How to 100% Escape Being Friendzoned by a Woman Like a Good-bad Guy [Picture]

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I never wanted to reveal this secret, but the amount of threads I see on Nairaland about being friendzoned by a lady they love pushed me to help out. Unfortunately, we no longer give our intellectual secrets for free and it's not cheap either.

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These are some of the things guys have been posting...

Guy 1: There is this girl in my street that I'm madly in love with, but when I approached and told her my mind, she said, "Let's just be friends."

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Guy 2: Please Romancelanders, I need your help. I fell in love with a girl but it seems she just wants us to be just friends. How do I make her love me?

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Guy 3: Abeg, make una help me. I proposed to a girl I have been sending recharge card, buying her food, paying her school fees, and I even bought her a phone, but when I professed my love to her — so we can officially start dating, she said she sees me as a brother and a friend. Right now, I'm heart broken. I can't even eat.

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Guy 4: I confessed my love for her, but since then she has been dodging me and has refused to pick my call or reply my messages. How do I get her back? Have I done anything wrong? Please help me, I'm dying inside. I can't live without her.

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Guy 5: She rejected my proposal. Women are scum. After all I did for her?

Hi readers, are you seeing whatayam saw?

Please, can someone give a sniper to the guy that said he can't live without her. I'm so ashamed of such guys. These kinds of weak nice guys commit suicide easily. Thank God for strong ropes and 3rd Mainland Bridge. Suicide is easy now.

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Those guys above are a bunch on clowns. They are the people our ex-president-to-be Mr. Buhari should've called Lazy Nigerian Youths because the secret they need is in a book, but they would rather spend 20k on a girl who doesn't love them just to impress her than spend ordinary 5k on a book that will give them the secret codes they need to never be friendzoned again.

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Now, here is the shocker. You may be thinking this post to advertise and force a book down your throat, but sadly, we no longer sell books to Nairalanders. Most of them are uncultured and rude. If you want to buy, don't send us a PM via Nairaland, but use this link: www.wetclef.com/page/contact

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When you contact us, don't mention you're coming from Nairaland because you won't get a reply. We are not after your money, but your behavior first, then solving your problem with just 5k. The money may increase if need be.

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At the moment, it's 5k. After some days, it will increase because the information inside the book can't be found anywhere online or offline. All our books have unique contents. The earlier, the better. This book is here to put a final stop to the "Let's Just Be Friends," statement women make.

I have done my part. It's your turn.

Read my lips "who ever buys this a big foool" if you don't have money and you want to chase ladies, then you are a failure as a man. Chasing smelling pussy instead of trying to better your life. What Nonsense

E remain harddon wen go com sell books now. Like there's a formula

^°^ imposter

Kikikikikiki!!!!All your epistle is just for you to sell one stupid book!!!!If you no get money,hide your face...Will that book put money in that broke guys pocket?stupid thing.....

Benz4pimp:
Kikikikikiki!!!!All your epistle is just for you to sell one stupid book!!!!If you no get money,hide your face...Will that book put money in that broke guys pocket?stupid thing.....

You won. Broke guys like us don't argue with pimps who ride Benz Have a nice day, brother.

Ire2:
Read my lips "who ever buys this a big foool" if you don't have money and you want to chase ladies, then you are a failure as a man. Chasing smelling pussy instead of trying to better your life. What Nonsense

My apologies, Sir. But, you'll do yourself good if you know more about us before getting angry. We don't teach men to chase women — we discourage it.

We teach men how to navigate the difficult dating world with ease and invest their money in businesses instead of giving it to women who don't deserve it. They should save it for their future wives and children.

Download the free version of our ChatDicted book www.wetclef.com/topic330.html and thank me later.

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