If ANYONE who attacks Switzerland, congratulations! He may activate an extra mission in the “Earth Online” game in Hell Mode.

There are notifications on his screen:

[SYSTEM] Player [You] attack Switzerland, Switzerland lost Bleep points of HP.

[SYSTEM] The UN Security Counsel commenced the CALL OF DUTY mini-game.

[SYSTEM] Player USA has joined the team.

[SYSTEM] Player Russia has joined the team.

[SYSTEM] Player China has joined the team.

[SYSTEM] Player UK has joined the team.

[SYSTEM] Player France has joined the team.

[SYSTEM] Player Japan, Germany, Italy, South Korea, Canada, Australia, Brazil, India… has joined the Reserves Team.

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Player USA send Aircraft Carrier Battle Group x10 to your open seas, Vice Admiral Donald Trump on the bridge.

Player USA send F-22 Raptor x100 to your air space, commanded by Ace pilot George.W. Bush in person.

Player Russia standing by for launching Topol-M ICBMs x1000 towards your territory, but the former KGB boss, amateur boxer and Judo lover Vladimir Putin himself and his fellow polar bears x3 will challenge you in person as a warm-up.

Player China mobilizing PLA Army Troops x1,000,000 near your border, another 100,000,000 men in reserve, another 1,000,000,000 people making weapons. The number may not so accurate because they also don’t know the true figure.

Player UK sending Boris Johnson to be the Mayor of your capital city and it’s not the worst thing.

Player UK embargo Durex and Jissbon items to your country, OMFG!

Player France embargo all Louis Vuitton, Chanel, Hermes, Givenchy, Dior, YSL, Jean Paul Gaultier, Lanvin, Agnes B, Lancome, Balenciaga, Cartier, Du Pont, to your country. Because you are worse than Kim Jong-um, No Way!

Player Australia send Australians x100 to hold an alcohol drinking competition with your country, the rule is who drunk the first wins.

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[SYSTEM] GAME OVER

Server restarting …



https://www.quora.com/What-would-happen-if-a-country-tried-to-invade-declared-war-on-Switzerland

Association of world bullies.