1. Dolphins

They are really great animals, one of Man’s best aquatic friend. Our friends have got it big.

Waiting for the remaining 9 weird rods of nature

2. Tortoise

They may be our slow friends but trust me they got it big.

3. Whale

Good luck to their female counterparts!

4. Pig

Here we have our dirt-loving friends

5. Dogs

Some of our friends got it big, some like needles. Would you agree it’s weird?

you go fear

6. Elephant

I guess it’s a fair joystick/body volume ratio

7. Zebras

They are big contenders for the horses I guess

8. Horse

You’d believe their weirdness lies in their size.

9. Echidnas

They are spiny ant eaters with four-headed joysticks. You read that correctly; when an echidna is having disgusting sex with a lady, two of its heads do nothing while the other two shoot a double-whammy of semen.

10. Duck

Here comes the spiral pipe

11. Snakes.

Very weird, looks like an urchin

daewoorazer:
1. Dolphins

They are really great animals, one of Man’s best aquatic friend. Our friends have got it big.

Dolphins are super weird, they can fall in love with humans and be sexually attracted to a lady (human)

Have you ever heard of the "the girl who could talk to dolphins"?
Like this particular dolphin was so much in love with this lady, that he only had a boner when she was around and tried to mount her on different occasions, he acted indifferently towards other female dolphins.
He's surge of urges hindered their research so she heard to *coughs* ...relieve the dolphins with her hands. Yes you read that right, she gave the dolphins series of hand jobs. So when the research ended, their "relationship" had to end, this was bad news for our lovesick dolphin. Few weeks after she left, she was informed that poor Romeo had committed suicide.

Aren't they one crazy bunch?

Can lalasticlala tell us why snake has the weirdest of all?

Or probably caption what’s happening with the male nigga here...

Orga..

Tadeknkeepcalm:

Dolphins are super weird, they can fall in love with humans and be sexually attracted to a lady (human)

Have you ever heard of the "the girl who could talk to dolphins"?
Like this particular dolphin was so much in love with this lady, that he only had a boner when she was around and tried to mount her on different occasions, he acted indifferently towards other female dolphins.
He's surge of urges hindered their research so she heard to *coughs* ...relieve the dolphins with her hands. Yes you read that right, she gave the dolphins series of hand jobs. So when the research ended, their "relationship" had to end, this was bad news for our lovesick dolphin. Few weeks after she left, she was informed that poor Romeo had committed suicide.

Aren't they one crazy bunch?

Are you for real?

daewoorazer:


Are you for real?

Real real real

Tadeknkeepcalm:

Dolphins are super weird, they can fall in love with humans and be sexually attracted to a lady (human)

Have you ever heard of the "the girl who could talk to dolphins"?
Like this particular dolphin was so much in love with this lady, that he only had a boner when she was around and tried to mount her on different occasions, he acted indifferently towards other female dolphins.
He's surge of urges hindered their research so she heard to *coughs* ...relieve the dolphins with her hands. Yes you read that right, she gave the dolphins series of hand jobs. So when the research ended, their "relationship" had to end, this was bad news for our lovesick dolphin. Few weeks after she left, she was informed that poor Romeo had committed suicide.

Aren't they one crazy bunch?

I have always known they are very intelligent, I never knew they brain was this advance