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I Don't Smoke by sowotobi: 2:39pm On Apr 28, 2010
A man is very ashamed of his penis because of the
size. He has an extremely small penis and doesn't
want his girlfriend to dump him when she sees the
size.

One night when him and his girlfriend are making
out in a dark corner he decides he will show her.
The man unzips his pants, whips out his small
dick, and shoves it into her hand. He sits there
impatiently waiting to see her reaction.

His girlfriend says, "Thanks for offering, but
I don't smoke."
Re: I Don't Smoke by romsky: 2:44pm On Apr 28, 2010
awww that's definitely studio
Re: I Don't Smoke by GeeCee(m): 4:16pm On Apr 28, 2010
romsky:

awww that's definitely studio

U don see im tin b4?
Re: I Don't Smoke by Utibe11(m): 4:39pm On Apr 28, 2010
Hw him thing tek small lyk dat? Ope say no be ur thing be dat?
Re: I Don't Smoke by baybbootz(f): 11:36pm On Apr 28, 2010
awww that's definitely studio
prays he sees this.lol
Re: I Don't Smoke by mitchyy(f): 3:47am On Apr 29, 2010
Roflmao
Re: I Don't Smoke by bighead1(m): 8:01am On Apr 29, 2010
quite funny but i am gonna tell romsky unless u beg me
Re: I Don't Smoke by Abbygyal(f): 10:43am On Apr 29, 2010
romsky doesnt have to beg u . . .studio will see it anyways . .
Re: I Don't Smoke by tanimz(f): 2:14pm On Apr 29, 2010
romsky:

awww that's definitely studio

grin grin grin grin
Re: I Don't Smoke by romsky: 4:08pm On Apr 29, 2010
na studio b d coward not me & yes i've seen his cigarette like 20 tyms
Re: I Don't Smoke by StudioCFR(m): 9:46pm On Apr 29, 2010
romsky:

awww that's definitely studio


romsky:

na studio b d coward not me & yes i've seen his cigarette like 20 tyms


u well so?

a whole me, KOKOMASTER! , the size and shape of my 'koko'' never disappoint me before.

6 rounds and still counting grin

I DONT SMOKE, NO ALCOHOL, but my perfomance for bed na war.


YOUR types dey scream my name in ecstacy cool







@@ALL,
I'M STILL THAT SAME GOOD GUY IN BED*
MY CIGGARATE IS HUGE grin grin grin
Re: I Don't Smoke by donsponky(m): 10:45am On Apr 30, 2010
that suff make die,
Re: I Don't Smoke by StudioCFR(m): 6:02pm On Apr 30, 2010
Make your babe follow me enter the place make we see if she no go carry belle too na
Re: I Don't Smoke by flexystar(f): 6:19pm On Apr 30, 2010
I no sey u be 2face younger brother i can perceive d blood flowing in u
Re: I Don't Smoke by StudioCFR(m): 6:28pm On Apr 30, 2010
The only thing u dey perceive na the smell of that bend down and select Gucci perf u spray for body

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