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I Just Don't Understand My Wify Anymore by hippieguy(m): 10:52pm On Mar 06, 2018
Small digression guys*

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WOMEN!

Over the weekend my wife insisted that we should spend more time playing games together other than me watching football and going out for drinks with friends. Somehow, I grudgingly succumbed to her request.

Now The Game: She said let's make a list of 5 people that each of us could date if allowed by either one of us to date and given the opportunity. (In my mind I was like hmmm what a game) Well that sounds fun for her kind of game, I said Ok, she go first and pick her kind of men.

She picked :
1. Aliko Dangote,
2.Femi Otedola
3.King Sunny Ade
4 Otunba Subomi Balogun
5.Sen. Bola Tinubu.
Her choices were good and I cheered her up. Now it's my turn to pick,

Being the simple guy I am and to be modest, I just picked:
1.Bidemi - her younger sister. First choice �
2. Jane - her distant cousin. Second choice
3. Mercy - one of her friends.
4. Cynthia - one pretty lady within our neighbourhood and
4. Mrs Nwosu - our son's school teacher.

That was the end of the game, I have been answering questions upon questions explanations upon explanations. I can't remember the number of I'm sorry I have said so far. what a game ��meanwhile I didn't ask her for any explanations for hers!

SEE ME SEE TROUBLE Oooo!!! She now suspects every of my honest moves and interaction with any of them, esp Cynthia. Do you guys [color=#006600][/color]think my wife is fair to me?

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Re: I Just Don't Understand My Wify Anymore by fulaniHERDSman(m): 10:55pm On Mar 06, 2018
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Re: I Just Don't Understand My Wify Anymore by Nobody: 11:34pm On Mar 06, 2018
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Re: I Just Don't Understand My Wify Anymore by Nebes: 11:44pm On Mar 06, 2018
I don't believe this story but thanks for making me laugh.

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