NeeKlaus:
15 seconds of my life I can't get back.

Gofwane:
If she eventually win that money, shi-shi you no go see, toto you no go get
Instead she go block you on Facebook and WhatsApp till the next time she needs your help. No be naija girls, na their way be that.

wjxavier:
Calling all aprokos!!! Coman Year gist.

The day I saw this girl on Facebook, I was chilling with a friend.

It was love at first sight.

I told my friend "See baaaaabe!"

"Walahi, if she answer me, I go wife am straight. She no go see her next period ah sweh!!!"

Alas, she turned me down.

E pain me ehn... my friend was teasing me. "Wey dat ya Beb nah"

Over time, I'd forget.

Then she got married.

All hope lost.

I kukuma face my hustle.

Then she slid inbox this year asking for my help.

Her son was in the Pears Baby contest.

What could I have done?

I sha voted and shared.

She slid into my inbox again today...I mean the girl who turned me down in 2012 to marry fine boy.

Someone asked me the last time if I still love her.

An average non-hypocrite like me has the balls to admit I can't quite un-love people, right?

So yea...I still love her..even though she's now this multi-gravid soccer mom, legally shining another man's Kongo.

Yuk.

Anyhoo...

Here's the news. Her son won, thanks to your votes.

He's now in the second stage, needing your votes again.

If you were aproko enough to read this far, please help this my ex-who-never-was win the prize for her fine ass son.

Simply click the link below and share with your friends and family after voting.

https://www.cussonsbaby.com.ng/campaign/cbm5-top-500/entry?id=389471

If you read without voting, I'll send some crazy traffic jam your way this evening on your way from work.

If you do VOTE, I'll give you my bestselling ebook ZERO CAPITAL: How To Start ANY Business in Nigeria Without Capital, Begging Relatives, or Painful Bank Loans

Chai! The things we do for loveeeeee.

Oya goan vote before I change my mind. TODAY ONLY.

AFTER VOTING, INBOX Nafisat(at)cabalfood.com. You'll get the ebook instantly.

https://www.cussonsbaby.com.ng/campaign/cbm5-top-500/entry?id=389471

ItzChinnex:
Op, your brain need serious surgery. Why you dey allow woman way done move on control you like toy? And please, respect yourself and stop doing like mugu while chatting with her. I dey shame for you.

And one thing more, I am not voting.

912:

Youth of nowadays! Everything must be about sexual gratification Na wa o. This sex Don dey control people brain finish. So because he won't get to sleep with the married woman after everything he shouldn't help out. Dude there is more to life than sex

GeeString:
OP, Ab○kis have exchanged your brain for cedis

marvin905:
i dont get

Ebuka007:
my data is zipping.

Earthspilgrim:
lol, anyways, if you don't want to help him, help me


my people come see fine pikin, click on the link below to reveal a pretty little girl,

https://www.cussonsbaby.com.ng/campaign/cbm5-top-500/entry?id=389725

if you agree she is beautiful please click vote
abeg share with your family and friends
God bless
RYANation



Click o,

Gofwane:
yeah you are absolutely correct, there's more to life but that doesn't mean you should allow yourself to be used anyhow by people for their own gain.

femi4:
A lot of people won't vote cos your first impression is repulsive

femi4:
A lot of people won't vote cos your first impression is repulsive

ItzChinnex:
Op, your brain need serious surgery. Why you dey allow woman way done move on control you like toy? And please, respect yourself and stop doing like mugu while chatting with her. I dey shame for you.

And one thing more, I am not voting.

Kobicove:


It actually took more than 15 seconds to reed the story...but it was worth it

wjxavier:
I didn't vote Buhari. You did. So you see who traded brains?

wjxavier:
How much has Seun paid you for generating content for him? Gifwane.

Why don't you ask him for sex?

wjxavier:
Is it ya move?

The one wey still dey your life, wey you dey share with Alhaji nko?