ayettymama:

omg im actually on the floor- seriously rolling arnd- eyes sloppy stomach hurting and feelin the laffin headache

this is a typical example of nigerian girl vs nigerian guy

frontin, dumb actin, grovelling, too many question askin and finally- clears throat to leave but walks very slowly hopin he will follow her out!!

brilliance! ive enjoyed this screenplay alot!! bravo encore

*standing ovation*

ayetty baby . wassssssp

pweety u still de here?? abi u wan entertain us some more?? ur soo far my fave actress on this

ah ah luiz how can mama be converted to baby? ehn mama means im a big mama abi no be soo?? i no be baby ooo

in other words- im fine thank you (lol)

its very shitty outside tho!

ok, ayetty mama lOLZZ. howz u doin. r u in NY?

i dunno wat gave people that idea?? yes i do!

ayettymama:

pweety u still de here?? abi u wan entertain us some more?? your soo far my fave actress on this

Sharrap there who dey entertain yu? oya nao pay me 4 d one's u don watch

ayettymama:

i dunno wat gave people that idea?? yes i do!

i no understand u oo. u dey abi u know dey

yes im in new york- abi u wan come visit me??

yes oo, abi do u mind

no not really- i dont mind the company- some security assesments first-

photograph to make sure ur not the guy from ugly!

recent bank statement to make sure u wont be armed robbing my house

3 references from family members and x girlfriends (for an unbiased opinion)


lolling

haba,,  all that one
whats with u and ugly sef,  i am wonderfully and fearfully made.
nd yes u can ask my pweety my Ex,  she will attest to the fact that i erm cheii
i am so sad right now

mama-gee:

I aint a lesbian.

Whoever told You, I'm female?  

luizworld:

haba,,  all that one
whats with u and ugly sef,  i am wonderfully and fearfully made.
nd yes u can ask my pweety my Ex,  she will attest to the fact that i erm cheii
i am so sad right now

is it too much?? tough application i know, u can go ahead join the ayettymama fanclub for the competition!

ayettymama:



is it too much?? tough application i know, u can go ahead join the ayettymama fanclub for the competition!

how i go join your fan club, chiee i don suffer, 
na me be thizz see wetin VODKA dey do me

Pweety4me:

Y r u crying?y r u disgracing urself boy!

blame it on the alchohol

am i not enough for a grown man to cry for??

ehn??

ah ah pweety wetin??
abi shuld i teach u how to make a grown man cry?? lolz

Kai, see as my man dey fal hand. Luiz u re shamin d DICKHOOD wif u parole wif dat chick

daduke2k:

Kai, see as my man dey fal hand. Luiz u re shamin d DICKHOOD wif u parole wif dat chick

u dey mind am, shior!

Davidlydan:
You no go hear anything . . . na pikin cry you go just hear. Plat na good prospective mother.

That was sweet of you, David I'll bear you 3 fine handsome boys

daduke2k:

Kai, see as my man dey fal hand. Luiz u re shamin d DICKHOOD wif u parole wif dat chick

which chik  hope it aint pweety?

na2day?:

u dey mind am, shior!

bring that your fat azz lemme burst it for ya

luizworld:

bring that your fat azz lemme burst it for ya

u no dey fear face? i go give u upper cut ooo!

My darlyn,na2day u say make we c abi?
D man of my nitemares!I luv u pass my bathroom slipperz.
Shey u slept fyne?Good!oya get up time 4excersise don reach.

Odunnu:

My darlyn,na2day u say make we c abi?
D man of my nitemares!I luv u pass my bathroom slipperz.
Shey u slept fyne?Good!oya get up time 4excersise don reach.

which exercise we go do 1st? na cardio or straight to muscle toning

Na only u go do d exercise o.My shape stil tight.I no need exercise.
Stand up quick quick!

Baby,did u hear?Pweety says she's leavin NL.
Wht do u thnk?

Girl, why did you leave me hanging yesterday or was it what you told me before?

E ma bi nuu,it happnd suddnly and thr wasnt a way 2let u knw.
Hw r u 2day?

where da wife searcher deh sef??

chi-baby:

where da wife searcher deh sef??

Yes ma'am.

ohh there he is. . hw can u abandon yo wrk 4 ds long eh
wat if a potential wifey cme by but dint see u abwt
neva knw u myt hve lost her