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Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pennywise(m): 3:17pm On Apr 30, 2010
Odunnu,

You will set NL ablaze with those your pics.

I am reserving you for tkb- an investment Banker. Translate lots of money.

Tpia, Omo Ibo, el razur make all of una give chance I don tire for una.
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by tkb417(m): 3:27pm On Apr 30, 2010
Pennywise:

Odunnu,

You will set NL ablaze with those your pics.

I am reserving you for tkb- an investment Banker. Translate lots of money.

Tpia, Omo Ibo, el razur make all of una give chance I don tire for una.
haha

i only do bra side 38 D
Odunnu shd be size 34 and thats not ma spec

elrazur will manage her cheesy

OMO IBO:

Tpia, indulge me na.

na me you dey blast all these grammar give so??
LOL
i dont know why Tpia is angry today o
somethn must be wrong
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Odunnu: 3:40pm On Apr 30, 2010
Tkb nah correct playar,hw wud u xplain d fact say d guy don gauge my bra size for pix?d guy na professional bosom man,bt sha u fail am,I no b size 34.Moreovr I despise bankerz and I don even get bobo 4 hia make all of una go siddon.
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by tkb417(m): 3:46pm On Apr 30, 2010
Odunnu:

Tkb nah correct playar,hw wud u xplain d fact say d guy don gauge my bra size for pix?d guy na professional bosom man,bt sha u fail am,I no b size 34.Moreovr I despise bankerz and I don even get bobo 4 hia make all of una go siddon.
ure not 34? me eyes is playin tricks on me then

if its 36, then that can be given a second tot

bankers? i no dey work for First bank, Gtbank and Oceanic o cheesy cheesy
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by kokonets(m): 3:50pm On Apr 30, 2010
^^^^TKB himsef i know say i go find u hia grin grin grin grin
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pennywise(m): 3:52pm On Apr 30, 2010
Odunnu:

Tkb nah correct playar,hw wud u xplain d fact say d guy don gauge my bra size for pix?d guy na professional bosom man,bt sha u fail am,I no b size 34.Moreovr I despise bankerz and I don even get bobo 4 hia make all of una go siddon.

He is a Banker. You see capital B. Which bobo be that. You should know everything has got its price.Including one to make bobo walk even run

kokonets:

^^^^TKB himsef i know say i go find u hia grin grin grin grin

Who be this?
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Odunnu: 3:53pm On Apr 30, 2010
Guy,I jst dey pity d br_e_ast wey go find hmself 4ur hand.U go suck am till water begn pour.Anyway,na my bobo go tel u my real size,d guy like d size,no bothr thnk twice as per havin a taste of it.E no go reach u.
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Odunnu: 3:54pm On Apr 30, 2010
Guy,I jst dey pity d br_e_ast wey go find hmself 4ur hand.U go suck am till water begn pour.Anyway,na my bobo go tel u my real size,d guy like d size,no bothr thnk twice as per havin a taste of it.E no go reach u.
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by tkb417(m): 3:55pm On Apr 30, 2010
kokonets:

^^^^TKB himsef i know say i go find u hia grin grin grin grin
haha

where u wan find me b4? stadium?

Pennywise:

He is a Banker. You see capital B. Which bobo be that. You should know everything has got its price.Including one to make bobo walk even run
see the Lord of the Rings talking

dont let me expose you o cheesy
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by kokonets(m): 3:57pm On Apr 30, 2010
Hi Odunnu. . . seems ur on demand tongue can i join the pack tongue lipsrsealed
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by tkb417(m): 4:00pm On Apr 30, 2010
Odunnu:

Guy,I jst dey pity d br_e_ast wey go find hmself 4ur hand.U go suck am till water begn pour.Anyway,na my bobo go tel u my real size,d guy like d size,no bothr thnk twice as per havin a taste of it.E no go reach u.
hehe

i dont treat my women like dt
i am the Dean of the old school; i do things the way its supposed to be

elrazur has got no chance. he is London and im in Lagos/Abuja cheesy

abeg who is ur guy? tell the guy ur parade is about to change for the best

and dont talk to kokonets abeg
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by kokonets(m): 4:01pm On Apr 30, 2010
Pennywise:

Who be this?

Silent Assasin ask TKB!
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Odunnu: 4:02pm On Apr 30, 2010
kokonets:

Hi Odunnu. . . seems your on demand tongue can i join the pack tongue lipsrsealed
On demand ke?no mind all these womanizrz.
BTW whr u dey when odas dey submit CV and Covr leta?Vacancy don close.I don even do interview finish,na trainin we dey nw.
Try submit nxt year!
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Pennywise(m): 4:04pm On Apr 30, 2010
kokonets:

Silent Assasin ask TKB!

