billynoni:
Fish brain

My brother u r 100% right
Who plays with such expensive joke.

NwaOhafia:
Stupid woman.
This is what ibibio calls "ngbon toro"
Hausa calls it "wawan wasa"
Igbo calls it "iberibe"

Yoruba calls it
Ode jati jati

Expensive joke,a joke that breach the trust of your partner,a joke that cause signficant pounds flesh and make your home love diminished like a car take out of showroom,turn you to a trash..You can imagine upon all appealed he insisted on DNA test.ls she going to foot the bill? Cockcroach brain at work!

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engrjacuzzi:
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lol

This April fool may turn her to a fool

Omoapena:


Yoruba calls it
Ode jati jati

Bros I have only stayed in Lagos for 6 months, if not i would have given the yoruba version

When we say some ladies are immatured , they will say na lie

My wife did something like dis by planning it with her brother staying with us that she wanna divorce me. Mennn all hell broke loose and it ended so ugly. Took her on the date the next day to make up for it and I gat to fix the door I broke

NwaOhafia:

Bros I have only stayed in Lagos for 6 months, if not i would have given the yoruba version

6months is too long to learn the whole of yoruba.

Prolly u didn't intend to learn it

Hmmm..
Na God save una...

Oniranu! Na that kind matter person dey carry do April food

This isn't April fool anymore but April Oloriburuku

and she let him walk out the door with fake news loaded. What if he returned with an AR-15.

carinmom:
These kinds of pranks are uncalled for, I've never played this stupid prank in my entire life because some lies no matter how insignificant they may seem could lead to destructions of great magnitude.

Why?

Stop being polite. She should be offered as sacrifice to banished gods

GloriaNinja:
SHE IS STUPID FOR PLAYING SUCH APRIL FOOL PRANK.

But that's an expensive one

Who April fool EPP?

NwaAmaikpe:




The woman is a cheating ho
and her husband is a fool to believe that it was only a prank.

Because like Eminem rightly said;
"...a lot of truth is said in jest."

Now u got me with the Eminem part... that's a dude I respect so much.. one of my fave lines too!

K

Flashh:
OK!
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I've always told guys one thing, if you must stay in marriage, you must persevere and learn to be silent what ever the punishment u dish out on her make sure it's private if u want to know a woman's secret u will end up deaf, blind, and dumb

Damn you dont make jokes about your child's paternity. Not in this world where so many men have found out their children are not biologically theirs. She's lucky her marriage was saved.... mtchewww 23 years is a little bit too immature for marriage, how could she joke about such a thing though

Wow, she's so lucky to have a gentle husband, if not all her face for don swell

You are lucky to be alive to share your testimony. Some men would have used the fork in their hand to comot you tongue. Now u have opened yourself to unnecessary suspicion. The man go do the DNA for several hospitals every six month just to be sure that the results is not another April fool.

Stupid joke.

Joke's on you. Fool

Imagine pranking your wife you have another family outside, that marriage is good as dead because you cant convince her that its a lie and she would suspect you for the rest of the marriage. Some pranks are so expensive.

Reference:
and she let him walk out the door with fake news loaded. What if he returned with an AR-15.

I smell lies, aren't you supposed to tell the person april fools at somepoint yet she let him walk out the door and leave for the whole day

april fool story from punch ?

She's certainly thinking of turning that joke to reality some day. The husband had better be careful.
And for her, she has just made herself a suspect for a very long time to come.

She's a crazy woman.

"If you can think it, you can do it".

April foolishness!