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Benjamin Nwanruwaru

Benjani Mwaruwari

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John Dick

Johnny, Don’t be a dick! Well, this is extraordinarily amusing, John played more than 250 games for Arsenal during the mid 1900 ‘s. In an extremely well-known article, a daily newspaper in London printed the headline saying “ARSENAL TO PLAY TOMORROW WITH DICKS OUT“. As hilarious as it might sound, it went ahead to be a huge joke, which wasn’t forgotten for a long time!

that headline was as a result of John's injury. Because of how hilarious it sounded, Arsenal later asked the newspaper to change the headline and they changed it to "ARSENAL TO PLAY WITH DICKS OUT"

Clinton sperm

That dtinkwater eeh, the first day I saw it I was like what!! That was even the first name occurrd to me immediately I read this topic and it is among the names. The name funny shaa

Eden Hazard

Hazard = Danger

How about

Energy Murambadoro
Terror Fanteni

cheapgoals:
Once in a while in life, you have to be content with your lot. I for one, am definitely happy with the name given to me, but some of these footballers unquestionably have justification to file a child abuse case. I assume it has given them a tad of fame if nothing else.

This is surely true in the world of funny football names. CheapGoals compiled a list of the 15 funny-named footballers, it’s neither big nor clever to laugh at funny names but nevertheless remains stubbornly amusing.

Take a look and see if one of these tickles your funny bone. Or, perhaps, one will motivate you to concoct your very own name.

Daley Blind

Dutch and Man Utd defender Daley Blind is nothing compared with his name as he has struggled hard to a secure a starting line-up under Jose Mourinho. This is a direct result of his immeasurable foresight to defend against average opponents. is he technically blind?


Source: http://cheapgoals.com/top-15-funniest-names-in-football/

Blind, pronounced "Bleend".

Son of Danny Blind, captain of the Ajax side that included a young Nwankwo Kanu and Marc Overmars.

nairaland show some love your boy is +1 today

Arsène Wenger

What an arsè!

Oyinbo they craze i swear! dem no fit give their pikin chima, obi, tobi, adegoke. whc wan be fox, stone, stick

BAKAYOKO...

Daniel Sturridge,emre Can

Christopher ohenhen

dailyearns:
really

It thought its absolutely free when i heard about the 2k i gave up coa you said we don't need capital �

Forsell

Jonathan woodgate

Daniel Cousin

paymentvoucher:
Muhammadu Buhari


As far as anyone knows, Buhari is a Nigerian footballer in the 1970s, there is by all accounts thin confirmation of his existence but was certainly included in any case. The two name choices are controversial and confusing that is the reason we are having problem in the country.

You seriously need to chill!!

cheapgoals:
John Dick

Johnny, Don’t be a dick! Well, this is extraordinarily amusing, John played more than 250 games for Arsenal during the mid 1900 ‘s. In an extremely well-known article, a daily newspaper in London printed the headline saying “ARSENAL TO PLAY TOMORROW WITH DICKS OUT“. As hilarious as it might sound, it went ahead to be a huge joke, which wasn’t forgotten for a long time!

Arsenal plays tomorrow without dick

He has left for Chelsea FC and couldn't get time to drink water as Red Devil dealt with him and his teammates yesterday at Old Trafford.

cheapgoals:
Danny Drinkwater

The Premier League introduced drinks breaks in 2015, and the Internet couldn’t get enough of this exceptionally thirsty Leicester City player. Thinking of getting a fitness trainer? it’s this midfielder, he reminds us all to keep hydrated.

I remember the Dutch player, Vennegoor of Hesselink (what a name) He played for PSV Eindhoven and Netherlands.

placeofallure:
I remember the Dutch player, Vennegoor of Hesselink (what a name) He played for PSV Eindhoven and Netherlands.

tank u my sister. I av been racking my brain jez to qet dat quy'z name.
i cudnt plc it well. I remember he also played for Hull City.

Bakayokoko,
Ngolo,
Goran hildred,
wizz bah sander,
gatuso,
kolarov,
olufunjana

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useless names .......esp. Drinkwater , mosquito

Nobody is talking about Yaya Banana.

Ciro immobile

temmydee181:


tank u my sister. I av been racking my brain jez to qet dat quy'z name.
i cudnt plc it well. I remember he also played for Hull City.

Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink