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Revenge For Hitting My Dogs by AqRiUsAge(f): 5:39pm On May 06, 2010
She spat in his cup of water and watched him drink every last drop of it.
I dipped his beef pattie in dog urine, and smeared it with dog vomit
I can smell the mixed aroma of his cooking in the air.
Nothing has ever smelt better.

Sometimes, people hate you for nothing
And till you do something to wrong them
No matter how little and petty it may be
You feel good, knowing that now, at least, they have a reason.

Miss Celie, I feel you!
So, hate on, brova! Hate on!
I feel you Miss Celie!
Now you do have a good reason to hate me.

Next time, I just might add some dog dung in it
I was going to, but the dogs' bowels wouldnt move
Next time, I just might add some dog dung in it
But wait, there wont be a next time
In a short moment from now, me and my dogs will be leaving.

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