Hello everyone, this will be my first post on nairaland and also my second story so far. I would not want to offend anyone here, if you find any error please kindly let me know, no harsh words please, thank you. Enjoy.

Introduction Wow, a lot will change, me leaving primary school for secondary school, (in my mind) omo o ma kin pe dagba o. It's a saturday morning and i will be resuming in a new school, jss1. I will miss my friends at my old school, what will it be like, i wondered, i will be a total new comer all over again, i said to myself. Sorry for not introducing myself earlier, my name is Bayo Adebanjo, the second and only son of Mr and Mr Adebanjo, i have an elder sister of 15 while i am 10, she is actually a pain in the ass, her name is Omotoke but i call her toks for short. This is my random life, my story.

Episode one *Banging on the door* oo God, who is that naw, i said as peeped at the door. *Door opens* ode boy, won't you get up and come do your house chores,abi you want to sleep all day ni,toke said. Better leave me now, i replid *yawning*. Bayo oya get up now before i come and meet you, my mom screamed from the kitchen. Oo God so somebody cannot sleep again abi, i said *hissing*. I stared at toke as she gave me a crazy look, ntoor. I got up from bed, did all my house chores, took my bath,brushed.ate and was already heading out when my mom called me back, bayo where are you going to, she asked. I'm going to field, i replied with an innocent look. field ko farm ni, she snapped, so you dont know you are resuming on monday abi, wont you prepare for school. mummy, shebi it is still saturday naw and we are resuming on monday, i have tomorrow to prepare naw.

A snitch in time saves nine oya go and start making preparation, onibaje oshi she said as i grumbled inside. I started making preparations, i already bought all the textbooks and notebooks including maths set, calculator and some other things, i ironed my uniform, polished my shoes, oops i have no socks i said to myself and i couldn't tell my mum you know how mom's can be sometimes so i had to sneak out to get one out of the pocket money my dad gave me before he left for work this morning. I went to get the socks at the neigbouring street cos the ones in my street were already sold out. On my way back home, i met one of my old classmate, Tolu. Hey bayo, where are you going he said. Did i mention i had a little pride in me, i was one of the few that had a phone back at pry 6, though it's not in my possession anymore, my sister collected it when her got spoilt. Hey tolu, how are you i replied. I'm fine he said. I went to buy rocks, we are resuming on monday.

Yes oo,i will be leaving tomorrow for lagos state junior model college igbookuta,boarding he said. Yes, your guess is right, tolu is a brilliant boy, he was our headboy back then. *in my thoughts, omo dis boy na efiwe oo*. I will attend greats hall high, not that far from here ( i really wanted a school that was far from home, for personal reasons). I heard a sound from within (omo na shit be dis o). Anything wrong, he asked, i really have to go, i replied as i ran off. On my way running a stupid street dog decided to join the race,the idiot started chasing me, omo see race,i didnt even know i could run this fast,i ran into an uncompleted building, the dog stood outside barking continuously, omo no be only me run sha as i discovered my crumbling stomach was gone.werey ni aja yi o i said to myself. I came out of the building through another exit, the dog was still there barking, na dere you go die i said as l left and went home.