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DLove has a funny way of making us do things, say things, and try things we might otherwise never experience—or heck, might even actively avoid. Here are 21 things that you wouldn’t catch us doing unless we were head-over-heels, crazy in love with an awesome guy.

crazy about a guy
1. Learn the name of every single player on his favorite sports team, when previously you were totally cool with referring to the quarterback as “that sexy one with all the tattoos.”


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2. Test out his sexual fetish. You’re not saying you’ll ever be into sucking on his toes, but you’re willing to try.

3. Be really, truly vulnerable. When you’re in love, it’s A-OK to ugly-cry on his shoulder.

4. Give him the last bite of the chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.

5. Get embarrassingly mushy on Facebook.

6. Or fight your every urge and keep it totally cool on social media. After all, the couple who stays low-key on social media stays together. And you’re in this for the long haul.

7. Have a goofy grin permanently pasted on your face—the kind that makes strangers assume you’re cray-cray.

8. Take you for a twirl around the dance floor—a.k.a. your kitchen—any time a love song pops onto your Pandora station.

9. Dad bod? What dad bod? When you’re head-over-heels, you only seen your man’s imaginary six-pack.


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10. Kiss and hug him even when he’s drenched in summer sweat.

11. Don’t go postal when he puts your favorite cashmere sweater in the washing machine.

12. Go to Target for that one thing you need and leave with a cart full of items for him.

13. Listen to every single one of his bad jokes and die laughing at the end of each.

14. Swap our cotton undies for sexier underthings—even when Aunt Flo is in town.

15. Text his mother just to say “hello.” If you want to be family, you have to act like family!

16. Say “I love you” way more often than is necessary, to the extent that even your dog rolls his eyes when he hears you spitting out that same sentiment for the 17th time in two minutes.

17. Whip up a three-tier raspberry chocolate mousse because it’s his favorite dessert, when your idea of baking is breaking open a Betty Crocker box.

18. Work out way more than necessary because you want to look good naked—and with him, you’re naked a lot.

19. Baby talk. What can we say?

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20. Take his dog for a walk when you actually really, completely, totally dislike anything with that much fur and capacity to slobber.

21. Go above and beyond in bed because it’s really important for you to please him.

I am deeply in love but have not done any of those listed below and above

agbonkamen:
I am deeply in love but have not done any of those listed below and above

congratulations, you just lied

I can relate with #1. It's an effortless excerise. When you hang out with someone a lot , you will know what they like to watch and who their favorite characters are.

#12, yes . Although it's a bad habit, that I want rid myself of.


#17, yup.


#21, it depends .

agbonkamen:
I am deeply in love but have not done any of those listed below and above

This your name tho...no offence but is it your real name?

Ok, maybe I'm a hermaphrodite because I can't relate to most of this.

#16 though, I LOVE. I literally feel intoxicated when I say those words. It's a nice feeling, but with every positive thing, there's a negative. It's scary to be in love.

XhosaNostra:
Ok, maybe I'm a hermaphrodite because I can't relate to most of this.

#16 though, I LOVE. I literally feel intoxicated when I say those words. It's a nice feeling, but with every positive thing, there's a negative. It's scary to be in love.

Awwww!, that's sweet .

how am i suppose to know..
my ex wen say she love me..
don't even know shit about me..
and tragically i know almost everything about her not by choice sha..
funny enough if she says she love me
is true
horrible

Lionessza:



Awwww!, that's sweet .

Lol, it's not sweet because I don't know how to handle the feeling. It's my biggest trigger. I'm healthier emotionally & mentally when I'm not involved with anyone romantically.

XhosaNostra:


Lol, it's not sweet because I don't know how to handle the feeling. It's my biggest trigger. I'm healthier emotionally & mentally when I'm not involved with anyone romantically.

Lol, I kinda get you though. For me , it's like getting into a dark room with someone and you hand over the weapon to him. The scary part now becomes that, will he use it to protect you when you encounter a threat or will he use it to destroy you to save himself.

