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Thanks, jare. These things can happen to anybody o!! I remember the day I entered a bus and as I was about sitting down, my buttocks gave a silent whistle like those flying xmas bangers - whizzzz! The accompanying smell was horrible with people cursing and hissing, but I just kept quiet in shame.

Farthing is a natural occurrence and should not be discouraged at all. I, for one, I fart on a daily basis and nobody has ever accused me of spoiling the air! It is usually the explosive farts that smell!! Farthing or messing is for living human beings and even the Queen of England farts! Abi, I lie??

Hi, very, very, very funny indeed. I almost fainted with laughter in my office here!!! Yeah, but you see, it's usually the silent whistle farts that smells the worst - like rotten eggs! But royal people, do they really release smelly farts

SAfrica201:

Hi, very, very, very funny indeed. I almost fainted with laughter in my office here!!! Yeah, but you see, it's usually the silent whistle farts that smells the worst - like rotten eggs! But royal people, do they really release smelly farts

i have a feeling it'd their own farts that stinks worst .

Wow, well foul-smelling farts are a function of your diet routine and way of life as the source site below says. Drink up to 7 glasses of water a day to avoid constipation, avoid eating between meals, take fruits daily and you will release intestinal gas or fart less. That is , avoid eating 'Junk' as in junk!!!

Thanks, I've learnt that to prevent release of bad, smelly intestinal gas or farts, one must avoid eating between meals, drink plenty water and lots of fruits 9for quick digestion).

Thanks for the wonderful education.

I have learnt from the recommended site that farts are really intestinal gases, but there are really noxious farts! I was listening to COOLFM sometimes last month and the guest artist was BANKY W. When he was asked for his most embarrassing moment, guess what he said? He said his most embarrassing moment in his life was when (as a teenager), he wanted to impress his young date (who was sitting alone in the parlour with him) by putting on the A/C. But that he had to stand up and tiptoe to reach the socket and lo and behold, he released a very loud fart and the real embarrassment came when he slowly turned round and found the young girl covering her nose with handkerchief!!!

Can U beat that?  That type of noisy, smelly fart is what the site below calls a YOKEE. A yokee is the most embarrassing type of fart. It can be as terrible and noxious like hydrogen sulphide or rotten egg and has been known to kill some insects. Read more at the interesting site.

The gist by Jumoke on BankyW is very revealing indeed! But it also shows that farts are no respecter of anybody, celebrity or whatever! Farthing is a normal human biological function, but I do agree that one needs to control the process of releasing it, to avoid personal embarrassment (which at times can be worse than stealing).

I also know that those who consume a lot of beans and boiled eggs have a great tendency to fart a lot!

Really, accidental discharge of farts can be very, very embarrassing! But I know that eating too much proteins - beans and boiled eggs can increase farting rate. So, everybody should watch out!!!

Thanks - now I know how to achieve a silent or whistle sounding fart also called ''silencer'' that does not make any noise nor smell! Thanks

isonlagba:

Farthing is a natural occurrence and should not be discouraged at all. I, for one, I fart on a daily basis and nobody has ever accused me of spoiling the air! It is usually the explosive farts that smell!! Farthing or messing is for living human beings and even the Queen of England farts! Abi, I lie??

LOL.

^^^ i beg to differ. it's the silent pistol fart that releases the worst smell .