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Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by kokonets(m): 6:11pm On May 05, 2010 |
CHI ur making a wrong conclusion ![]() |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by chibaby5(f): 6:19pm On May 05, 2010 |
waz it not u dat jus sed wat u sed to mr ELRAZUR??abwt u goin off 2 find cuties??. . ohh hw cud i 4get u had a twin. . hisss ![]() |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 6:22pm On May 05, 2010 |
lwkmd. Kai. See shakara, tranga and drama. Koko e be like say you are stammering. ![]() |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by kokonets(m): 6:27pm On May 05, 2010 |
chi-baby: I said wat i said twas just a honest opinion is not as if u caught me bleepin na ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by kokonets(m): 6:29pm On May 05, 2010 |
ElRazur: Guy, i luff diz barbie o see wetin u don cause o help me beg am ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by chibaby5(f): 6:32pm On May 05, 2010 |
kokonets: u are still laffin abi?? go'head nw where is Manny? o gawwd why dint i give him a chance?? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 6:34pm On May 05, 2010 |
kokonets: Mamiwater are hard to beg. You may need to offer a scacrifice of Palm oil, maggi, meat and some tomatoes inside one big pot. ![]() PS I hear say when dem get upset, them go take away yah manhood. Oya go and check to make sure say your rod is still functional. ![]() ![]() @Chibaby Omo wetin dey do you sef. Oya calm down now. It was just two men talking and nothing more. The guy never do am sef and you don have hypertension. Oya calm down and go talk to am privately nauw. ![]() Pride comes before a fall, so be nice. ![]() |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pweety4me(f): 6:35pm On May 05, 2010 |
^They should go & sort out there matters elsewhere abeg. . . ![]() |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 6:35pm On May 05, 2010 |
chi-baby: Will you keep going to another man once you have problem with one? ![]() This na storm in a tea cup nauw. |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by kokonets(m): 6:36pm On May 05, 2010 |
chi-baby: Im not laffin. . .but u nid to trust me more, i see dem bwoyz flirting but i keep quiet n dont create a scene, u see me talkin bout some manly things n u fly. . .relax barbie, i luv u ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 6:37pm On May 05, 2010 |
Pweety4me: Abi o. They should learn from us jare. We can flirt with someone else, even shaagggg them too, but at the end of the day, we still love each other. Ain't that right pweety mi? **kisses pweety** ![]() |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pweety4me(f): 6:42pm On May 05, 2010 |
ElRazur:Yes baybaby ![]() ![]() O ri e ti fokasibe ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 6:44pm On May 05, 2010 |
Pweety4me: I hear you. But for the sake of getting along, ![]() ![]() |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by chibaby5(f): 6:44pm On May 05, 2010 |
kokonets: do you remember sayin dat?? ok nuff sed! ![]() hve fun wiv yo next wifey |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pweety4me(f): 6:46pm On May 05, 2010 |
ElRazur:R u romantic @ all? ![]() ![]() |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 6:47pm On May 05, 2010 |
Pweety4me: Only when am Hot and you are in a position I can take advantage of. Yeah. I can be. ![]() Okay, we will do yours. ![]() |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by kokonets(m): 6:49pm On May 05, 2010 |
chi-baby: This is real funnie ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pweety4me(f): 6:50pm On May 05, 2010 |
ElRazur:Ehn?i no get u need 2 explain this 2 me very well. . . |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 6:55pm On May 05, 2010 |
Pweety4me: Very well when you are lying down and your arsse is shooting out from the side? You know, I will just come lie next to you gently, whisper some sweet non-sense into your ears, then I take style undo my pata and, pull your pata down south too and then I slide my john mary in. You see moments like that I can be romantic. ![]() Or when you are in the shower and you want me to scrub you back for you, I just use that to get myself wait, strip naked and join you for there. Before you know wetin hit you, I do slide my john thomas inside your mary mary. ![]() Yeah instances like that was what I was talking about. ![]() ![]() |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pweety4me(f): 6:59pm On May 05, 2010 |
Maybe this is not gonna work out. . .i mean 'we' ![]() |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 7:04pm On May 05, 2010 |
Pweety4me: As my people say if one car to go mushin, plenty cars go reach jare. ![]() Just out of curiosity, is this "we" may not be working out because I am not good enough, or may be because you are a ladee? ![]() |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pweety4me(f): 7:09pm On May 05, 2010 |
ElRazur:No not @ all but probably much better & suitable 4 another bride. . .i am not ur type El trust me on dis. ![]() |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by chibaby5(f): 7:09pm On May 05, 2010 |
kokonets: cnt beliv u jus sed dat?! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by kokonets(m): 7:12pm On May 05, 2010 |
chi-baby: Have fun ke. . .i know u luv me, n i luv u too baby think of the present we were just discussin im sorry if i hurt ur feelins but wat i said has neva changed tha way i luv u or wat i feel or how i treat u, bbe think deeply i know u re crossed its allowed, im hurtin pls 4give me baby lets go ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 7:14pm On May 05, 2010 |
Pweety4me: ![]() It makes no sense. Why ain't you my type? ![]() Enjoy yourself ni gba yen. I get mucked for saying I will sexxx you passionately? Loooorrdaaamaaaaciiiieeeee. lwkmd. |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pweety4me(f): 7:21pm On May 05, 2010 |
ElRazur:Roftl! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() El i don't wanna let my yansh out in public do i?so dat's y i said we ain't meant 4 eachother duh!( i know u may still not understand ![]() Remember i also told u once i don't like talking 2 much. . .if we meet o ma ye e dada so gbo?ko si wahala me still rove's u ![]() ![]() |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 7:27pm On May 05, 2010 |
laugh wan kill me die. Nigeria's version of LOL. Hmmm okay. If this the part I sing you a sad song to mark the end? Okay here goes. Puts on MJ's voice Rose in the valley Rose in the valley Where the lilies are growing My love for you shall never never die. **Sobs** Waves goodbye. Okay, that's that. Where is my new wifey? ![]() |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pweety4me(f): 7:38pm On May 05, 2010 |
*Sighs then packs luggages & leaves* |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by honeric01(m): 2:17am On May 06, 2010 |
uhm elrazure still looking for a wife, what a puty ![]() |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 8:05am On May 06, 2010 |
honeric01: Clearly NL ladies are rubbish. I wonder if anyone can prove me wrong. They aint just wifey material. ![]() @P4m Come back here. **Checks her bag to make sure none of ElRazur's DvD collection is stolen** **Demands credit cards** **Rips them into two** Now you may go. ![]() |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Odunnu: 9:30am On May 06, 2010 |
Why u dey fyt wt crdt cards?wetin dem do u? E go hard wel wel 4u 2get wifey hia. Kan I recommend one 4 ya? |
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by honeric01(m): 11:01am On May 06, 2010 |
ElRazur: sorry oo, u need alot of goodluck Jonathan in your blood |
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