Lionessza:



Lol, I kinda get you though. For me , it's like getting into a dark room with someone and you hand over the weapon to him. The scary part now becomes that, will he use it to protect you when you encounter a threat or will he use it to destroy you to save himself.

YES!!!!! Plus a whole lot of other things lol.

XhosaNostra:



YES!!!!! Plus a whole lot of other things lol.

Lol, eish.

Lionessza:



Lol, eish.

Some things need Gawd lol.

XhosaNostra:



Some things need Gawd lol.

Lol, ja ne . I think our maker should have made us more like animals, with no emotional attachments. Just bang bang and go without feeling a damn thing for the other participant , no worrying about will it be like this tomorrow? , will he be the one to backstab me blah blah blah blah .

agbonkamen:
I am deeply in love but have not done any of those listed below and above

agbonkamen:
I am deeply in love but have not done any of those listed below and above

Lionessza:


Lol, ja ne . I think our maker should have made us more like animals, with no emotional attachments. Just bang bang and go without feeling a damn thing for the other participant , no worrying about will it be like this tomorrow? , will he be the one to backstab me blah blah blah blah .

Something like that Or be like in that movie The Medallion. Find someone with a symbol that matches your own. Cut out all the other time wasting BS.

XhosaNostra:


Something like that Or be like in that movie The Medallion. Find someone with a symbol that matches your own. Cut out all the other time wasting BS.

Lol, perfect. The whole finding " the one " thing is exhausting .

Lionessza:




Lol, perfect. The whole finding " the one " thing is exhausting .

Too much. Do you believe "the one" exists? Sometimes I don't know how I feel about the idea.

OP, REAL MEN ARE OUT THERE THINKING OF MAKING MONEY AND TOP THE CHARTS AND THEIR GAME, AND YOU ARE SITTING UP THERE WRITING LOVE SIGNS AND ARRANT NONSENSE. DO WE LOOK LIKE JSS1 KIDS?

XhosaNostra:


Too much. Do you believe "the one" exists? Sometimes I don't know how I feel about the idea.

Same here. But a big part of me thinks it's as illusive as the " American dream " . But then again, there's that small part that always wonders . Ever met someone that just made you feel so...... totally you? . And then ningaze niphinde nidibane lol , and whenever shyt hits the fan kwakho you start wondering . Would it have been like this pha? Lol.

Lionessza:



Same here. But a big part of me thinks it's as illusive as the " American dream " . But then again, there's that small part that always wonders . Ever met someone that just made you feel so...... totally you? . And then ningaze niphinde nidibane lol , and whenever shyt hits the fan kwakho you start wondering . Would it have been like this pha? Lol.

Exactly! Ugh, it's tiring. I don't blame people who give up on the whole dating thing.

XhosaNostra:


Exactly! Ugh, it's tiring. I don't blame people who give up on the whole dating thing.

Lol, ja ne.

marvin906:
how am i suppose to know..
my ex wen say she love me..
don't even know shit about me..
and tragically i know almost everything about her not by choice sha..
funny enough if she says she love me
is true
horrible

baba sorry you have bin driving your car alone for d past donkey years

even if she does all these things.the day she makes watery pap..babi its ova..that's a sign of wastfulness.kiki

mikejj:
baba sorry you have bin driving your car alone for d past donkey years

shi*t happens my guy

I don't really enjoy all these things, it will make me sick
I prefer ladies that just be themselves

marvin906:


shi*t happens my guy

bobo learn to have spare part ok..and u wil sail to toronto with ease.

If what you have up there is how they love, then I don't need their love, rara...

I just can't deal with all that sycophantic sh!ts!

Well i'm learning

mikejj:
bobo learn to have spare part ok..and u wil sail to toronto with ease.

nigga i don't love..
so it doesn't affect me..
buh that doesn't mean it aint horrible

marvin906:




nigga i don't love..
so it doesn't affect me..
buh that doesn't mean it aint horrible

different strokes for different folks buddy