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Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by kokonets(m): 6:11pm On May 05, 2010
CHI ur making a wrong conclusion sad
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by chibaby5(f): 6:19pm On May 05, 2010
waz it not u dat jus sed wat u sed to mr ELRAZUR??abwt u goin off 2 find cuties??. . ohh hw cud i 4get u had a twin. . hisss angry
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 6:22pm On May 05, 2010
lwkmd.

Kai. See shakara, tranga and drama.

Koko e be like say you are stammering. grin
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by kokonets(m): 6:27pm On May 05, 2010
chi-baby:

waz it not u dat jus sed wat u sed to mr ELRAZUR??abwt u goin off 2 find cuties??. . ohh hw cud i 4get u had a twin. . hisss angry

I said wat i said twas just a honest opinion is not as if u caught me bleepin na cheesy haba take a chill pill sweerie kiss kiss kiss
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by kokonets(m): 6:29pm On May 05, 2010
ElRazur:

lwkmd.

Kai. See shakara, tranga and drama.

Koko e be like say you are stammering. grin



Guy, i luff diz barbie o see wetin u don cause o help me beg am tongue grin grin
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by chibaby5(f): 6:32pm On May 05, 2010
kokonets:

I said wat i said twas just a honest opinion is not as if u caught me bleepin na cheesy haba take a chill pill sweerie kiss kiss kiss

u are still laffin abi?? go'head
nw where is Manny? o gawwd why dint i give him a chance?? sad sad cry
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 6:34pm On May 05, 2010
kokonets:

Guy, i luff diz barbie o see wetin u don cause o help me beg am tongue grin grin

Mamiwater are hard to beg. You may need to offer a scacrifice of Palm oil, maggi, meat and some tomatoes inside one big pot.

grin

PS
I hear say when dem get upset, them go take away yah manhood. Oya go and check to make sure say your rod is still functional.


grin grin



@Chibaby

Omo wetin dey do you sef. Oya calm down now. It was just two men talking and nothing more. The guy never do am sef and you don have hypertension. Oya calm down and go talk to am privately nauw. wink

Pride comes before a fall, so be nice. smiley
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pweety4me(f): 6:35pm On May 05, 2010
^They should go & sort out there matters elsewhere abeg. . . undecided
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 6:35pm On May 05, 2010
chi-baby:

u are still laffin abi?? go'head
nw where is Manny? o gawwd why dint i give him a chance??  sad sad cry

Will you keep going to another man once you have problem with one?



This na storm in a tea cup nauw.
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by kokonets(m): 6:36pm On May 05, 2010
chi-baby:

u are still laffin abi?? go'head
nw where is Manny? o gawwd why dint i give him a chance?? sad sad cry

Im not laffin. . .but u nid to trust me more, i see dem bwoyz flirting but i keep quiet n dont create a scene, u see me talkin bout some manly things n u fly. . .relax barbie, i luv u kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 6:37pm On May 05, 2010
Pweety4me:

^They should go & sort out there matters elsewhere abeg. . . undecided

Abi o. They should learn from us jare. We can flirt with someone else, even shaagggg them too, but at the end of the day, we still love each other. Ain't that right pweety mi?

**kisses pweety**

grin
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pweety4me(f): 6:42pm On May 05, 2010
ElRazur:

Abi o. They should learn from us jare. We can flirt with someone else,all just 4 fun smiley even shaagggg them too, but at the end of the day, my beasty ego & fowl mouth was the problem  cheesy tongue but we still [b]r[/b]ove each other. Ain't that right pweety mi?

**kisses pweety**

grin
Yes baybaby wink kiss

O ri e ti fokasibe 
angry grin tongue
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 6:44pm On May 05, 2010
Pweety4me:

Yes baybaby wink kiss

O ri e ti fokasibe
angry grin tongue

I hear you. But for the sake of getting along, shocked I prefer my version better. The one you wrote is too restrictive. grin
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by chibaby5(f): 6:44pm On May 05, 2010
kokonets:


Guy, i bliv u n i think we share the same code. . .Playas 101, did u eva read that cheesy your ratio is very applicable maybe i go soon drag net for your radar grin grin make i catch some cuties cool

do you remember sayin dat?? ok nuff sed!  cool
hve fun wiv yo next wifey
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pweety4me(f): 6:46pm On May 05, 2010
ElRazur:

I hear you. But for the sake of getting along, shocked I prefer my version better. The one you wrote is too restrictive. grin
R u romantic @ all? undecided embarassed
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 6:47pm On May 05, 2010
Pweety4me:

R u romantic @ all? undecided embarassed

Only when am Hot and you are in a position I can take advantage of. Yeah. I can be. grin


Okay, we will do yours. angry
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by kokonets(m): 6:49pm On May 05, 2010
chi-baby:

do you remember sayin dat?? ok nuff sed!  cool
hve fun wiv yo next wifey

This is real funnie grin, thats a code to decipher some softwarez, Razur knows, alot of guyz u know, no diz code DC, Elowa well seems u always wanted 2 leave me u were just looking 4 an xcuse im tired of beggin sef, wetin no be say u catch me dey bleep or smooch sef. . . geez sad i will do u back tongue
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pweety4me(f): 6:50pm On May 05, 2010
ElRazur:

Only when am Hot and you are in a position I can take advantage of. Yeah. I can be. grin


Okay, we will do yours. angry
Ehn?i no get u need 2 explain this 2 me very well. . .
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 6:55pm On May 05, 2010
Pweety4me:

Ehn?i no get u need 2 explain this 2 me very well. . .

