y me:

awwwwwwwww how sweet of her

Ultrame:

^^^^ Do i know you?

chamotex:

Sweet what? I lost my erection mehn

jarkbauer:

until i discovered her big burst was a well-packed slippers

y me:

she want babies give it to her jare, es muy facil
DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wahala dey o

hey you, where have you been? come give your darling a very big hug!

jarkbauer:

until i discovered her big burst was a well-packed slippers

tit_squeez:

untill she stayed over and snored like a trucker all through the night

G-Dex:

[color=#000099]sorry, but i'm just a new mem. of NL. i luv dis forum, it's coooooool

NIKKnJAZZ:

Until he started being whiny and overly suspicious

Until he told me I was faat, (This is me at 5ft 7" and 64kg oh!!!), n dt if we got married, he'll hire a personal trainer just for me, so I keep looking good and don't "become fat like some naija women". kmt!! After that it was "hasta la vista baybee!"

nike4luv:

untill he said 'i love you'

davidylan:

Just as i was about to say same to you. Phew! That was close.

nike4luv:

U!! considering the circumstance mehn   maybe if U were different  

davidylan:

you mean its ok to say that to you now?   Wow am i having a blessed day or what.

lizzybabe1:

Things were going fine until I found out he's gay.




_{Na lie o.}

lizzybabe1:

Things were going fine until I found out he's gay.




_{Na lie o.}

denony:

seun what is all these?

i said intimacy addict not "intimacy addict"