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Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Nobody: 1:37pm On Mar 09, 2018
Hhenryy:


Hahahaha.... I should forget the hours thing grin grin grin

grin cheesy We are both right wink
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Nobody: 1:37pm On Mar 09, 2018
All u saying the OP is a liar... Well i did a quick one with google and now i know that as long as the sperm is not dried up or under extreme heat the little fvckers are still active. Worse is when its frozen... They are active for life grin cheesy From now on protect both urselves & ur condoms.. What a life!!!

NB: there are actually few condoms that kills the sperm cells, these are coated with spermicidal lubricants on the outside in case of a tear to kill sperm in the vagina to prevent them from ascending higher into a woman's reproductive tract where they could potentially fertilize an egg.

So after all the Op isn't a liar. If u like wear spermicide condom, if that kind of girl catches u, just begin cut down flexing & invest in baby things.. I dey fear as i dey type soo.. See danger where we dey since dey form smart shocked

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Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Nobody: 1:44pm On Mar 09, 2018
dairykidd:
All u saying the OP is a liar... Well i did a quick one with google and now i know that as long as the sperm is not dried up or under extreme heat the little fvckers are still active. Worse is when its frozen... They are active for life grin cheesy From now on protect both urselves & ur condoms.. What a life!!!

NB: there are actually few condoms that kills the sperm cells, these are coated with spermicidal lubricants on the outside in case of a tear to kill sperm in the vagina to prevent them from ascending higher into a woman's reproductive tract where they could potentially fertilize an egg.

So after all the Op isn't a liar. If u like wear spermicide condom, if that kind of girl catches u, just begin cut down flexing & invest in baby things.. I dey fear as i dey type soo.. See danger where we dey since dey form smart shocked

Very true. Guys please be wise. Don't go for cheap condoms (get the ones with a spermicide- though more expensive).
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by ghost3040: 1:58pm On Mar 09, 2018
Too late for the damage control...Take ur time to work on ur lexis..even from this quote of urs there are lot of blunders..
izaray:
I hate it when dumb people like you quote me, incase you think i dnt kno d reason i used the word discovering instead of discovery. So you're so dumb not to kno, a sperm can't be that effective, once it's been transfer into a condom bag and expose to air shocked shocked

Though i have corrected it inorder to stop people of your type from mentioning me angry

Peace

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Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by ConcernedNL: 1:58pm On Mar 09, 2018
AntiBrutus:
You mean she injected the sperm using a catheter?
That's the only plausible way I can think of.

Conception doesn't take place in the cervix.
The road from the cervix to the uterus isn't as straight forward as 'inserting sperm deep into her vagina'.

What if she used a funnel cheesy

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Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Hhenryy: 2:00pm On Mar 09, 2018
kimbraa:
Could you please explain how surrogate mothers get impregnated by sperm from men? I think they survive well under room temperature. What I need to know is how the girl got the sperm into her vagina.



Forget what the op put up there, he probably copied it from the site of one of this hungry bloggers.

Medical experts are involved in the act of surrogacy and it's carried out under controlled environment. Immediately the sperm is gotten from the donor it is well preserved until when needed.

surrogacy is a complex topic, especially the gestational type. But that is not the basis for this argument. The chances of the lady getting pregnant from the way he described it is very slim. The time factor alone rubbishes his assertions

Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by izaray(f): 2:09pm On Mar 09, 2018
kimbraa:
Could you please explain how surrogate mothers get impregnated by sperm from men? I think they survive well under room temperature. What I need to know is how the girl got the sperm into her vagina.
Maybe with the help of funnel cheesy
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by ConcernedNL: 2:10pm On Mar 09, 2018
Thats why i pick up my condoms and dispose them immedieately. There was even a period where id take the condom into the bathroom and fill it with water to be extra sure it was not leaking.

Its better to abstain and get the very one God destines for you.

Cant take any chances with just any girl in this generation.
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Siki355(m): 2:15pm On Mar 09, 2018
izaray:
Wow... This is a new discovery cool
dont try it
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by izaray(f): 2:22pm On Mar 09, 2018
Siki355:


dont try it
cool
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by izaray(f): 2:23pm On Mar 09, 2018
Siki355:


dont try it
I can't even dare it dear, tnks!
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Nobody: 2:29pm On Mar 09, 2018
Why do i find it hard to believe this story.
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by oderemo(m): 2:32pm On Mar 09, 2018
Forceup:
I smell lies angry

You schooled in the UK, with that your terrible english..

undecided undecided undecided
Do you teach English, mrs England.

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Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Paulagada: 2:39pm On Mar 09, 2018
izaray:
Wow... This is a new discovery cool
No jus try am ooo
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Nobody: 2:39pm On Mar 09, 2018
This is extremely hard to believe, although I am not a medical expert, but I really doubt that the sperm can last that long and make it all the way to the fallopian tube to fertilize the egg. just by pouring sperm in the Virginia, without any insemination


I repeat that I am not a professional, but this is confusing me
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by izaray(f): 2:42pm On Mar 09, 2018
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by karli4nia(m): 2:43pm On Mar 09, 2018
AntiBrutus:
You mean she injected the sperm using a catheter?
That's the only plausible way I can think of.

