ah ah busy body u alone??

no fare no fare

im goin to sue bb for collectin all the rich men on nl

its against the law to do nl ashawo!!!!

@ the judge and jury

ITS ALL A LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Missy B:

BB, Na You biko!!

YES YOU CALLED, IS IT SATURDAY ALREADY

Busy_body:





MOTION OVERRULED I ONLY  HAVE 17 E-LOVERS, E-CONCUBINE, E-HUSBAND, E-BOYFRIENDS IN MY E-HAREM SO CAN'T SIT QUIETLY AND HAVE THE LIKES OF YOU STEAL MY MEAGRE COLLECTION OF MEN,MBA BARAWO LIKE YOU




On second thought and off the record, connect me TO JUST 4 of the men in your gold-digging e-harem, and put your case forward again for reconsideration

Chei, see bribery and corruption!      

Your honour, I'm right now gold-diggingly challeneged as there are scarcity of deep-pocketed men around. I tried to dig deep into some but discoverd metal instead of gold! I assure you that as soon as I complete my men to 10, I'll make all neccesary efforts to source for the 4 you requested for!

But for now I pray thee, consider the option of striking out my name from the suit and I tell you, I just might increase it to 5 men for you!  

Ujujoan:

Chei, see bribery and corruption!      

Your honour, I'm right now gold-diggingly challeneged as there are scarcity of deep-pocketed men around. I tried to dig deep into some but discoverd metal instead of gold! I assure you that as soon as I complete my men to 10, I'll make all neccesary efforts to source for the 4 you requested for!

But for now I pray thee, consider the option of striking out my name from the suit and I tell you, I just might increase it to 5 men for you!  

thats why u have to order my platinum detector

100% effective!!!

ayettymama:

thats why u have to order my platinum detector

100% effective!!!

Can you UPS it to me? Dont worry, I'll pay the bill!

thunder fire ur nyash for dia!!!

u gold diggers are worst!!

hmph!

ayettymama:

ah ah busy body u alone??

no fare no fare

im goin to sue bb for collectin all the rich men on nl

its against the law to do nl ashawo!!!!

@ the judge and jury

ITS ALL A LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

iT IS AGAINST THE LAW, BUT I AM ABOVE THE LAW DEARIE, I AM THE LAW, AND I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED YET


BUT BECAUSE I HAVE PARTICULARLY ENJOYED MYSELF WITH YOUR ANTICS ON THIS THREAD, INTEL HAS IT THAT TWO MORE MEN WITH POTENTIALS ARE COMING UP THE MARKET SOON, SO I MIGHT JUST LET YOU HAVE ONE IF I AM IN A GOOD MOOD



WORD OF WARNING THOUGH, I CAN PLAY WITH ANYTHING BUT NOT MY MEN, SO BACK OFF AND HANDS OFF ALL THE MEN ON THIS THREAD, THEY ARE ALL MINE

Ujujoan:

Chei, see bribery and corruption!    

kAI, where are the guilty parties, summon them before the Courts henceforth, bribery and corruption has to be stamped out on NL, we cannot condone such behaviour on NL, prepare the gallows, off with their head


And stop gold-diggim=ng after Londobn boys such as whitelexi with their "tontirin" (jeggings) sokotos, they sold off their gold years ago and are currently undergoing a recession and are all broke as churchrats hence the fake metals

Ujujoan:

Can you UPS it to me? Dont worry, I'll pay the bill!

CLASSIC

bb ur wicked!!!! u are too wicked!!

uju no sabi spot rich bobo abeg leave am!!!!

no worries bb in fact i have to go now a real baller awaits

Busy_body:

iT IS AGAINST THE LAW, BUT I AM ABOVE THE LAW DEARIE, I AM THE LAW, AND I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED YET

Come who made you the judge sef

Infact where's the mod of this section!

[size=18pt]Thread lcoked![/size]

Seun, come and see oh, Shaz is not doing his job!

or rather

[size=18pt]moved to romance section![/size]

The mod there is my friend!

Busy_Body don kolo!!!!
She needs 21 sex sessions with TB Joshua for spiritual cleansing!!!

