A guy woke up in the morning with a terrible hangover. Next to the bed was a couple of aspirins, a glass of water, and a note from his wife ? ?Honey, there?s a hot breakfast waiting for you in the kitchen. Love, your wife?. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He stumbles into the bathroom and notices a huge black eye. After shaving, he goes to the kitchen, and sees that the hall mirror is broken too.

His son is in the kitchen and as he?s eating his huge breakfast the guy asks the son what all this is about.

Well, last night you came home drunk off your backside, stumbled into the mirror and hit your head on the doorknob. Mom helped you to bed, and as she?s trying to get your pants off you kicked her away and said ?get off me lady, I?m married?.

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kilode na?

Arrange ur face well abi u don shayo ni

Where is the joke

Studio shayo na naughty person

No mind him

abeg make una no derail this thread,

and if una no fit see the joke, make una just jump the thread pass,
haterz una dey hear?

^^^no mind them,d joke try small

Very dry,

post your own lets see if u sabi use your BRAIN

Cant find d joke.

??

dry joke

haters stop hating









A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.

"What's the matter?" he was asked.

He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right."

"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"

"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor.

no mind me, u try sha

i dnt get d jokes. . . . . .disappointed jawe.

yawns

Abbygyal:

i dnt get d jokes. . . . . .disappointed jawe.

what do u mean guy is it that u cant think? then u most be joking.
let me explain.
the patient was afraid because if the nurse should consoled the Doctor that means the patient has limited chance of surviving.
this joke is one of the bomb.

flexystar:

what do u mean guy is it that u cant think? then u most be joking.
let me explain.
the patient was afraid because if the nurse should consoled the Doctor that means the patient has limited chance of surviving.
this joke is one of the bomb.

u saying i cnt think was uncalled for, aunty. . .
i meant the first joke

. .dissapointed

ABBYGUL,

shattap hard tough gurl, if u no understand the joke, fly comot for road go continue with your plate washing jor.




flexystar, Lolll
thanks for appreciating my joke u be better person





those of una wey no dey fit do without hating, i no open this thread for una, u guyz should stop derailing this thread wey i create specially for matured minds wey sabi read and understand something

just jump am pass if u no dey fit understand wetin u read, Thank you

Studio CFR:

ABBYGUL,

shattap hard tough gurl, if u no understand the joke, fly comot for road go continue with your plate washing jor.

kmt. . . . i get dishwasher for house. go figure! lol just shut up

the jokes try a tiny little bit at least i smiled.

some people here needs a re-branding.

i get hot temper, infact i go wound somebody o

Studio CFR still didn't get the 1st joke o! <looks furtively around>

Ok, so the drunk guy kicks his wife and yet she prepares a huge breakfast for him

<dashes for cover under the table, >

Jambite like you,
keep reading the joke over and over again by the grace of god u fit understand

More jokes, pls.

how much are we talking bout mehn?, i worked so hard to put this jokes together

here try this joke

…, ”a really ugly girl walked into the doctors office because she thought that she had a disease.So she went to the office and the doctor said”if we really want to find out i will need you to strip please”.The lady stripped down completely and the doctor gave her a stern look and said”oh my this is not good at all”,he sighed.”whats wrong doctor”?im very sorry to say this but you have exzackery disease”.”Whats that”?Its when your face looks exzackery like your butt. LOL i made this one up two days ago.




jump am pass if the joke aint funny to you