In that case you are welcome. I tot you are one of those love-sick NLers
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by candylips(m): 4:06pm On Apr 30, 2010
no wonder. . . koko dey here  cheesy
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by kokonets(m): 4:07pm On Apr 30, 2010
Odunnu:

On demand ke?no mind all these womanizrz.
BTW whr u dey when odas dey submit CV and Covr leta?Vacancy don close.I don even do interview finish,na trainin we dey nw.
Try submit nxt year!

Listen. . .im just tryin to change the elasticity, a sweet mami like u shld ave space 4 me wink dont u like koko products grin grin grin
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by candylips(m): 4:09pm On Apr 30, 2010
kokonets:

Listen. . .im just tryin to change the elasticity, a sweet mami like u shld ave space 4 me wink dont u like koko products grin grin grin

sharap koko . stop marketing your koko products . she is not interested cheesy cheesy
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by kokonets(m): 4:10pm On Apr 30, 2010
Pennywise:

In that case you are welcome. I tot you are one of those love-sick NLers

Thanks for welcoming me comrade cool
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Nobody: 4:11pm On Apr 30, 2010
tkb417:

hehe

i dont treat my women like dt
i am the Dean of the old school; i do things the way its supposed to be

elrazur has got no chance. he is London and im in Lagos/Abuja cheesy

abeg who is your guy? tell the guy your parade is about to change for the best

and dont talk to kokonets abeg
LMAO. . . .
This guy, you wan kill me with laughter
Basically,she get potential but her bobo not fit peform.
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by kokonets(m): 4:12pm On Apr 30, 2010
candylips:

sharap koko . stop marketing your koko products . she is not interested cheesy cheesy

Come, na werin u dey find hia angry go sell candy jor cheesy cheesy
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by candylips(m): 4:15pm On Apr 30, 2010
kokonets:

Come, na werin u dey find hia angry go sell candy jor cheesy cheesy

na me go spoil your show for here.

why u dey offer odunu kokopops ehn
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by tkb417(m): 4:18pm On Apr 30, 2010
OMO IBO:

LMAO. . . .
This guy, you wan kill me with laughter
Basically,she get potential but her bobo not fit peform.
hehe

didnt say that o

@Koko and candy
can you guys find your ways out of here? cheesy
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by kokonets(m): 4:19pm On Apr 30, 2010
candylips:

na me go spoil your show for here.

why u dey offer odunu kokopops ehn

When u turn to her mouthpiece ehn grin grin grin
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by candylips(m): 4:23pm On Apr 30, 2010
kokonets:

When u turn to her mouthpiece ehn grin grin grin

the moment she decided to upload her pic
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by daduke2k(m): 4:24pm On Apr 30, 2010
Km u guyz na eveyy gurl wey km NL na im u go sel koko and candy giv? Mak una tak tym o. Mschew.
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by kokonets(m): 4:26pm On Apr 30, 2010
candylips:

the moment she decided to upload her pic

Well, im on her case caretaker grin grin grin
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 6:09pm On Apr 30, 2010
Tpia, e be like say you are on your period again. Wetin be your problem gan sef? Wetin dey come from heaven and above that the almighty ground ElRazur not fit contain? Omo shut up for one minute jare I never finish.

Okay now that I have your attention. Come on now, why do you keep taking me serious? This ain't my first thread that I am generally messing around, omo calm down. I think you are a cool person, but when you get inside romance you tend to lose it all man. What is that all about?


@TKB
Omo leave Odunnu jare. if not, I go stop following you for twitter. [That is the best threat I can make for now lwkmd] Nah me see am first. grin
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by tkb417(m): 6:11pm On Apr 30, 2010
ElRazur:

Tpia, e be like say you are on your period again. Wetin be your problem gan sef? Wetin dey come from heaven and above that the almighty ground
@TKB
Omo leave Odunnu jare. if not, I go stop following you for twitter. [That is the best threat I can make for now lwkmd] Nah me see am first. grin
LOL!!!

ok, shey Odunnu get friends sha cheesy
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Nobody: 6:14pm On Apr 30, 2010
El Raz, is this the place to be looking for a wife? grin All you'll get are semi-rejects.

But i think Odunnu looks good.
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by tkb417(m): 6:17pm On Apr 30, 2010
**ahem**

we know she looks good cheesy
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by ElRazur: 6:18pm On Apr 30, 2010
davidylan:

El Raz, is this the place to be looking for a wife?  grin All you'll get are semi-rejects.

But i think Odunnu looks good.

Let us make this interesting, I wonder who the rejects are? Madam Tpia?

Omo Odunnu looks good, but imagine how I go trasnform am once we apply for her visa and bring her down here? I just hope she no puts on weight sha. grin

PS
The thread was made originally, to find a woman that matches my posting style, but since no of them is mad enough like me and all suggestion from others was based on looks, I thought it would be a break from real life and play along. grin


Anyone know how much e be to do holiday visa now? Odunnu you get passport?
Re: Recommend Me A Wifey! by Odunnu: 6:19pm On Apr 30, 2010
I no fit folo u ElRazur.Instead wey I go flex wt u,i go run entr convent.
David thnx joo.

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