Imagine Mark Zuckerberg were to appear to testify before the national Assembly in the ongoing investigation of Facebook data breach scandal.
Oh well I imagine it in memes
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A night before the testimony, a group of rented crowds from mpape and gwagwalada will be ready on ground close to the national Assembly holding placards with inscriptions as; "Live Mark Nsukkabag alone" "This is Witch-hunt" "Our son is innocent".

On the day of hearing, Mark Zuckerberg will be entering the National Assembly like:

As the session opens, the national anthem will be sung by all attending senators and Honourables with the opening prayer said by Christian and a Muslim House of Rep Member.

Immediately Mark Zuckerberg makes his way into the hall, Lawmakers will give him a standing ovation except Senator Ben Bruce and Senator Sehu Sani, because both of then feel: "After all, Mark Zuckerberg is not new to us & we're also popular on Twitter."

... Meanwhile, Senators from Kebbi & Kogi state are looking at Mark Zuckerberg like; "Who is this one again?"

So the question begins...
Senator Dino Melaye takes the floor and starts by asking; "Young man, i heard you're the owner of Twitter. Please how can i upload videos that are longer than 2 minutes, 20 seconds?'

I can hear someone whispering; "Facebook Not Twitter you idiot."

Senate President Bukola Saraki deeply disappointed, but of course Senator Dino Melaye is his Padi so he look at him like:

Honourable Darlington Nwokocha from Isiala Ngwa North/South Constituency takes the next question; "Bia Mark I hereby confer on you the title of Eze Gburugburu 1 of Isiala, but ehen Ngwa, how much is it to join Facebook?"

Senator Ben Bruce; "Mark can you tell this Honourable gathering how much Facebook is worth currently."

Mark Zuckerberg: "Well, as at last evaluation, Facebook is worth 64 Billion Dollars."

Lawmakers:

Lawmakers from South Eastern Nigeria are there wondering how stupid that thing called Facebook can be worth 64 Billion Dollars.

So, they begin to do calculations in Naira.

On hearing the worth of Facebook, Femi Adeshina & Garba Shehu begin to run to the office to prepare a press statement on how Buhari Administration has helped Facebook reach 64 Billion Dollars net worth between 2015-2018 & also connect it to President Buhari's re election.

Senator David Mark who honestly has never said anything in the senate since 2015, was busy wondering; "How can this guy be worth that much and hes not even a senator?"

Means only one thing; Nigerian Senators are underpaid"

Senator Gbenga Ashafa, however, is only interested in how Facebook can enhance the railway sector.

Senator Ahmed Sani Yerima stands up to ask: "Please Mark, does your company policy allow 13 year old girls to sign up on Facebook?"

All the while the session was ongoing, Senator Ben Bruce was busy tweeting as usual and replying his mentions.

While all this was going on, Tolu Ogunlesi was busy trying to reach Bank Omisore on the phone to see if they can get Mark Zuckerberg to visit President Buhari in the villa as that will boost the president's ratings after the Naomi campbell thing backfired.

But of course, Bank was there looking at Tolu's phone-call like.

You tried sha