Very well when you are lying down and your arsse is shooting out from the side? You know, I will just come lie next to you gently, whisper some sweet non-sense into your ears, then I take style undo my pata and, pull your pata down south too and then I slide my john mary in. You see moments like that I can be romantic.

grin

Or when you are in the shower and you want me to scrub you back for you, I just use that to get myself wait, strip naked and join you for there. Before you know wetin hit you, I do slide my john thomas inside your mary mary.

grin

Yeah instances like that was what I was talking about. grin grin
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pweety4me(f): 6:59pm On May 05, 2010
Maybe this is not gonna work out. . .i mean 'we' undecided
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 7:04pm On May 05, 2010
Pweety4me:

Maybe this is not gonna work out. . .i mean 'we' undecided

As my people say if one car to go mushin, plenty cars go reach jare. grin


Just out of curiosity, is this "we" may not be working out because I am not good enough, or may be because you are a ladee?

Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pweety4me(f): 7:09pm On May 05, 2010
ElRazur:

As my people say if one car to go mushin, plenty cars go reach jare. grin


Just out of curiosity, is this "we" may not be working out because I am not good enough, or may be because you are a ladee?




No not @ all but probably much better & suitable 4 another bride. . .i am not ur type El trust me on dis. undecided
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by chibaby5(f): 7:09pm On May 05, 2010
kokonets:

Th well seems u always wanted 2 leave me

cnt beliv u jus sed dat?!  sad it meanz u neva even knew me? do u knw hw much i loved u?? hw many tymz did i 4give u koko?? hw many hve i rejected 4 u?? itz all  gd!.  .hve fun!  sad sad cry
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by kokonets(m): 7:12pm On May 05, 2010
chi-baby:

cnt beliv u jus sed dat?! sad it meanz u neva even knew me? do u knw hw much i loved u?? hw many tymz did i 4give u koko?? hw many hve i rejected 4 u?? itz all gd!. .hve fun! sad sad cry


Have fun ke. . .i know u luv me, n i luv u too baby think of the present we were just discussin im sorry if i hurt ur feelins but wat i said has neva changed tha way i luv u or wat i feel or how i treat u, bbe think deeply i know u re crossed its allowed, im hurtin pls 4give me baby lets go kiss kiss kiss
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 7:14pm On May 05, 2010
Pweety4me:

No not @ all but probably much better & suitable 4 another bride. . .i am not your type El trust me on dis. undecided



It makes no sense. Why ain't you my type?   Is this one of those "It aint  you but me" situation?

Enjoy yourself ni gba yen.

I get mucked for saying I will sexxx  you passionately? Loooorrdaaamaaaaciiiieeeee.

lwkmd.
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pweety4me(f): 7:21pm On May 05, 2010
ElRazur:



It makes no sense. Why ain't you my type?  Is this one of those "It aint  you but me" situation?

Enjoy yourself ni gba yen.

I get mucked for saying I will sexxx  you passionately? Loooorrdaaamaaaaciiiieeeee.

lwkmd.

Roftl! cheesy grin your so funny by d way wat does 'lwkmd' i notice u use quite a lot. . . cheesy i wanna start using it grin tongue.

El i don't wanna let my yansh out in public do i?so dat's y i said we ain't meant 4 eachother duh!( i know u may still not understand tongue)

Remember i also told u once i don't like talking 2 much. . .if we meet o ma ye e dada so gbo?ko si wahala me still rove's u
wink cool
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 7:27pm On May 05, 2010
laugh wan kill me die. Nigeria's version of LOL.

Hmmm okay.

If this the part I sing you a sad song to mark the end?


Okay here goes.

Puts on MJ's voice

Rose in the valley
Rose in the valley
Where the lilies are growing
My love for you
shall never never die.

**Sobs**

Waves goodbye.



Okay, that's that. Where is my new wifey? grin
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pweety4me(f): 7:38pm On May 05, 2010
*Sighs then packs luggages & leaves*
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by honeric01(m): 2:17am On May 06, 2010
uhm elrazure still looking for a wife, what a puty grin
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 8:05am On May 06, 2010
honeric01:

uhm elrazure still looking for a wife, what a puty grin

Clearly NL ladies are rubbish. I wonder if anyone can prove me wrong. They aint just wifey material. grin


@P4m

Come back here.

**Checks her bag to make sure none of ElRazur's DvD collection is stolen**

**Demands credit cards**
**Rips them into two**


Now you may go. grin
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Odunnu: 9:30am On May 06, 2010
Why u dey fyt wt crdt cards?wetin dem do u?
E go hard wel wel 4u 2get wifey hia.
Kan I recommend one 4 ya?
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by honeric01(m): 11:01am On May 06, 2010
ElRazur:

Clearly NL ladies are rubbish. I wonder if anyone can prove me wrong. They aint just wifey material. grin


@P4m

Come back here.

**Checks her bag to make sure none of ElRazur's DvD collection is stolen**

**Demands credit cards**
**Rips them into two**


Now you may go. grin




sorry oo, u need alot of goodluck Jonathan in your blood

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