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| Understanding Engineers by Labans(m): 2:43pm On Mar 10, 2007 |
Understanding Engineers - Take One: Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, Minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway." Understanding Engineers - Take Two To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Understanding Engineers - Take Three A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a Particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept Golf!" The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with Him." He said, "Hello, George! What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?" Understanding Engineers - Take Four What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets Understanding Engineers - Take Five The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The Graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The Graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The Graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?" Understanding Engineers - Take Six Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?" Understanding Engineers - Take Seven Normal people believe that if it isn't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it isn't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. |
| Re: Understanding Engineers by earthrealm(m): 9:24am On Mar 11, 2008 |
dude, thats a very good one, u try well well |
| Re: Understanding Engineers by segunpc(m): 11:58am On Mar 11, 2008 |
3 gbosas for labans. |
| Re: Understanding Engineers by abelix(m): 12:18pm On Mar 11, 2008 |
i a,m an engineer and i really take an exception to this , who am i kidding ,i love the joke men you are the bomb |
| Re: Understanding Engineers by ayusman16(m): 12:50pm On Mar 11, 2008 |
abelix: What kind of Engineer ar u? Mechanic engineer, electrician engineer, vulcaniser engineer or bricklayer engineer? |
| Re: Understanding Engineers by olulu(m): 1:39pm On Mar 11, 2008 |
@poster u da bommmmb men  ayusman16: crazy boy, lol |
| Re: Understanding Engineers by ThugLife1(m): 10:18pm On Mar 11, 2008 |
uhm |
| Re: Understanding Engineers by TOYOSI20(f): 7:35am On Mar 12, 2008 |
Love it.  |
| Re: Understanding Engineers by Rebellious(f): 7:39am On Mar 12, 2008 |
I think engineers are cool people and I should know. |
| Re: Understanding Engineers by folly69(m): 10:29am On Mar 12, 2008 |
nice jokes |
| Re: Understanding Engineers by clemcykul(f): 4:30pm On Mar 12, 2008 |
engineers ffor sure they knoe how to screw with their screwdrivers |
| Re: Understanding Engineers by tufe(m): 5:13pm On Mar 12, 2008 |
that thing too long i no get that patience |
| Re: Understanding Engineers by ituen(m): 11:35pm On Mar 13, 2008 |
Tufe take time read am cos its cool well well |
| Re: Understanding Engineers by Nobody: 2:37am On Mar 14, 2008 |
@post nice  ayusman16:rotflmsbo |
| Re: Understanding Engineers by ituen(m): 5:33am On Mar 14, 2008 |
;d |
| Re: Understanding Engineers by Labans(m): 4:43pm On Mar 15, 2008 |
Hey! Thank ya' all 4 da comments, U Guys r indeed simply wonderful, Catch ya, |
| Re: Understanding Engineers by ituen(m): 11:14pm On Mar 16, 2008 |
OK, Now ur happy, take some sugar candies and zoom off |
| Re: Understanding Engineers by clemcykul(f): 2:34pm On Mar 17, 2008 |
the one wey u steal? |
| Re: Understanding Engineers by ituen(m): 5:53am On Mar 18, 2008 |
from YOu, my master |
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