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If U Were The Lady Or Guy What Will You Do? by tetede: 10:04am On Mar 14, 2007 |
You are at a wedding , You are a total Diva , The best dress, a perfect hairdo, You fall in love with an invited guest , You get secret looks the entire night, On the dance floor, he's by your side constantly, and he dances like a god, You are the couple of the evening, The anticipated moment has arrived for all single women, The bride is about to throw the bouquet, You are first in line, in a strategic position, Once there, you wait for the right moment, You look at him sensually, and with your eyes you tell him, If I catch the bouquet, I Will Marry You! And then, the moment you've been waitin g for, The bride throws the bouquet, He doesn't stop looking at you, You jump like never before to catch the bouquet, Your arms stretched out, Your hands open, And suddenly,
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Re: If U Were The Lady Or Guy What Will You Do? by jbuoy(m): 5:06am On Mar 15, 2007 |
if i was the guy, i wuld either keep staring at those things or cover them up with a handkerchief. |
Re: If U Were The Lady Or Guy What Will You Do? by baby4u2(f): 4:21am On Mar 16, 2007 |
i would bury myself, lol |
Re: If U Were The Lady Or Guy What Will You Do? by Free(f): 4:28am On Mar 16, 2007 |
ooh dat sucks |
Re: If U Were The Lady Or Guy What Will You Do? by wanks(m): 7:55am On Mar 16, 2007 |
do my best to cover them quick and get her out of there for about fifteen minutes before bringing her back. but u ladies should really watch what u wear |
Re: If U Were The Lady Or Guy What Will You Do? by loladebabe: 2:20pm On Mar 16, 2007 |
i will just die instantly and wake when am about to be buried. but trust me i can wear that |
Re: If U Were The Lady Or Guy What Will You Do? by trendy(f): 2:44pm On Mar 16, 2007 |
so much for catching a bouquet |
Re: If U Were The Lady Or Guy What Will You Do? by Nikegenius(f): 3:30pm On Mar 16, 2007 |
Thats so so so funny. Cant stop laughing |
Re: If U Were The Lady Or Guy What Will You Do? by trendy(f): 3:35pm On Mar 16, 2007 |
yeah! i pray such does not happen to me, nikegenius i know u from somewhere, lol. |
Re: If U Were The Lady Or Guy What Will You Do? by richo(m): 11:05am On Mar 17, 2007 |
men her boobs look like dogs own |
Re: If U Were The Lady Or Guy What Will You Do? by Free(f): 2:47am On Mar 18, 2007 |
lmao |
Re: If U Were The Lady Or Guy What Will You Do? by iice(f): 9:43am On Mar 18, 2007 |
Re: If U Were The Lady Or Guy What Will You Do? by puker(m): 7:22pm On Mar 18, 2007 |
By grabibg the flower she just asked the man to grab her big boobs> |
Re: If U Were The Lady Or Guy What Will You Do? by odada(m): 10:09pm On Mar 18, 2007 |
Hello!looks like i av seen this same lady some where ahh yes!shes at the sexuality forum of nairaland under the same topic! |
Re: If U Were The Lady Or Guy What Will You Do? by lalaboi(m): 10:11pm On Mar 18, 2007 |
its a piri! |
Re: If U Were The Lady Or Guy What Will You Do? by trendy(f): 11:29am On Mar 19, 2007 |
this is the worst thing that can happen |
Re: If U Were The Lady Or Guy What Will You Do? by gee2(m): 5:16pm On Mar 19, 2007 |
I go jaa, sharp sharp, shey na me send her make she wear that kain cloth |
Re: If U Were The Lady Or Guy What Will You Do? by Nikegenius(f): 5:23pm On Mar 19, 2007 |
@ TRENDY Hi Trendy. Its possible we've met. May I know ur name or just mail me on Thanks. |
Re: If U Were The Lady Or Guy What Will You Do? by sirbio(m): 6:29pm On Mar 19, 2007 |
that realy nice, its good to be reminded of how GOD created us |
Re: If U Were The Lady Or Guy What Will You Do? by funty(f): 6:52pm On Mar 19, 2007 |
LMAO!!! if i were her, i'll go underground good one though |
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