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Men V. Women At Atms by Free(f): 1:37am On Mar 12, 2007 |
MEN: 1. Pull up to Automatic Drive Through Cash Machine 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number 4. Take cash, card and receipt WOMEN: 1. Pull up to Automatic Drive Through Cash Machine 2. Check makeup in rearview mirror 3. Shut off engine 4. Put keys in handbag 5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine 6. Hunt for card in handbag 7. Insert card 8. Hunt in handbag for old receipt with PIN number written on it. 9. Enter PIN number 10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes 11. Hit "cancel" 12. Re-enter correct PIN number 13. Check balance 14. Look for deposit envelope 15. Look in handbag for pen 16. Make out deposit slip 17. Sign cheques 18. Make deposit 19. Study instructions 20. Make cash withdrawal 21. Get in car 22. Check makeup 23. Look for keys. 24. Start car 25. Check makeup 26. Start pulling away 27. STOP 28. Back up to machine 29. Get out of car 30. Take card and receipt 31. Get back in car 32. Put card in wallet 33. Put receipt in chequebook 34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in chequebook 35. Clear area in handbag for wallet and chequebook 36. Check makeup 37. Put car in reverse gear 38. Put car in drive 39. Drive away from machine 40. Travel 3 miles 41. Release handbrake lmao |
Re: Men V. Women At Atms by phatboisly(m): 3:49pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
you're too damn funny and the crazy thing is that they actually do all that and say that men are "inefficient" |
Re: Men V. Women At Atms by Free(f): 12:14am On Mar 14, 2007 |
lol women we be too much |
Re: Men V. Women At Atms by Maneater1(f): 12:51pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
good one |
Re: Men V. Women At Atms by dflash(f): 4:38pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
am exhausted! |
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