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Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by obaoyedotun(m): 11:21am On Apr 29, 2018
Yeah the guy is entering from the back ��
dyze:
Thanks guys madridguy, Paulpaulpaul, dafeyankee. Someone even said it means she has a spirit husband or go to meeting. Naturally I don't believe in all those stuff sef
Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by Lomprico2: 11:25am On Apr 29, 2018
dyze:
Please I need help. My wife usually sleeps facing down while her two legs are raised backwards. Someone said its people that are possessed that do that.

Kindly share your honest and matured opinion if you have on this thanks.

I usually overlook things like this but I want to know its spiritual connection. If I should take steps

Thanks

Why u no dey cuddle ur wife?? angry
Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by ayagha: 11:27am On Apr 29, 2018
That's my sleeping position,it relieves my knee joint. no issues

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Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by londoner: 11:58am On Apr 29, 2018
kokomilala:
Well, it's said that every woman is born a witch, but it's left to her to be a better one. You need to be equipped spiritually. She's your woman, even if she's a witch. Cling to her. You may not get a better witch.

Including your mother?

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Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by londoner: 12:12pm On Apr 29, 2018
miraclea:
Am not a pastor but I believe you like the truth, from experience your wife is possessed and need some prayers this you can do yourself if you keep your self holy not necessarily in a church building that sleeping position is a covenant position

Truth is though, because of the brand of 'Christianity' you have been indoctrinated into it is virtually impossible for you to come to any other conclusion than the one you shared.

Sorry but it seems your logical thinking capabilities have been impeded by your 'doctrine'.

Even the people that brought Christianity to Africa have passed that mental state after the witch killings in the 1600's.

In 2018 Nigerians still carry the same undeveloped attitude to everything without being able to see where it stems from.

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Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by londoner: 12:15pm On Apr 29, 2018
dyze:

None just 6 years no child

Do you have children yourself, with another woman I mean?

If you don't and there is an issue, remember it my not necessarily be coming from your wife.
Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by Nobody: 12:27pm On Apr 29, 2018
dafeyankee:
Nothing spiritual here.

Once dated a girl who only sleeps holding a pillow. Try hard as I did to make her put her head on the pillow,I always wake up to her holding very tight to the pillow.

At first I thought it was spiritual. I mean who holds on to a pillow so tight and firm as if they are choking it?

Later I discovered she and her younger sister fought a lot as kids over pillows,and each would hold on tight to her pillow so the other don't snatch it.

As an adult she still hold the pillow tight.

Pavlovian conditioning
Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by kokomilala(m): 12:34pm On Apr 29, 2018
@londoner,is this the depth of abyss you've fallen? I didn't mention any woman in particular. Aside that, I only referenced a school of thought.
Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by Romanciella(f): 12:58pm On Apr 29, 2018
dafeyankee:
Nothing spiritual here.

Once dated a girl who only sleeps holding a pillow. Try hard as I did to make her put her head on the pillow,I always wake up to her holding very tight to the pillow.

At first I thought it was spiritual. I mean who holds on to a pillow so tight and firm as if they are choking it?

Later I discovered she and her younger sister fought a lot as kids over pillows,and each would hold on tight to her pillow so the other don't snatch it.

As an adult she still hold the pillow tight.
as an adult i still sleep with teddy, cnt sleep without one
Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by GreenCap: 1:08pm On Apr 29, 2018
dafeyankee:
Nothing spiritual here.

Once dated a girl who only sleeps holding a pillow. Try hard as I did to make her put her head on the pillow,I always wake up to her holding very tight to the pillow.

At first I thought it was spiritual. I mean who holds on to a pillow so tight and firm as if they are choking it?

Later I discovered she and her younger sister fought a lot as kids over pillows,and each would hold on tight to her pillow so the other don't snatch it.

As an adult she still hold the pillow tight.

you won the highest number of "likes" i have ever seen on this forum, 888

but why didn't you marry the princess? she's got nice ethymology
Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by INDUSTRIALFAN(m): 1:33pm On Apr 29, 2018
dyze:


Thanks bro. Appreciated
uwc
Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by AlexDJ(m): 1:56pm On Apr 29, 2018
That's how I sleep before with one leg up but i 've stop nw.
Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by ladykolly(f): 2:00pm On Apr 29, 2018
dyze:
Thanks guys madridguy, Paulpaulpaul, dafeyankee. Someone even said it means she has a spirit husband or go to meeting. Naturally I don't believe in all those stuff sef
Oga u do blv it,if not how did d someone know abt ha sleepin position?
Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by neolboy(m): 2:07pm On Apr 29, 2018
dyze:
Please I need help. My wife usually sleeps facing down while her two legs are raised backwards. Someone said its people that are possessed that do that.

Kindly share your honest and matured opinion if you have on this thanks.

I usually overlook things like this but I want to know its spiritual connection. If I should take steps

Thanks


Nothing spiritual about it i used to sleep facing upward with my hands folded around my chest and my legs crossed which i still do up till now, so its nothing. it might be something she has been doing since she was a little girl and have become part of her
Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by Aboguede(m): 2:09pm On Apr 29, 2018
dyze:
Please I need help. My wife usually sleeps facing down while her two legs are raised backwards. Someone said its people that are possessed that do that.

Kindly share your honest and matured opinion if you have on this thanks.

I usually overlook things like this but I want to know its spiritual connection. If I should take steps

Thanks


If you rush into anything, you will rush out. U never see anything u Don dey cry
Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by Willexmania(m): 3:42pm On Apr 29, 2018
dafeyankee:
Nothing spiritual here.