190 strolls in**

im enjoying every bit of this,


see em gurls beefing themselves!!

well, imho, i think platinumk should find a way to let go of this issue, no matter how painful it's been.  i doubt there's anyone on nl who isnt aware of what transpired/went wrong between you and the seeker, so i'd say mission has been accomplished.

now, maybe its just me but it does seem like there's still a lot of of emotion [ie lovingitis] between you two. I just reread the first part of this thread, and from the seeker's posts, i think he still has feelings for platinumk. Of course this isnt set in stone and i could be wrong. But some of the things he typed are very revealing.

Platinumk of course is like a book- very easy to read [at least for now]. It doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure out she was very much in love with the seeker. All this gragra na typical woman behavior  when they feel they've been wronged.

anyway, you two should at least try to get off each other's case even if you're no longer together. As oyibos would say- amicable separation [moreso una no marry una selves]

btw plat are you dating again or what brought about this latest showdown with the seeker.




I just dont want to believe every single one of you is fooling us gbeborun nlers with all these dramas sha!

[color=#550000][/color]
lolz

i'm just sitting here imagining what plat's reaction would be if she heard the seeker was dating someone else, maybe another nler.

the fur would fly, and that's putting it mildly.




and i really dont think this case is the same as those nigerians who dupe foreign women to get visas or money. It just doesnt add up. I know that's the way ayettymama, plat and others are seeing it but there's too much grey involved.

of course i stand corrected if later proved wrong oh.

Busy_body:

[size=14pt]THE CASE FOR AND AGAINST THE PLANTIFF PLATINUM AND THE DEFENDANT THESEEKER[/size]



MOTION BEFORE THE JURY TEAM (DEBOSKY, TPIA, OMO IBO)


~ TIME FACTOR ~ Legal jurisdiction to ascertain the time Platinum squealed and to decide whether she should be absolved or deemed equally culpable/accesory to the crime/aiding and abetting . . .


~ MOTIVE OF THE PLANTIFF ~ Would there be a case if Platinum had not discovered and jumped to the conclusion that Theseeker was cheating on him with Flgators and now, Ujujoan


~ THE BASIS FOR BRINGING THESEEKER TO NL COURT TO EXPOSE HIM AS A SCAMMER ~ Weighing the accusations levelled against him so far;


* Was Platinum aware that THESEEKER  was in UCLA, or did he lie about his location?

*that he is a two-timing heifer of a player (he was trifling with flgators and has now moved onto ujujoan) does this make him a scammer?/Who was he scamming?)

*the UPS saga (he lied to the plantiff that he had a prepaid account, yet how did UPS still go ahead to ship parcel without payment? Perhaps UPS should be witness summoned Now does this make him a scammer?/Who was he scamming?)

*the gifts e.g $15 Aerostale shirts, etc (people help their boyfriends/girlfriends with visa applications, exchange gifts, etc does this make him a scammer?)

*the money gobshite keeps ranting about like a deranged banshee (when did PLATINUM ask THESEEKER to pay it back? What was the agreement? Was he given time to pay this back?)

*the fake bank account (not saying nothing but even Malaysia has a Fraud and Compliance Department that means to say . . .   )

*the grandfather clock saga (when did Platinum notify 190 of Theseeker's alledgedly dubious intent? Again can she prove she is not an accessory to the crime?




NOTICE  WOULD BE SENT OUT TO THE TWO PARTIES INVOLVED AS WELL AS THOSE UNFORTUNATELY IMPLICATED IN THE CASE TO PREPARE THEIR DEFENCE AGAINST SATURDAY, NAMELY;


THESEEKER (THE ALLEDGED SCAM ARTIST) ~ for the jury to decide

PLATINUMNK (THE AGGRIEVED PARTY OR CRUSHED PRIDE) ~ for the jury, the aprokos and benchwarmers to decide
FL GATORS (THE ALLEDGED "OTHER WOMAN"/ UJUJOAN (THE STALKERATZO;SHE WHO IS OBSESSED WITH ALL THAT IS THESEEKER) ~ You buncha husband snatchers, were you dating anyone else at the time you were accused? Ujujoan i thought you opened that gold-digger thread in jest, so if that wasn't the case, you are gonna get a tyre round your neck for trying to cream off Whitelexi

YOU PEOPLE BERRA SCRAM AND GO AND FIND PEOPLE TO DEFEND YOUR A.R.SE AND START COOKING UP STORIES FOR THE D-DAY ON SATURDAY





N;B;

Now, this Court would not encourage nor condone peevish, contemptuous, incorrigibly fractious, irritants such as $&*^%%, calling MISSYB blind and deaf and accusing the interviewee of being on the Defendant's side and labelling Nigerians dodgy and 419'ers, to the extent of stating that all naija women are too greedy and likes money (was she dumped by a naija man for a naija lady, what does such mindnumbing silly trash talks have to do with this thread oR IS SHE CORRUPT AND BENT AND TRYING TO COERCE AND INTIMIDATE AND FORCE missyb to retreat and surrender? Oh well thats a story for another day)  

Madam tatafo u too do      

Who left the gate opened?    

busybody [not busybody20]



i tire for your matter sha!!

