Buhari’s New Cabinets And Their Real Portfolios.

1) Minister of illegal subsidy payments (Muhammadu Buhari)
2) Minister of Lies (Lai Mohammed)
3) Minister of Darkness (Raji Fashola)
4) Minister of Claiming Jonathan’s Achievements for Buhari (Rotimi Amaechi)
5) Minister of Defending Herdsmen (Mansur Dan-Ali)
6) Minister of Pencil Production (Ogbonnaya Onu)
7) Minister of Sending VIPS Abroad for Healthcare (Professor Adewole).
Minister of Borrowing and Phonetics (Kemi Adeosun)
9) Minister for Cattle Colony (Audu Ogbeh)
10) Minister for Covering Up The Truth About Maina and Defending Boko Haram (Abubakar Malami)
11) Inspector General of Herdsmen Protection (Idris)
12) Chief of Shiite Extermination (Buratai)
13) GMD of Northern Nigeria Petroleum Corporation (Baru)
14) Thief of Staff to the President (Abba Kyari)
Henchman of EFCC (Magu)
15) DG of Daura Security Services (Lawal Daura)
16) SSA Procurement of Fake Awards (Abike Dabiri)
17) The show SA Propaganda (Femi Adesina)
18) The Real SA Propaganda (Garba Shehu) -

-Reno Omokri.

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