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How To Propose To A Girl by hollandis(f): 2:12am On May 07, 2010 |
Take her to sea, Tell her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat. |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by Gabry(f): 2:53am On May 07, 2010 |
^^ LOL!!! This is funny ! |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by 190: 3:18am On May 07, 2010 |
hollandis:but show her some sharks swimming around 1st cos if u try that with gabry she would simply risk it and swim off so show her some sharks swimming around 1st, |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by hollandis(f): 3:29am On May 07, 2010 |
lol |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by 190: 3:47am On May 07, 2010 |
^^ its true, No matter what gabry would still swim!! |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by Willyblinks(m): 6:21am On May 07, 2010 |
in such a case u'll only get her to say yes but she will never keep her yes. |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by Sonofpeace(m): 8:45am On May 07, 2010 |
Senseless Nonesense! |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by Gabry(f): 11:24am On May 07, 2010 |
190: HMMM!!!!! I go grab the shark and shove it in your arsehole make him fit disvi>rgin you fullll. . . . |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by kodylicky(f): 1:42pm On May 07, 2010 |
Gabry:gal u harsh ooo @op nice one |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by 190: 2:23pm On May 07, 2010 |
Gabry:lol we all know wat a shark does 2 human beings~ and besides i have since lost my virginity since 1902, during the tyme of your great grand fathers!! |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by Gabry(f): 2:31pm On May 07, 2010 |
kody-licky: Hey gurl, long time! Where have u been? Yes naa cause 190 started it first on other threads. 190: Correction! U lost your virginity in 1902 on your koko and not on your arsehole so now confirm the shark go disvirgined u in the arsehole |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by 190: 2:53pm On May 07, 2010 |
Gabry:com'on gurl we are grown ups! add me on fb immediately! |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by kodylicky(f): 2:55pm On May 07, 2010 |
@ Gaby i ve been around NL sha doing more of reading than posting anyway dont mind 190 he is just a trouble shooter |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by Olamummy1: 3:00pm On May 07, 2010 |
Hun |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by Gabry(f): 3:00pm On May 07, 2010 |
190: FB? Wetin FB? For whia FB? i thought we are enemies? Are you havin Babalawo at your side to juju me abi? kody-licky: Trouble shooter or trouble maker? |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by kodylicky(f): 3:11pm On May 07, 2010 |
Trouble shooter or trouble maker? [quote][/quote] whichever one u choose, if it has "trouble" as the first word then u ve found 190 |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by Gabry(f): 3:13pm On May 07, 2010 |
kody-licky: LOL! U are right! If I go see him in real life, I swear I would pluck out his ballz, skin it alive and wrap it on his head make him use it as his hat for church! |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by Olamummy1: 3:15pm On May 07, 2010 |
Simlpy tel her ur mind: How; You:Lindy, i hv a very important something i want frm u Lindy: Tell m wat it is You:Pls b4 i fire on, promise u will give m Lindy: If i hv it, sure i will. You: Sure you hv it and it is very simple and harmless Lindy: Alright go on and ask. You: With seriousness u will say it U i want, pls say u do. Lindy:Wat's all these u are saying, i am sure u don't mean it. You: I mean every word i dish out of my mouth and i am ready stay by my words You: Try to make her undersand how you feel with seriousness and some kind of mind softening words. e.g little joke Whatever she says will determine how you will present ur own point. Try it and let m hv a feedback. Bye 4 now |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by Nobody: 4:09pm On May 07, 2010 |
tell her to open her pant! it's a command! u must OPEN! tell her like that |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by Pweety4me(f): 4:17pm On May 07, 2010 |
^EhN? |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by silvaspecs: 5:42pm On May 07, 2010 |
OK, After all the Beefs and Hook-ups, HOW DO I PROPOSE 2 A GAL NA?? |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by kcblast(m): 6:26pm On May 07, 2010 |
use ur male instinct. |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by bighead1(m): 11:55pm On May 07, 2010 |
gabry that was harsh of u so u wanted to shove the shark up his arshole |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by Gabry(f): 2:32am On May 08, 2010 |
big head: No be so naaa. I know the shark is in love with him |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by bighead1(m): 12:11am On May 09, 2010 |
Gabry: u r making me crack ma ribs |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by Gabry(f): 1:53am On May 09, 2010 |
big head: Pele naa. I didnt mean to |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by chrysolite(m): 2:55am On May 09, 2010 |
There's no specific way.If u r true, u'll c a way. |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by queeneve: 3:49am On May 13, 2010 |
A smart woman will say YES and dump you when she reach dry land, Whistling! |
Re: How To Propose To A Girl by Tattooboy: 5:54am On May 13, 2010 |
@poster, you posted it this in the JOKE section. |
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