VampireeM:
Young Lady, next time you notice such please brave yourself and rub his anal parting then bring it close to his face to perceive the stench from his anus, if he complains tell him its from his anus and apologise.
Some people esp men are so dirty they don't keep that area clean even if you ask them to shower before massage.

bigtt76:
Brings us to the question "which is best" - washing ass with water after poo or using toilet paper? I prefer water and I try as much as possible to do my number 2 first thing in the morning and before bathing too to avoid all this crap. Noticed a lot of people just poo and wear back their pants ...so disgusting

nairavsdollars:
MGBEKE...SHE WILL BE AN EXPERT IN HAPPY ENDING

BluntBoy:


Very unnecessary. Better be careful not to injure yourself one day. Stop dipping your finger in there. The linings are very delicate and easy to tear.

imitateMe:
Not when lubricated with soapy water.

nairavsdollars:
MGBEKE...SHE WILL BE AN EXPERT IN HAPPY ENDING

BluntBoy:

You put soapy water too

EsotericMonk:
Since I was 10yrs, I have always used water to clean up.
It 100% gets the job done,
Its more hygienic
Its more economical
It reminds you to wash your hands after toileting.
You can never be wrong with water.

umuna:


Nice one there Bro! It reminds you to wash your hands after toileting. The bolded really got me thinking.

Young03:


Tissue paper nah, I can't be using water like a Muslim
just that I do that before I take my bath

Darkseid:
Butt massage kwa, I hope she gets to juggle their balls too.

donstan18:
Look at one of them claiming and forming a clean lady by slamming men's butt, social media is the only place we see their type, even ladies that wears one asambodo pant of 70 naira for 4 days will also come to social media to call out men.


The bitter truth is this....Even if a man didn't clean and wipe his butt after defecting, at the mention of pizza and sharwama, ladies will still worship and bow down for the man and start licking his dirty butt hole just for the man to buy them pizza,

Young03:


Tissue paper nah, I can't be using water like a Muslim
just that I do that before I take my bath

Mandrake007:
one guy told me he doesn't wipe because it's a very sissy thing to do,he said how will a full grown man put his hands down his ass crack to wipe unless he's gay..i was astounded I couldn't even continue the convo

permsec:
So at this ur age of managing #600 aba gown, u already know for a fact that naija guys can be so dirty??

I dont blame you, i blame that innocent family that employed you as a househelp.

thesicilian:
She sounds unprofessional

uuzba:
Why should a full grown Nigerian man, half UnCloth himself and in front of a lady who is not his wife? What kind of f**king massage is that? If you want sex, just go and have it with your wife.
It is not everything whitemen do that e must copy.
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Men massage men. Women massage women.

zicoraads:

So your name is J

Do you give massages too?

banre:


seems like you're a masseuse yourself.


are you??

escodotman:
Ew! that's so gross. But why would someone intentionally ask for a butt massage

bigtt76:
Also good to use tissue paper before bathing to remove those clingy papers BTW the muslims got it right using water ....it is the best way to clean up after use of rest room either for number 2 or number 1. They are very hygienic. Infact a muslim man or woman would always preserve the last drop of water in a bottle for this purpose or hold it until they get water.

salam1:
is it Muslims using water DAT is ur problem or ur health which is more important?

bigtt76:
Brings us to the question "which is best" - washing ass with water after poo or using toilet paper? I prefer water and I try as much as possible to do my number 2 first thing in the morning and before bathing too to avoid all this crap. Noticed a lot of people just poo and wear back their pants ...so disgusting

PS For the rest of you that love dumping in the office restroom during work hours, i honestly dont know for you people ooh! Because I dont get how a full grown human being will get dressed for work, leave their house wey get toilet, set out to the office and start shitting up and dan there, then wipe yansh with tissue paper, come wear him trouser back ontop yansh wey still get shit reminants