Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions.
don't forget to answer number 9#
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1. Someone calls you at 2:am in the
night and ask
you "are you sleeping?"
Ans: no, I’m picking beans.
2. You're making out with a girl then you
start
pulling her pants then she asks;
what are you trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you.
3. They see you coming out of the
bathroom, wet;
''did you just have a bath?''
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of the
elevator on
the ground floor.going to your office, yet
they ask
are you going up?''
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come
down and meet me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home with a
bunch of flowers and you.still asks him;
''are those
flowers?''
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!
6. You're in the queue at the
cinema to buy tickets, a friend.see's.you
and ask;
''what are you.doing here?''
Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees!
7. When people see you lying
down with your eyes closed, they still
ask; ''are you sleeping?''
Ans: No! I'm practicing to die.
8. You went to a restaurant n the waiter
asks you:
''Plz can I get you a table?''
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the floor.
9. Are you reading this post?

Source: Nigerian Online Community

No I dey wash my fone with soap

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Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions. don't forget to answer number 9#
9. Are you reading this post?
Source: Nigerian Online Community

No. I dey mop at it.