Conception doesn't take place in the cervix.
The road from the cervix to the uterus isn't as straight forward as 'inserting sperm deep into her vagina'.

This one you are analysing like an OB-GYN ... U can make some ppl believe ur a specialist... Or am I missing something... Hmmm..
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by izaray(f): 2:46pm On Mar 09, 2018
Paulagada:
No jus try am ooo
Ahh, my relationship status don pass pregnancy faking, tnks dear!
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Paulagada: 2:52pm On Mar 09, 2018
izaray:
Ahh, my relationship status don pass pregnancy faking, tnks dear!
Thank God for you dear, try and crown it so that your mind will be at rest.

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Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Nobody: 2:59pm On Mar 09, 2018
karli4nia:


This one you are analysing like an OB-GYN ... U can make some ppl believe ur a specialist... Or am I missing something... Hmmm..

LOL. You are only concerned about inserting preek, which isn't a 'complex' as its aftermath grin

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Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Nobody: 3:01pm On Mar 09, 2018
You must be rich for her to go through all these stress to be your babymama grin.

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Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by karli4nia(m): 3:10pm On Mar 09, 2018
AntiBrutus:


LOL. You are only concerned about inserting preek, which isn't a 'complex' as its aftermath grin


No oh! Please don't get me wrong.. I didn't even think in that direction.Just the way u tried to explain the matter made me think u maybe well versed in the area of the ops concerns. Tanx.
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Nobody: 3:15pm On Mar 09, 2018
karli4nia:


No oh! Please don't get me wrong.. I didn't even think in that direction.Just the way u tried to explain the matter made me think u maybe well versed in the area of the ops concerns. Tanx.

But are you interested in the aftermath? grin

Nah, I am not knowledgeable in that field.
I thought that's basic knowledge to the average female.

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Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Nobody: 3:23pm On Mar 09, 2018
grin grin
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by karli4nia(m): 3:46pm On Mar 09, 2018
AntiBrutus:


But are you interested in the aftermath? grin

Nah, I am not knowledgeable in that field.
I thought that's basic knowledge to the average female.

Hmmm! Aftermath? Are u looking to be a worth vessel to engender the aftermath?
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by d33types: 4:27pm On Mar 09, 2018
Hhenryy:


Buhaahahaha! I still dey laugh!!!!!

And you couldn't even get a reputable link to back up your claim.. Just a write-up created by a random guy who started from a wordpress blog!

I still couldn't find anywhere in the article were he said sperms can survive for hours in CD. the max he said was 20mins and it's dependant on a lot of factors/conditions before it can even manage to survive that long. Meaning 20mins is very very unlikely.

So where did you get your idea of hours from?

Hahahaha, why are you modifying? I can see you have added a new link..... too many jargons in that forum link. the poster asked the question and you can see majority also told him how slim the chances are. How can you even use a forum link to substantiate your claim?

Funny dude.... Look for articles created by medical experts on the issue if you really want to back up your claim.





You're not a medical personnel else you'd not have written this long English to justify nonsense..

Latex condoms without spermicides aren't 100% toxic toxic to sperms. This is common knowledge but you seem to like arguments

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Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Omzee(f): 4:29pm On Mar 09, 2018
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Omozele
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Nobody: 4:32pm On Mar 09, 2018
Hhenryy:


Hahahaha.... I should forget the hours thing? grin grin grin

Don't be small minded. The odds of her impregnating herself might be slim but its far from impossible. You hear about potent enzymes in the saliva that kill germs don't you?
There are numerous cases where Western women, fresh from letting their men cum in their mouths, head to the bathroom to freshen up, only to impregnate themselves with it. A desperate woman can go that far. Besides those little hommies are in their millions, the odds of just one getting to that ovum are very much in their favour.

Heck, there was even a study i think of girls getting impregnated in bath tubs they share with their brothers who masturbate.

You can take things with a pinch of salt, but you never learn if you have such a narrow mindset.

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Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Nobody: 5:17pm On Mar 09, 2018
Hhenryy:



Story story..... Sperms can not survive for long outside the human body. They die within few minutes after leaving the man's system.

This guy thinks we are fools.
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by kayusbrown(m): 5:58pm On Mar 09, 2018
efesodje:


grin Forget the hours thing. That was from a discussion on Quora

Ok check the attached pdf document too on insemination
methods. If this story is true I presume she is one of those girls that will kindly suggest assisting to throw the condom in the toilet for You, then she goes in and locks the toilet door cheesy. Check the attached document in my post below

You too like quarrel angry

The hustle is real oh... grin guys need to be careful.

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