky Prince) by sirgalahad26(m): 1:42pm On Feb 28, 2018 |
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