Once dated a girl who only sleeps holding a pillow. Try hard as I did to make her put her head on the pillow,I always wake up to her holding very tight to the pillow.

At first I thought it was spiritual. I mean who holds on to a pillow so tight and firm as if they are choking it?

Later I discovered she and her younger sister fought a lot as kids over pillows,and each would hold on tight to her pillow so the other don't snatch it.

As an adult she still hold the pillow tight.
964 LIKES !! WTF !
Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by sunnedee2: 3:45pm On Apr 29, 2018
konklushun:
I used to sleep the same way, face down and legs up. My sister too. It is nothing spiritual. I have stopped it sha. And I don't know how I stopped it sef.

Wait...
1) You are female
2) You are from Edo
3) You used to sleep in a weird position.

In fact, you need deliverance from me. Come to my room now for proper deliverance. grin

Na joke I dey ooo...

Runs away.....
Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by wonderfulchild: 4:49pm On Apr 29, 2018
Lol. Just yesterday, when I went to one boarding secondary school,I saw a student in one of the classrooms, sleeping exactly like this; face down and two legs raised and then bent towards the back of the head. I was imagining how comfortable the guy was,in that sleeping position.He was even fast asleep.
Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by Herrmes: 4:51pm On Apr 29, 2018
Odmic2839:
the biggest problem of youth of nowadays is d ability of not willingly to learn. Sorry
Your problem is not being willing to learn English when you were taught.
No offence, now how do you feel about that?
Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by Nnamaka1: 4:56pm On Apr 29, 2018
dyze:

None just 6 years no child

Hmmmm, that's deep.

I think you should have a discussion with her about her past, like when she started sleeping in this position, and what her typical sleeping night experience is like- if she is constantly finding herself in strange place, interacting with strange people.

Also try and find out what sort of mysterious challenges she faced while growing up.

We are all from different family with different challenges, nothing really is as it looks.

God help us all!
Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by Odmic2839(m): 7:26pm On Apr 29, 2018
Herrmes:
Your problem is not being willing to learn English when you were taught.
No offence, now how do you feel about that?
I don't wanna learn English because it not my father language but please you that have learn how to speak english, I assume you are the president of Nigeria with that degree. Crazy fellow everywhere
Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by granely(f): 8:25pm On Apr 29, 2018
Few years back that's how I use to sleep like that and my parents used to complain about it, my mum will ask me if am pocessed. can't even remember when I stopped sleeping like that, there's nothing spiritual about it dear
Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by Herrmes: 10:09pm On Apr 29, 2018
Odmic2839:
I don't wanna learn English because it not my father language but please you that have learn how to speak english, I assume you are the president of Nigeria with that degree. Crazy fellow everywhere
It's your lingua franca, stop being purposefully ignorant, what did you go to school for?
Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by nairamaniac: 11:21pm On Apr 29, 2018
Fake guy.

She dey set doggy for u make u hammer am well, u abandone your duty come here dey worry us for NairaLand.


U better divide those legs apart and give her what she needs.

RUBBISH
Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by BabaRamota1980: 11:46pm On Apr 29, 2018
virago:
I used to sleep on back with my legs on the wall as a kid , my granny would come into my room and flog me whenever she sees me like that , she would say "you are going for your meeting bah ?". It doesn't mean anything like most have said here

Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by MicroBox: 12:21am On Apr 30, 2018
dyze:


We av been married for 6 years, no children. I know she dreams and sometimes it happens in reality
If your story is not a cookup, then you must wake up and be battle ready .
Telling you from experience. Ask her politely if she would accept help based on her condition. If she truly love you, she will be scared a little and start telling a bit of what you want to know. NB: if you're not strong enough, don't start .
Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by Odmic2839(m): 4:40am On Apr 30, 2018
Herrmes:
It's your lingua franca, stop being purposefully ignorant, what did you go to school for?
I went to school just to be educated thank you sir
Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by dyze(m): 7:04am On Apr 30, 2018
MicroBox:

If your story is not a cookup, then you must wake up and be battle ready .
Telling you from experience. Ask her politely if she would accept help based on her condition. If she truly love you, she will be scared a little and start telling a bit of what you want to know. NB: if you're not strong enough, don't start .

Strong as in?can we talk? PM?
Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by MicroBox: 8:28am On Apr 30, 2018
dyze:


Strong as in?can we talk? PM?
I don't actually want to get involve..
Strong as in? If she later discover that you don't have a backup or concrete proof before coming to her after she might have told you a bit of what you're asking.

Don't treat her differently, she just need help..
Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by dyze(m): 9:11am On Apr 30, 2018
MicroBox:

I don't actually want to get involve..
Strong as in? If she later discover that you don't have a backup or concrete proof before coming to her after she might have told you a bit of what you're asking.

Don't treat her differently, she just need help..

Kk. Thanks
Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by londoner: 7:21pm On Apr 30, 2018
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Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by londoner: 7:28pm On Apr 30, 2018
kokomilala:
@londoner,is this the depth of abyss you've fallen? I didn't mention any woman in particular. Aside that, I only referenced a school of thought.

You didn't mention any in particular but you said EVERY WOMAN. Since your mother is also a woman I am asking if you were including her too.

You said the statement so don't get offended by my question.

Here is a reminder of what you wrote.....

quote author=kokomilala post=67120479]Well it's said that every woman is born a witch, but it's left to her to be a better one. You need to be equipped spiritually. She's your woman, even if she's a witch. Cling to her. You may not get a better witch. [/quote]

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