If you are fond of doing more than half of these, then realise you are unfit to be here.


Signs that you may be a complete and utter fucking slowpoke, and that you're just not fit to run any social media accounts:

#1 Ad Hominem - you attack a person's character, instead of the argument.

#2 Stonewalling - you refuse to engage once it becomes glaringly apparent that you're just not as smart as you thought you were.

#3 Belligerence - the only way you can get your misinformed opinion heard is by becoming hostile and shrieking like a halfwit.

#4 Straw Man - instead of attacking the actual argument, you make up another, easily-defeatable one to attack instead. One that your opponent had no intention of defending in the first place.

#5 Guilt By Association - you attack an individual or group simply based on their association with another individual or group.

#6 False Dichotomy - you attempt to limit your opponent's choices down to two - black-or-white, this-or-that, either-or - when there are, in fact, many more options to choose from. Because life is not just black or white, you fuckwit.

#7 Slippery Slope - you base your argument on the imaginary, unsupported "fact" that one benign event will inevitably lead to an extreme one. This is rarely the case, and rarer still - you have no concrete proof that this extreme will ever occur.

#8 Circular Argument - when your bitch ass just repeats itself over and over and over again, as if somehow, moronically, you'll get different results.

#9 Hasty Generalization - you are quick to assume, stereotype, form unwarranted conclusions, overstate or make exaggerated statements without a shred of evidence to support them.

#10 Tu Quoque - you attempt to distract from the argument by being a spineless coward and constantly and erroneously pointing out hypocrisy in the opponent. Asshole, you will not deflect criticism away from yourself by accusing the other person of the same problem or something comparable. Grow up.

#11 Argumentum Ad Verecundiam - you can only cite your Mommy as evidence for whatever bullshit argument you're attempting to give, and dismiss any and all concrete evidence against it. Because Mooooooommy says...

#12 Ad Pasiones - like a fucking snake, you appeal to the emotions or prejudices of a certain group, despite being logically unsound, to back you up

#13 Bandwagon - you assume that something is true, or right, or good, just because other sheep agree with it. You have not put in the effort to research opposing views on the topic, you have not formed cogent opinions and you have not proven a single thing.

Then most nairalanders are unfit to be on social media

MhizAJ:
Then most nairalanders are unfit to be on social media

Have done one or two myself. But if it becomes a constant thing about you, then yes, you are unfit to be on any forum.

Philosophy...Logic

We are humans with different characters afterall..

Our differences are just how we learned to react or respond