30 pages . . . 3 women all in love with theseeker. I guess i shld learn how to write like him too.

oo tpia- how is ts a special kind of scammer?? because he has fans??

pls tell me oooo

because i see what u guys are thinkin

why is platti complaining about her bf

so in ur ideals she should have been silent soo ts could go ahead scammin others too abi??

davidylan:

30 pages . . . 3 women all in love with theseeker. I guess i shld learn how to write like him too.

u dont no how to write with an 'aura' of swagger?? abeg go learn ooo

ts is currently teachin classes on how to scam write brilliantly on nl

ayettymama:

oo tpia- how is ts a special kind of scammer?? because he has fans??

pls tell me oooo

because i see what u guys are thinkin

why is platti complaining about her bf

so in your ideals she should have been silent soo ts could go ahead scammin others too abi??

^i did not say any [or most of] the above plz

30 pages like play like play

davidylan:

30 pages . . . 3 women all in love with theseeker. I guess i shld learn how to write like him too.

which three women?

i only know of platinumk and fl gators.

ujujoan doesnt seem to be in love with him though they're friends? Gabry was also a friend-turned-enemy, for want of a better phrase.

abeg those of you with the proper 411 fill the rest of us in nah!

tpia.:

i'm just sitting here imagining what plat's reaction would be if she heard the seeker was dating someone else, maybe another nler.

the fur would fly, and that's putting it mildly.

and i really dont think this case is the same as those nigerians who dupe foreign women to get visas or money. It just doesnt add up. I know that's the way ayettymama, plat and others are seeing it but there's too much grey involved.

of course i stand corrected if later proved wrong oh.

lol! Why do you think she attacked me. Because one lie lie told her I was involved with TS! She just used my comment as an excuse. lol!  

davidylan:

30 pages . . . 3 women all in love with theseeker. I guess i shld learn how to write like him too.

Please get your story straight jor,  It's only one person who's dying for the guy. I would mention her name but I dont want another attact!  

tpia.:

which three women?

i only know of platinumk and fl gators.

ujujoan doesnt seem to be in love with him though they're friends? Gabry was also a friend-turned-enemy, for want of a better phrase.

abeg those of you with the proper 411 fill the rest of us in nah!

Thank you jare!

@ David, I hope say you no count me join the 3. I might have some feelings for one NLder, but trust me, it's not TS!

thats exactly what ur sayin

apparently platti is wrong for sayin anything on nl

i hope others learn from this

ur dammed if u do crucified if u dont

u just want to no what exactly happened between them

understandable- that doesnt make ts any less of a criminal, or does he have to rob a bank for u people to see it??

in fact i dunno why i came back here i sooooo done!!

lol uju talks to ts on phone-----nuff said!

Ujujoan:

@ David, I hope say you no count me join the 3. I might have some feelings for one NLder, but trust me, it's not TS!

Talk true abeg! Its TS. Boy must be using some potent charm when he talks to these chics. I better get me some.

This thread is getting sillier by the day
Are peeps on NL this jobless?

ayettymama:

thats exactly what your sayin

apparently platti is wrong for sayin anything on nl

i hope others learn from this

your dammed if u do crucified if u dont

u just want to no what exactly happened between them

understandable- that doesnt make ts any less of a criminal, or does he have to rob a bank for u people to see it??

in fact i dunno why i came back here i sooooo done!!

You've said this at least 20 times now.   Infact you have way more posts here than the protagonists.  

apparently platti is wrong for sayin anything on nl

nobody said she's wrong for saying anything on nl.

you're misreading the situation and getting emotional.

abi you don fall for the seeker too?

chic2pimp:

This thread is getting sillier by the day
Are peeps on NL this jobless?

triple jobless!! i need a job!!

davidylan:

You've said this at least 20 times now.   Infact you have way more posts here than the protagonists.  

ive said it abt nl sef!! i keep comin back!!

over and ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut!!