What's the worst excuse you've gotten from someone that cheated?

There are two classical excuses, the first is "The problem is not you, it is me, you deserve someone better" once chic drop this line she has moved ahead and want you to not feel bad. Mine was when, my chic I thought I was dating started seeing someone else I was busy making international call, not knowing another international guy was busy sampling my pussy easily. Girls are really scum. When I asked her she said I left her, so coz I couldn't be by her side it was a problem

Go and find something worthwhile to do!
Your relationship failed? Suck it down your throat, and don't come here to ask us incessant annoying questions like dummies! Do we look like dummies to you? Ehn?

You better take your time, stupid OP, else I invoke Obatala to come and smite your ass. Bleep that!

start with yours...

Well, I used f*ck and you online wags changed it to bleep. I just had to re-comment to refute it.

F*ck that!

UyaiIncomparabl:
Go and find something worthwhile to do!
Your relationship failed? Suck it down your throat, and don't come here to ask us incessant annoying questions like dummies! Do we look like dummies to you? Ehn?

You better take your time, stupid OP, else I invoke Obatala to come and smite your ass. Bleep that!

what's all these? its like you are a cheating asss hoe? lol why this simple question pain you like this?

Kyllahmc:
start with yours...

After taking him for his money's worth, I'll bet 0P's ex walked after telling him her only excuse was:

"IT WAS A COLD NIGHT !"

UyaiIncomparabl:
Go and find something worthwhile to do!
Your relationship failed? Suck it down your throat, and don't come here to ask us incessant annoying questions like dummies! Do we look like dummies to you? Ehn?

You better take your time, stupid OP, else I invoke Obatala to come and smite your ass. Bleep that!

Do u understand the topic at all
I mean did u even go to school
Your reply is like that of a tout

Temzygold:


Do u understand the topic at all
I mean did u even go to school
Your reply is like that of a tout

Hey Mama!
What's your wrong with yo, huhn?
I could read and comprehend that f*ck shit he typed. I'm just so tired of seeing em stupid questions recurring. And hey, if I hadn't acquired an education, would I have been able to relate as smooth as this? C'mon. Bleep that!

Kyllahmc:
what's all these? its like you are a cheating asss hoe? lol why this simple question pain you like this?

. face front, mbok.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Go and find something worthwhile to do!
Your relationship failed? Suck it down your throat, and don't come here to ask us incessant annoying questions like dummies! Do we look like dummies to you? Ehn?

You better take your time, stupid OP, else I invoke Obatala to come and smite your ass. Bleep that!

na wa ooo.. madam take am easy na.

UyaiIncomparabl:


. face front, mbok.

love your lips though... pls come and be cheating with me baby...

Verily verily i clear your doubt, No one has ever cheated on me before
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