1).. If you have a yellow teeth, consider it a blessing and ursef
lucky coz I can see the MTN ntwrk locating ur teeth 4 MTN
advert... Isn't that great
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2).. In Nigeria we don't say "you are dark and ugly", we say
"are you from Ghana Full stop.....
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3).. Nigeria has really changed everything. Imagine mai maths
teacher telling me dat 1 + 1 = 4.. Asked him 2 explain en he
said "previously,(I was looking at him) during goodluck
Jonathan's regime, 1 + 1 = 2 but now, its buhari's regime and a
different thing as well, so 1 + 1 = 4(still looking
at him) . He is really smart, isn't he Only fools will disagree
He shud be shipped 2 # yabaleft immediately
# fools!!!
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4).. Lipstick is only made for girls with small lips, the girls
wit big mouth, big lips can use "roll-on"....
Hope am clear!
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5).. Dating a slim girl is good, I mean, its not bad until she
removes her cloth and you discover she use belt to hold her
pant.
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6).. Some girls dat I knw will wear 1 pant for 5days and when
they want to sit down on a chair , dey will clean it up..
See, ur stupidity demands 31days crusade
Theme: The battle agnst dirty pants
Time: 11pm till 5am
Venue: five star hotel port Harcourt
............ Hrhebheheb... Hai sai ratata bobobokokokohar
aaaamu.. The prophet speaks!!! ... # fadalawd av mercy.
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7).. Nigeria is the only place where someone would mistakenly
hit u in de crowd and the next thing is for u to check ur "carrot"
if its still there .
Only Nigerians will understand..
Naija I hail ooo!!!!
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.. If all he does is to make u cry ... Mai dear ur dating an
ONION... .
Only For daters ooo coz am among d SSS... Nt "state security
service" oo bt "singles still searching"
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9).. An Hausa girl asked me "hu cheats most in a relationship ?
A femail or a mail
I told her "E-mail.. Gmail.. Post office... ...
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10).. A Nigerian girl said she loves me that I can look into her
eyes to confirm...... I looked straight and deep only to see
NEPA BILL, FUEL PRICE... ... Nigerians!!!!
# Economy_bad .....
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11).. How many of you know that the word "OLODO" means a
good thing if you turn ur phone upside down .......
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12).. I know some olodo will try it...
Mtchewww!!!!! I cannot go and comman be killing myself
explaining to u people....
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